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MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I’M BLIND!!!  AAAAHHHH!  I’M BLIND!!!

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Make it stop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s like that White Stripes video. Only Hoffier.

QUICK! Someone please pass the brain bleach!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Gah! 

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to stick a bottle brush in my ear in an attempt to scrub my brain.

Oh, why did I go below the jump? Why? Evil bitch.

My EYES! They BURN!

Oh. My. God.
That was just like when you get a bright flash from a camera and you see spots for about 10 min.  I keep closing my eyes and see Hoff and his junk coming at me like a freight train.  How do you make it STOP????

Is this Save For Work, before I click on the linky?

yes, I am sure it will be damaging, but I wanna look anyways....

Caroline,
It is safe for work. It is not safe for your sight. Or your brain.

WHY, why is thw Hoff Hasseling me? I think my brain is bleeding. Thank you, ladies.

OMG. It was bad enough when I thought it was a still photo!! But...with the...and the…

*cries*

No more, please!

EGADS!!!!!!!!!!!

And you want us to accept your apology?

NEVER!!!!!

I’ve seen that before. Somebody on livejournal has that as their icon. No matter what the topic is, whenever I see it, I get sucked into the void of the neverending Hoff crotch.

I was warned, but I clicked anyway.  I have only myself, and the Hoff, to blame.

Great, now I have to gouge out my eyes with a salad fork! I’m not looking at it, but I’m still seeing it. It won’t stop!

Is there just a link to this? I wish to subject my unsuspecting loved ones to it (misery and company and all that).

“dark12”
Yes, it has all gone very dark indeed.

ROFL, it’s hoff, and his little hoff. That’s just freaky trousers stuff.

Quick! check his ass, I’m sure there are energizer bunny batteries in there somewhere, he keeps going and going and going and going......

Dammit! Just when I think this evil has left the internet’s collective memory and people have forgotten about IT REAPPEARS.

Infinite Hoff regression. This is what happens when Germans write paranormal romance. *nods*

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!

word: “plane"--I need to use a wood plane over my eyes and brain to remove the image

After reading here for so long I know better, dammit!!!

*off to get some mind bleach*

Ohh baby. I gotta get me a pair!

Heh heh heh. At least I knew what to expect when I clicked on the link.

Who in their ‘right’ mind (and I use that term very loosly) came up with this idea and then took the time to put it together. Gawd.

May I have a new brain pls?

KTHX

I love it.

it’s like looking at a solar eclipse without the little box thingy, causing permanent damage to my eyeball . . .

They forgot to mention.

NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE HOFF!

Did anyone else feel like they were falling through time? It was Hoffal.

Aw man...I’ve been Crotch Hoffed twice in a single week!!!  This same terrifying image was on Jennifer Armintrout’s blog on Monday or Tuesday. I know, I know...it’s my own fault. I looked...must find bleach.

Bah, that’s unholy.  Especially since I just clicked over after reading that they’re remaking Knight Rider with Will Arnett as Kitt and Hoff returning to his original role.

I guess it’s just a Hoff kind of day.

Don’t Hassel with the Hoff!

You want an honest answer?  Actually, no, that wasn’t good for me.  It’s a nightmare waiting to happen.  It’s exorcist-worthy.

You’re right, Teddy.  Never gaze directly at the Hoff...especially at his crotch.  But given my considerable powers, imparted by whatever unspeakable vaginal majesty lurks in the depths of Ellora’s Cave, I can look with the assurance I’m somewhat protected.

Praise the goddess!

Holy crap!

You know, as you watch that there are certain points where the wee crotch Hoff looks like a penis…

That warning is insufficient!

“Well, Weiner, it’s you and me against the world...”

This is the perfect example of...you can close your eyes but you can NEVER close the mind’s eye…

My brand new seeing eye dog is having to type this. The bushy hair, the thrusting package....oh the horror.

This is so wrong on so many levels.

They’re remaking Knight Rider?  Oh, come on.  Surely that’s just a crazy Internet rumor?  Dear Goddess, it can’t be true!

I suppose I can’t cry out “You bitches have gone too far” since you did apologize beforehand. If a Smart Bitch apologizes pre-fold, you know it’s gotta be bad.

served45...oh yeah, we all got served…

“Bettie:I was warned, but I clicked anyway.  I have only myself, and the Hoff, to blame.”

Me too, Bettie, me too.

Off to find another unsuspecting soul to launch this on.

Spam word: bring74
not sure I can find that many people…

OMG, I think I just went blind for a couple of seconds.

The worst part is it never stops! It keeps going, and I keep watching it.

The level of twisted genius necessary to create this mesmerizing monstrosity is truly terrible to contemplate.

WHY???

Awesome and full of WIN!  Now my morning is complete and I can go sit in traffic for an hour… dreaming of that image.

The only way to improve this (make it worse?!) was if it had the Knight Rider theme playing along...dum da dah, dum da dah, etc.

It’s such an affront to good taste that I’m afraid I just had to reset the Hoff as the desktop image on dear hubby’s computer.

Nothing like a cup of joe and the Hoff to get the day started…

Briony--Are you trying to collect DH’s insurance money or something?  That’s just evil :)

taybug

I suppose I can’t cry out “You bitches have gone too far” since you did apologize beforehand. If a Smart Bitch apologizes pre-fold, you know it’s gotta be bad.

But does it count if it’s the apology equivalent of crocodile tears?????

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?  WHY WON’T IT STOP?

Oh my goodness!

Or should I say ‘badness’?  Good had nuthin’ to do with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

You know, the only thing that could improve this site is if you could CLOSE a fold after you open it to look (again!)

But, you can! Just click on “Was it good for you?”

The Bitches are good, even though they unleashed this on us.

stop15--how appropriate

Thanks - good to know I don’t have to navigate away just to escape being blinded!

Jesus Christ, what the hell was that?! :O