Longmire’s romance covers are undeniable works of art. And so are some of Jen’s versions, under the pen name Avril Honeycutt.
[Thanks to Iasmin for the link]
For the love of Scottie McMullet…
MerFarts
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the links. And laughs
Longmire needs to see that Puffy Shirt cover.
Have to go wipe my eyes now.
The same ones caught my eye, too. Scottie McMullet and MerFart. Gah, that was funny.
Merci les bitches!
Is it wrong that ‘A Love So Wrong’ made me laugh the most? On rotation, between sounds of disgust.
I laughed. I cried. Sometimes both at once.
Thanks for the links.
These made my morning! I’m going to be laughing about them all day.
Um, “Potato Packing Pirate”?!?! What in the world is wrong with his leg/crotch area?!?!
Tee hee.
Sarah, thank you so much. The timing of this post rocks, as several of my closest friends are having some very dark days. I hope this makes them feel a tiny bit lighter.
Uhm...Is it just me or did Nicole Kidman pose for the Train Wreck...er… Sex Train cover?
Potato Packin’ my arse! That’s Long Dong Silver.
I hope that poor horse in The Last Drunken Harlot finds it’s carousel soon.
These were a great way to start the day! Thanks, everyone… *wanders off giggling*
Funny shit!
And what in holy hell is on the Potato Packin’ Harlot’s head?? I mean, if you can take your eyes off the grotesque bulge in his pants. What IS that?
My other favorite:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/verybigjen/21015443/in/set-489555/
Is it wrong that I feel mildly curious about the real title of the one Avril retitled “The Scent of Dog and Beer”? ;)
Did anyone notice that Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of Sex Train?
Hilarious! Wow, I guess I needed that.
Gawd, I’m pathetic. I’ve been looking at those Longmire covers for like three freakin’ years, and every time I see them I still crack up! Now I have another batch of silly dough to slurp off my fingers . . . over and over and over again.
I need to go page through a book of Italian Renaissance art or something.
My favorite: “too bad Camaros hadn’t been invented yet” (on the Longmire Scottie McMullett cover). I’m still giggling . . .
“The Bride of Count Chocula” was my favorite.
I’m not sure about those books, but it’s worth a try, thanks for the links…
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
(I would have suggested “Romance For Dummies” but a gift like that--while possibly appropriate--would probably be in bad taste, given the circumstances).
LOL. Yeah, in that case. But hey, that’s an awesome book. That’s where I learned my romance…
Stupid question from a new convert—what defines a Harlequin romance (besides being published by Harlequin, obviously), and what is the actual definition of a bodice ripper? Since every time I’ve heard it used, it seems to be used incorrectly.
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Speaking of cool gift ideas, I found one that will work for the DH, the MIL, my mom and the sitter...all in one.
Now if they show up half as cool as they…
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Grrr...WTF? That blows. When is romance going to stop being the red-headed stepchild of literature and gain the respect it deserves? So irritating.
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Shiloh, that was AWESOME! In fact, may I say, Bitchalicious. I can’t believe you just whipped that up!
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