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oh, god… not sure that i want to win that *ahem* hofftastic prize… but the amazon cert is tempting!

ROFL--awesome!

But when is the deadline for posting?  Did I miss it?  Am I not awake?  haha

i cut his head off…
sorry! lol

is this one better?

awesome Rebyj!!!!  *gigglesnort*

Tah dah!  The Hoff at Avenue Q

lol this is too fun

my last one ..i think

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whoops..
try again

LMAO at the “ OH NOES” LOL
can’t wait till hoff shows up at the bitches book signing!

OMGWTFBBQ had me giggling like a idjit.

And the puppet secks one is also made of awesome. Like the Hoff himself, of course.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c161/Shadowtracker/hasselndahoff.jpg

I tried to paste a picture here but nothing happened.

Can I vote for all of them? Such a talented Bitchery.

Two more-- I couldn’t resist!

“Ah sex u” also cracked me up. I agree with Darlynne - these are all too good!

This is my attempt.

ok, well that didn’t work. Hmm

Finally figured it out.

‘K, that didn’t work out… If this doesn’t work, I’ll just email it. (btw, love Ah Sex U, yes? lol!)

One more… (this contest is addictive).

Da Hoff in “Da Club”

I LOVE the blindnzz one!

Can’t believe no one’s gone for this yet:

Hee hee...too much fun!

“I call heem Thunderplug.”

Can’t believe no one’s gone for this yet

Well, probably because addiction isn’t very funny.

But I like his “leetle” friend very much! :-D

You guys, you guys!

You should all go on America’s Got Talent so The Hoff could vote for YOU.

Can’t believe no one’s gone for this yet:

I haven’t made my coffee yet or you would owe me a new keyboard.

word:  post34

I can’t believe I’m doing this.

This one’s from Nanna:

And one from Karen:

And two from arachniphobe aphobia:

This isn’t really what I did with the preceeding twenty minutes of my life. Really, it’s not.

bwahahahahahahaha!!!

they just keep getting better and better.

And yet, another one.

I can’t stop. It’s like a disease.

YAHOO

Ok - I thought puppetsecks was da awessomest...then I saw the horn one and almost died. I’m going to hell, my ribald laughter brought my 4 year old running - and her comment, was, “Eeew, that guy’s gross.” Aw, Hoffster, so much grossness to lurve, my friend.
Keep em’ comin’ bitches! Maybe I’ll hoff it up and send one in too.

It’s not too late ot enter, ees it?

OMG, too, too funny!  I cannot pick a favorite, but the “WWND?” one still has me cackling.  Soooo many possibilities here!

Oh God, I can’t stop laughing.

It’s pretty close - Soni’s are hilarious and Nanna’s ‘invisible sex appeal’ is so spot on buuuuut I think I have to vote for Mariskunk!

‘I has a horn’. Just brilliant.

I vote for ‘ah sex u’

i vote for charlenes omgwtfbbq one lol

i think his back hair is on fire LOLOL

Puppetsecks all the way.

My vote is for the one with

Hates ‘em, precious, we does.

i vote for “o nooooes they stole my bucket”.  smart. very smart.

I have to vote for the Fisting one from rebyj. If I don’t, she’ll hurt me.

My vote goes to puppet secks, though really all the contributions were astonishing.

I loves the horn (honk honk)

And bitches goes in here

In that order

1.Fisting
2.Ah sex u

1. My hand.  Talk to it.
(Is that available in poster size?)
2. Beeches goes in here.
3. I has a horn.

1. Soni’s soap.
2. Fisting.
Honorable Mention: all the rest

I love the “great big wiggly hairy balses, wanna pet ‘em?” Cracked me up!!!

All are absolutely & hilariously brilliant but my favs (in order) are:

1.ah secks u
2.invisible sex appeal
3.ohhh nooooes they stole my bucket

omg omg omg OMG. Am crying with laughter over here!

They’re all amazing, but my favourites in order are:
1. Ah sex u yes?
2. OMGWTFBBQ
3. Got mantitty?

(so fitting, that last one, given that my word submission is mans87)

1. Ah sex u. Yes?
(That is so TOTALLY what he’s thinking!)
2. Fisting: ...
3. Say hello to mah leetle friend

they’re all so good!

My faves are 1. puppetsecks
2. ah sex you
and 3. I has a horn.

These are too-too-too funny. (snert!)

(Sekrit word: big77--which ought to be usable on a lolhoff somehow!)

Ah sex u. Totally.

I’s in ur contst, postin l8…

1: My hand.
2: Fisting.
3: I has a horn.
4: Bitches goes in here?

Although frankly, all are HEAVENLY.

I can’t help being a joiner.

I couldn’t choose, but then the Pepsi one was posted, which I love, so I’ll go with that.

Tough, very tough to choose. Is this like Chicago where we vote early and often, dead or alive?

1. Whitemouse’s Oh Noes.
2. Girly legs, hairy balls
3. Puppet seks

All were inspired. Thank you for much snorting.

1. ah sex u
2. I haz a horn
3. My hand

lol so hard to choose

Ooooh! So hard!

I think, in the end, I have to go with Rug burns though.

But it was really close with Pepsi and fisting.

Well done!

secret password: society98: the society for hassling the hoff, perhaps?

Though I do lurve the Hoff ditchin the bitches in Kit, I want to spread the lurve - so heres goes
1: Haz horn.
2: Puppet secks
3: Pepsi!

And, because I just can’t seem to help myself…

My vw is “time24” I know it’s time to stop, but it’s just so much fun!

I think LOLHoffs may be more addictive than Tetris.

ah sex u. Runner up:  i’s in ur pepsi.

Beeches goes in here...yes?  It’s a winnah!

And the security word of the day is…

hot39

appropriate, no?

I vote for:

1: I’s in ur pepsi (makes me glad I’m drinking coke...and rum)

2: I has horn

I shall now go laugh hysterically. (this isn’t my first drink :))

This is far, far too addictive.

I’ll stop soon, I swear.

Last one, srsly. 

... unless I find another irresistible Hoff pic…

It’s not midnight here yet so…

1. Puppet Secks
2. Ah sex u
3. Fisting

They were all bloody brilliant but these made me snort my soda and scare my dog.

Ho God, soooo hard to choose.  But here goes:

1.  Mah fingers, they smell like Hass
2.  Beeches goes in here, yes?
3.  Fisting...if I can take it so can you

And honorable mention for I can have puppet secks? and I Can Haz Cheezburgers (so wrong it’s right).

1. Puppetsechs
2. Fisting
3. Ah sex u