It’s time for another SBTB Fark-style contest of complete madness and hi-freaking-larity.
Behold: The Hasselhoff. You thought the joke was dead? Not so, says the copies of the Hoffobiography now in my dining room.
Your challenge! Create a LOLHoff using any of the many fine images of the Hoffster that you can find on that wily interweb. For those unsure of that of which I write, an LOLHoff is similar to a LOLCat or a LOLHunk.
You can post your LOLHoff (plsplspls, don’t make it bigger than 300×300 px) in the comments using an IMG HTML tag or you can email them to Candy or I and we will upload and post them for you.
We shall laugh and post and Hoff and vote all in this thread, and discuss who has best used their skills for their LOLHoff. Voting will end on Monday July 2, whenever we decide to stop counting.
There be Winners? Then let there be prizes!
1st place: The official Hoffobiography of your very own, and a $25 Amazon gift certificate.
2nd place: The official Hoffobiography and a $10 Amazon gift certificate.
3rd place: The official Hoffobiography and a Hoff Plane of your very own (paper not Boeing).
EDITED TO ADD: Should you win the Hoffatstic biography prize, please consider that we’d welcome your Guest Bitch Review® of the content therein, because there can never be too much Hoff.
But of course, you can has samples:
oh, god… not sure that i want to win that *ahem* hofftastic prize… but the amazon cert is tempting!
ROFL—awesome!
But when is the deadline for posting? Did I miss it? Am I not awake? haha
i cut his head off…
sorry! lol
is this one better?
awesome Rebyj!!!! *gigglesnort*
Tah dah! The Hoff at Avenue Q
lol this is too fun
my last one ..i think
[img=http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9754/hffzn2.jpg]
whoops..
try again
LMAO at the ” OH NOES” LOL
can’t wait till hoff shows up at the bitches book signing!
OMGWTFBBQ had me giggling like a idjit.
And the puppet secks one is also made of awesome. Like the Hoff himself, of course.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c161/Shadowtracker/hasselndahoff.jpg
I tried to paste a picture here but nothing happened.
Can I vote for all of them? Such a talented Bitchery.
Two more—I couldn’t resist!
“Ah sex u” also cracked me up. I agree with Darlynne – these are all too good!
This is my attempt.
ok, well that didn’t work. Hmm
To everyone who tried posting pictures, only to have it Not Work, just e-mail ‘em to either Sarah or me, and we’ll post them for you.
Finally figured it out.
‘K, that didn’t work out… If this doesn’t work, I’ll just email it. (btw, love Ah Sex U, yes? lol!)
One more… (this contest is addictive).
Da Hoff in “Da Club”
I LOVE the blindnzz one!
Can’t believe no one’s gone for this yet:
Hee hee…too much fun!
“I call heem Thunderplug.”
Can’t believe no one’s gone for this yet
Well, probably because addiction isn’t very funny.
But I like his “leetle” friend very much! 😀
Soni: Holy shit, that is so, so wrong. My cats ran away when I started cackling helplessly.
You guys, you guys!
You should all go on America’s Got Talent so The Hoff could vote for YOU.
Can’t believe no one’s gone for this yet:
I haven’t made my coffee yet or you would owe me a new keyboard.
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An Entry from TAM:
An entry from comment mistress:
I can’t believe I’m doing this.
This one’s from Nanna:
And one from Karen: