OMGWHATWHATINTHEBUTT

by Candy Thursday, March 01, 2007 at 08:38 AM

This is the gayest thing ever. No, seriously. Remember when we thought the gay cowboy thing was the gayest thing ever? This is, like, exponentially gayer than that. Even Graham’s Number is inadequate to describe the magnitude of The Gay (and the OMGWTF) of this video.

Warning: Lyrics are very mildly Not Work Safe, but the video in and of itself is very tame. If you have earphones in the office, now would be the time to use them.

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Picture of December December said on...
03.01.07 at 08:54 AM |

OMG I have tears in my eyes from the laughing…
I especially like the very subtle chocolate licking.

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
03.01.07 at 09:13 AM |

Oh God it hurts to laugh this hard!  The facial expressions are the best.  “Let’s do it in the butt--okay!”

aaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha!!!

Picture of Riki Riki said on...
03.01.07 at 09:17 AM |

OK, I got: chocolate heart, chocolate star, red roses, and some wiggling.
But, can someone please explain what the burning cross stands for?
(Or should I say what what...)

Picture of Therese said on...
03.01.07 at 09:18 AM |

Butt...why!? I don’t know if I’ll be able to look at a heart again without thinking of ass cheeks.

Picture of Cat Marsters Cat Marsters said on...
03.01.07 at 09:20 AM |

MILDLY not work safe??  What kind of workplace do you have?

And, er, why the Dutch flag?

Picture of Emily Emily said on...
03.01.07 at 09:31 AM |

And, er, why the Dutch flag?

Why NOT? ^__^

...ugh. Was drinking Diet Pepsi and checking favourites. Bad Emily. All is pain in nostrils.

Also--similar but all hot and serious: boy on boy vampire ballet action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szuNHjByPl4

Picture of Emily Emily said on...
03.01.07 at 09:44 AM |

And...am I the only one who thinks this guy could be Isaiah Washington’s long-lost twin?

Or even the flipside of Washington’s double life that no one would have guessed at?

Picture of Rinda Rinda said on...
03.01.07 at 10:05 AM |

Agh!!!  That is hilarious in a squirmy, weird sort of way.  heheheheh

Picture of Helen M said on...
03.01.07 at 10:14 AM |

That? That was goddamn hilarious!

I have the most awful feeling that I’ll be singing those lovely lyrics to myself for the rest of the day. Eek.

(Hahaha, my word submission is language22. Rather fitting.)

Picture of Flo said on...
03.01.07 at 10:49 AM |

Geeeaaaahhhh!  Should have a warning label not to eat while watching.  I almost choked to death!

Picture of Jess said on...
03.01.07 at 10:59 AM |

That was so wrong.  I like the not-so-subtle purple phallic blimp in the beginning.

I just know I’m going to have that song stuck in my head for days. I need brain brillo.

Picture of Valerie said on...
03.01.07 at 11:09 AM |

Where do you find this stuff?! Thank God the world is wierd, It would be so boring otherwise.

Picture of Victoria Dahl Victoria Dahl said on...
03.01.07 at 11:49 AM |

Oh. My.

Was he actually singing through a little crinkled brown star at the beginning or did I eat some fermented fruit this morning? Fermented fruit! heeheehee

As a writer, I’m utterly disappointed in the lyrics though. Stare, dare, care, there? He didn’t even try to work in derriere, for God’s sake. What a shame.

My favorite part? Toss that hair, girlfriend. Toss it!

Picture of Kiku Kiku said on...
03.01.07 at 11:55 AM |

Oh, man! That burning cross confused the everloving hell out of me!

This thing is (to quote an ex-boyfriend), gayer than eight guys bangin’ nine guys.

And it’s stuck in my head.

Thanks, bitches.

Picture of sara sara said on...
03.01.07 at 11:58 AM |

That was the gayest effing thing I’ve ever seen, and I used to watch Queer As Folk. Also, I think I like chicks now.

OMG, Emily, I totally thought that too. He looks like a slightly softer Isaiah Washington. Oooooooh....

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
03.01.07 at 12:04 PM |

Clearly I should spend more time surfing around YouTube.  There’s so much bizarreness that’s passing me by.

Picture of spinsterwitch spinsterwitch said on...
03.01.07 at 12:23 PM |

I, too, am left with the lingering question of what-what’s the deal with the burning crosses?  If anything I think it’s that the song is going to hell because it’s just so bad.

This is perhaps going to be the most tragic earworm I’ve had since Al Yankovich’s White & Nerdy!

This was so gay, it needs it’s own Pride Parade.

Picture of KristenMary said on...
03.01.07 at 12:46 PM |

That was just about the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. That song will be stuck in my head for days now. My favorite part was the robot dance moves towards the end. Nothing says butt lovin’ like doing the robot.

Picture of Candy said on...
03.01.07 at 12:58 PM |

Pfff. Y’all think you have it bad with the earworm madness caused by this song? I actually have TWO songs competing for my attention right now.

Song number 1: ”O Valencia!” by The Decemberists.

Song number 2: “What What (In the Butt).”

It’s not that the disjoint is bad enough to give me mental whiplash. The most terrifying thing is how one song segues effortlessly into the other in my brain. Just a few hours ago, I found myself singing in a sort of half-mumble “What what in the butt...with your blood still warm on the ground.”

AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHH.

Picture of Scooper Scooper said on...
03.01.07 at 01:02 PM |

Is that the hottest hit in the gay club now? It makes me want to hit a club and see if they’d ever play it and if so how hyped the crowd gets.

Picture of Kiku Kiku said on...
03.01.07 at 01:18 PM |

Candy, that may be the most horriffic thing I’ve ever heard.
::shudder::

Picture of Sandra D said on...
03.01.07 at 02:13 PM |

AAARRRGGGHHH!! A friend sent me that link a few days ago and I had finally managed to free myself from it’s earworm clutches, now you send me spiralling down into it’s soft, chocolate hell again.

Ok now I’m really going to die laughing, my submission word: position24

Picture of Myriantha Fatalis said on...
03.01.07 at 02:14 PM |

If you click on the little “more” link on the YouTube page, you can read the rest of the description to learn that, “Oh, and it’s not a burning cross, it’s a flaming cross.” Um, yeah.  Obviously flaming, but I still don’t get why a cross.  (Makes me think his boyfriend is in the Klan or something.  Creepy!)

BUT WAIT, my little chickadees, there’s more!  If you check out the link to Brownmark Films, you can download your very own copy of this fabulous video in various formats.  Because I just know you want it on DVD, your phone, your iPod, AAAAAND your PocketPC.

Frightened yet?  Just click the link to visit Samwell’s site so you can get this nifty song on CD or as an mp3 ... or as a frickin’ CELL PHONE RING TONE!!!  Because everybody needs a cell phone that’s not work-safe.

Picture of Jules Jones Jules Jones said on...
03.01.07 at 02:20 PM |

[falls over laughing]

That’s not the gayest vid I’ve ever seen, because I have a collection of fanbrew slash musicvids from various campy tv shows. But it’s certainly one of the gayest intentionally gay ones I’ve seen. :-)

Picture of bam bam said on...
03.01.07 at 03:12 PM |

That thing is so gay… that I think I’m a gay male now.

Also, he also a little bit like Isaiah Washington from Grey’s Anatomy (especially with the fag drama). Which makes this video funnier.

Picture of bam bam said on...
03.01.07 at 03:13 PM |

I sounded “special” in the previous comment. This video fried my friend.

I meant he LOOKS like Isaiah Washington from Grey’s Anatomy.

Picture of bam bam said on...
03.01.07 at 03:14 PM |

last post. friend = brain

SEE? Now you guys think I’m retarded. I need sleep.

Picture of Lyra Lyra said on...
03.01.07 at 04:28 PM |

Dear God, that was gay. I mean, that was gayer than anime fanfiction. That was… *speechless*

Picture of Sallyacious Sallyacious said on...
03.01.07 at 06:56 PM |

What? What? (THE HELL???)

Where, oh, where on earth did you find this? I sat slack-jawed and wondering for the entire thing. It’s not even danceable, really.

What What do you suppose they were thinking?

Picture of Ann Aguirre Ann Aguirre said on...
03.01.07 at 08:21 PM |

I’m a Tolkien nerd. I read “Samwell” and was like, “Huh, he’s pretty tall for a hobbit...” and then, “Huh, I didn’t know he was gay… so he and Frodo, alone on the mountain… well, that explains a lot.”

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
03.02.07 at 06:52 AM |

Oh, Sam definitely had a thing for Frodo.  I mean, is it in doubt?  He couldn’t even be happy with his wife until Frodo went over the sea with the Elves.  Poor Samwise, so in love with someone so emotionally unavailable… I’m sure he’d have serenaded the Ring-Bearer with “What What” in a heartbeat. 

Let’s do it in the butt--okay!

Picture of Charlene said on...
03.02.07 at 07:09 AM |

That isn’t just the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, it’s also the Best Thing Ever.

LOL my spambot word is services69.

Picture of kardis said on...
03.02.07 at 08:21 AM |

Wow. I live in the heart of Chicago’s Boys Town, the freakin’ gay pride parade goes right past my apartment and even I thought to myself, “That is so gay”. I’ll definitely have that stuck in my head for awhile, thanks Candy!

Picture of Raina_Dayz said on...
03.02.07 at 08:50 AM |

Thanks for the link to the boy on boy vampire ballet Emily.  Very hot.

Picture of Robin D. Owens Robin D. Owens said on...
03.02.07 at 09:39 AM |

Oh, MAN!  And the thing is, I didn’t turn off my background music and I’ve got these jungle drums going....(Jonathan Goldman Dreamtime Tara, music is on random).

I think I’ll go read a romance now.
Robin

Picture of Tania From Canada Tania From Canada said on...
03.02.07 at 10:44 AM |

That was hilarious.

But that vampire ballet video? Was totally hot.

Picture of BevQB BevQB said on...
03.02.07 at 12:24 PM |

Spinsterwitch said it best I think, “This was so gay, it needs it’s own Pride Parade.”

*wanders off singing under her breath… What What In the butt...*

ACK!! Get… Out… Of… My… Head!

Picture of Alex Alex said on...
03.02.07 at 12:44 PM |

Fuckyouverymuch! I’ve been humming that damn tune ALL morning. :D

Picture of Jess said on...
03.02.07 at 02:05 PM |

BUT WAIT, my little chickadees, there’s more!  If you check out the link to Brownmark Films, you can download your very own copy of this fabulous video in various formats.  Because I just know you want it on DVD, your phone, your iPod, AAAAAND your PocketPC.

But does it come as a ring tone?  Because that’s what I really want.

Picture of Victoria Dahl Victoria Dahl said on...
03.02.07 at 02:21 PM |

I’ve been humming that damn tune ALL morning. :D

It just made me think of Eddie Murphy’s “Boogie in the Butt”, so I’ve been singing THAT for two days.

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
03.02.07 at 02:49 PM |

This frickin’ song played in my dreams during my nap today.  Thank you SO verra, Bitches.  I needed that.  Really.

*shudder*

Picture of Mistress Stef Mistress Stef said on...
03.02.07 at 03:08 PM |

Friends don’t let friends Bedazzle their behinds and write songs like this.

But damn, that is a catchy tune.

Was the chocolate heart a Peppermint Patty? I thought I saw a creamy center...oh. Never mind.

Picture of A. Nony A. Nony said on...
03.03.07 at 01:46 AM |

Um...the hobbit is Samwise, not Samwell.

Picture of Jami Jami said on...
03.03.07 at 02:40 PM |

Victoria - I had the Eddie Murphy flash too! now put a light in your butt, put a tree in your butt…

Picture of Tammy said on...
03.04.07 at 02:13 AM |

OMG!!!! translation = OH MY GAY!!!!

I had to go watch that fat guy making an arse out of himself to the numa numa song twice in order to destroy that What What!!

What What..in the…

Oh no not agaian…

Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha

Ahhh.. there! The only thing more likely to get stuck in your head has safely replaced the butt song again!

Picture of HS Kinn HS Kinn said on...
03.04.07 at 05:58 PM |

OH. MY. GOD!!

I can’t add anything but what my husband said.

“I think I’m turning gay just from being in the same room as that.”

*breathes*

Picture of Alisha Alisha said on...
03.04.07 at 09:01 PM |

Ahhh.. the idea of a silent chorus of “Let’s do it in the butt--okay!” from thousands of people getting this song in their head makes me giggle.

Picture of Charlene said on...
03.05.07 at 04:58 AM |

Because everybody needs a cell phone that’s not work-safe.

Well, I do! (downloading)

Picture of Ishie Ishie said on...
03.05.07 at 07:32 AM |

Ohhhh, that is SO going to be my new ringtone.  I will finally trump the friend that had “My Humps” go off during a business meeting.

And thanks for the LotR tie in to you above.  Now every time I look at Sam from the back, I’m going to see lips singing that damn song out of his behind.  Mmm… Hobbit buttsecks.

I’m still giving the cowboy video the award for not ostensibly being deliberately gay, though when they were rubbing against each other at the beginning…

Picture of Brandi Brandi said on...
03.05.07 at 12:05 PM |

When I was showing this to a (gobsmacked) friend of mine I realized that the video makes a chocolate starfish reference at :33. :o

Picture of Wry Hag Wry Hag said on...
03.05.07 at 03:18 PM |

That was just plain fucking stupid.

Picture of Alexandra said on...
03.05.07 at 11:35 PM |

That song will be stuck in my head forever and ever. Oh, the horror!

Picture of Alexandra said on...
03.06.07 at 12:58 AM |

It’s been over an hour, so I don’t know why I’m still thinking about this, but what if the cowboys started skating to “What What (In The Butt)”?

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
03.06.07 at 02:36 PM |

This song has infected my brain.  I was picking out bulbs to plant by my porch yesterday and humming, when I realized I was humming the bit where he says, “I’m delicate like a flower.”

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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