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Thank you!

(The odd thing is, that icon looks a little like me.  Same hair color and cut anyway).

Congratulations, your ladyship.  Better late than never!

Sincerely,

Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants

Wow, you not only get a title, but also a nifty picture of Xena.  What more could a girl want?

You’ve stumped me with another title. Confound you, Smart Bitches.

I can’t wait till Doug gets a title!  It’ll be all manly! 

Congrats, Comtesse.  Yet another chic who outranks me.

lovelysalome,
Baroness Huntinne-Muffine

You’ve stumped me with another title. Confound you, Smart Bitches.

Actually, since I know a lot of French (I don’t have anyone French in my family [I have an Italian great-grandfather, but he’s dead and he was from southern Italy, I think], but I have been studying it since eighth grade and its become like a second language to me), I know that “banane” means banana and “dure” is the adjective “hard” (in the feminine form since most adjectives with an “e” at the end are feminine, like “blonde” [blond] and “bleue” [bleu]). Add that with the fact that bananas are phallic shaped and you get “hard banana”, or “erect penis”.

I hope I cleared that up.