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submits:
1.
Man breast flexing so.
A nasty twitch in left one?
Nay, a cheesy wink.
2.
Teats so huge I envy
Man challenges gender gap
Victor’s Secret Bra?
3.
Half moons glistening,
Oiled to narcissistic gleam.
Yee Haw! My man boobs.
PC Cast and Kristin, her “phab daughter,” teamed up to write:
Ode to Mantittyfruit
4.
Succulent, firm flesh
Manfruit waiting to be plucked
Nipple dew…so sweet
5.
Hair on man titties?
Nay! (gasp) Abomination!
My Dear Sweet Lord – WAX.
6.
Warm, pulsing idols
Photoshop fills me with hope
Tittilicious prayers!
Alyssa writes, fearing for the addiction that is man-titty haiku:
7.
Seductive man tits
No soft gentle curves are these
How I adore you
8.
If this thought is true
More than a mouthful’s a waste
What use are his tits?
9.
Locked in an embrace
Are those titties hers or his?
Much too hard to tell.
writes in response to her own personal peeve about how man nipples are always described as flat: “Like if she didnt’ write ‘male’ I’d be all confused about just whose nipples our heroine was caressing.”
10.
Man-bosom heaves - oh!
Must place my trembling lips on
Your flat male nipple.
E. D’Trix submits four masterworks of mantitty:
11.
Behold Man Titties.
Lush, bountiful and perky.
Baby Jesus weeps.
12.
Bountiful Tithood.
Suckle at my man-bosom.
Yeeeees. Fabio likes…
13.
Sweet, sweet Poser art.
Firm nipples and manly chest.
Who wants a milk shake?
14.
More than a handful
Perched, quivering on a chest
Man, he needs a bra.
Meljean provides this moist masterpiece:
15.
Giant streams erupt;
Suck white fluid from mancock—
Big nipple; no milk.
Michelle offers the following titty-trio:
16.
Fabio’s got ‘em
His cups runneth over
Hail King Pectoral!
17.
Hiding in cleavage
Behold the man-boobs abound
Bow, you drooling fool!
18.
Tight, oiled male parts
Veins bulging, hot flesh throbbing
It’s man-boobs, ya pervs!
Mollie offers:
19.
spiking man love-beads
wishing for love sustenance
alas, well is dry
20.
firm yet supple globes
proudly thrusting from six pack
hail, great man-titty!
Marie Donovan offers:
21.
Enough man-titty
To nurse a Third World Village.
Get some nipple cream!
And Jennifer Macaire proves to us that man-titty DOES have its uses:
22.
Mantitte hits the wall
with staff in full erection
Tits cushion the blow
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