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Susannah Kline. I always knew I’d change my last name for writing because my actual last name is Russian and I’ve had a lifetime of people pronouncing and spelling it incorrectly.

So I took my great-grandmother’s maiden name, since I’m named after her, and then switched from Suzanne to Susannah, because I find it more euphonic when paired with the last name ‘Kline.’ And there we have it.

Also, my Jewish mother specifically told me that I couldn’t publish under a name that made me sound like a WASP or she would have a stroke.

My pen name, should I ever write a book, would be my first name (I go by my second name) and my maiden name.  I can come up with a name to write under - now all I need to do is write a book! *g*

I write the dirty stuff as Jane Lockwood (it was a contractual obligation thing), a name I chose because Lockwood is the narrator of Wuthering Heights. And then my buddy Colleen Gleason pointed out that lock is eighteenth-century slang for a woman’s genitals and wood...well, we all know about wood, right?
Talk about being hoisted by your own literary petard.

I write paranormal romantic suspense as TL Schaefer, but when I added the spicier stuff to my writing, I didn’t want to totally shock the readers who’d taken a chance on me at the beginning of the e-book revolution (and dammit, I WILL think of it in those terms *g*).  Anyway, when I was looking for a pen name, I offered up a contest to my newsletter reades, and they picked Keira as my alternate personality.

The overwhelming participation was pretty cool because at the time I wondered how many folks were actually reading the newsletter versus being on it for the prizes.

My pen name is sort of the middle of my real name. It’s my middle name and maiden name, so technically it’s really me. :)
Of course, my married name is one of those confusing Dutch names no one in their right mind can spell or say. It was an easy choice, believe me.
I have heard of the first pet name and your mother’s maiden name - I’d have been Missy Peters. Blech - talk about country club. Then there’s the middle name and street you lived at when you were born - I’d have been Beth Oneida. Not bad, but not great.
I stick with one pen name because I want people to be able to find any book I write, whether sweet, steamy or sweaty. ;)

I play out in the www with a variation of my first name and my original (pre-adoption) last name. Nobody would know that one to figure out who it is. I like the anonimity that it gives me. And a future boss would never find me if they went googling and looking

If I wrote erotica my name would be Cinnamon Overlook. :D

I use my real name. Angelia Sparrow sounds fake enough that most people think I pulled it out of a hat.

If I found myself in need of a pen name, it’s be Cynthia Wishom or Michael Raleigh, as suited the situation.  Wishom is my grandmother’s name, and there was brief talk of naming me Cynthia. Michael is the name I would have were I a boy, and Raleigh comes from Rolla MO, the town I went to college in. (Rolla is named for Raleigh NC)

I am amazed at how many authors on the list have the same surname! 

I already use the name Amber online but if I was going to get published I would use the name Cerys Atkins.

Variation of my middle name and best friend’s first name.

It’s no secret that I write under a pen name, and not, as my son suggests, because I’m embarrassed about pirate porn.  I did it because I wanted to keep my real name in reserve in case I ever write a SF novel.  I’ve been a longtime SF fan and have some name recognition in that community.

Anyway, my pen name was a no brainer.  I took my middle name and combined it with my husband’s middle name to get the euphonious Darlene Marshall moniker.

My pen name is my first initial, my son’s first initial and my husband’s name. Believe me, tough to come up with something I liked!

I’ve got two pen names.  I write YA under the name Kassy Tayler.  Kassy and Tayler are my bff’s daughters.  I write Scifi romance under the name Colby Hodge.  I took Cindy and Holby and squished them together to get Colby and Hodge is my mother’s maiden name.  It also helps that Cindy Holby and Colby Hodge look similar when signed and my books are located close together on the shelves.

My pen name is my regular first name.  I hated it as a kid, but think it a beautiful name now.  My last name is my Mom’s maiden name + a letter or two....so I would be:

Samantha Hartke (Hartkey)....

HMMM...sounds better than it looks…

Sam

So my pen name would be Lucille Wabash?  I’d have to write honkytonk romances.

I write category romantic suspense under the pen name Leah James. Leah, because it’s a name I’ve always loved and James because it would put me in the middle of a book rack if shelved alphabetically. I didn’t want to use my real name while still teaching. Just the thought of standing in front of a room full of smirking college students gives me the willies. My collaborative pen name is a combination of the two authors’ names: JC Taylor.

My best friend teases me that I’m using my real name for my historical romances (the sexxxorin’ books) but I plan to use a poshed-up pen name for historical fiction (the classy books). She thinks I have it backwards. But as for any other future names, I have four to choose from: Carrie Lindsey Stone Lofty… lots of combination potential.

I only ever intended to use Barbara Ferrer which is my real first name and my maiden name for writing purposes.  Then when I sold the YA novels, my first publisher wanted my first name to be something more obviously “Latina.” So I dragged the middle name out of mothballs, which gave my mother evil fits to no end, since for years, I’d been very firmly writing “C, period” whenever a middle name/initial was required.  Because you know, Caridad, while a lovely name with a lovely meaning (Charity) does not exactly roll trippingly off most Anglo-accustomed tongues.  But you couldn’t get a whole lot more Latina than that.

Now that I’m with a different publisher, although still doing YA, I’m debating what I should do-- whether I should add Barbara back to my name and use the full shebang, Barbara Caridad Ferrer or just stay with Caridad Ferrer.  On the one hand, Caridad’s how I’ve been published to this point, on the other, Barbara’s my name, it’s what I answer to, and it’s going to have been nearly two years between releases so I can almost look at it as a fresh start.

Decisions, decisions…

I use my real name.  But I’m not on the list!  *getting worried* Now I have to go find out why…

I use a “version” of my real name: middle name + stepdad’s last name (the name I grew up using). This way I actaully answer to it, LOL!

Jeebus, there will be hundreds of people in attendance just counting the authors! 

I’m an RWA Conference virgin.  I get that the signing is for a great cause, but… I’m already anticipating/dreading the sensory overload.  Any coping mechanisms anyone can suggest?

Humm…

I have been thinking about this for a long time… Cause well… I have been in RWA for almost 15 years.  If people know me, they know me by my maiden name (well, I still haven’t changed my name since marrying) - though people either ask me how to pronounce my last name or how to spell it.  I want to keep my first name… Cause it is my name - even though people ask me how to spell it.

*sigh*

I don’t know what I would do.

What an interesting question! Under my real name (married), Penny James, I’m known for my technical work and writing in the fire service and law enforcement (and a military dictionary). I tended to pen fiction under my first name and maiden name initials - P. T. James but...being called Petey and/or the mind-leap to P. T. Barnum had me rethinking. I developed an “on-line persona” named Silver and some friends in my writing circle suggested that Silver James sounded like a romance/romantic suspense/urban paranormal writer so it stuck. SB Sarah, using your suggestion, I could be Adidas Hudson. *gigglesnort* Or...Tucker Hudson...or Kodi Hudson, which aren’t too bad actually, should I ever branch out into other genres. Personally, though, just getting a manuscript “sold” is the first hurdle. Working on that… *closes this window and goes back to writing*

Marie is my middle name, and “Brennan” morphed out of “Bryn” + N.  Why those?  Because my legal name is Bryn Neuenschwander

And now you know why I don’t use my real name.

My pen name came from the first name of an internet handle I’ve been using for 10+ years and my maiden name.  I’d go by my regular but being google-able is kind of a bad idea for day-job reasons.

Pet + Street = Ace Manzanita.  Crime novels, maybe?

I write under a psuedonym because I also write straight fiction (not fiction for straight people, but non-genre fiction) under my real name--Ami Silber.  The two identities were created in order to minimize reader and shelving confusion. 

My husband and I arrived at Zoe Archer because it’s our two initials, Z for Zack, A for Ami, and I wanted my books shelved at the beginning of the alphabet.  I also liked the mythological connotations of the archer (Cupid, Eros, Amor).  But it does create a weird dissonance when I see my stuff for sale and it almost feels as though Zoe wrote it and I didn’t.

I use my middle name and my husband’s last name.  I’d use my own last name, but it’s misspelled so often, it’s terrible.  I feel like I end every phone conversation with G as in George, A as in Apple, yes, there are two Ds, or you forgot the S, grrrr.

I couldn’t do the pet-name/street-name thing, I’d be Polar Bear Ross!!
I won’t use my last name either, too difficult to pronounce, my mother’s maiden name is too, so I’ll probably end up using one of my grandmothers’ maiden names instead, which would give me Rinal or Potter…
I thought for a while about calling myself Elizabeth Darcy as an homage to Jane Austen…

I have used “Paige Turner” for a humorous working-mom column I wrote for a local paper. I think I’ll need to come up with something spicy for my vampire paranormal, when I eventually finish it. One of my friends suggested “Scarlett Rivers”! Any suggestions?

No pets (or kids, or houseplants...) but a few years ago when I was living with my sister, the pet/porn star combo would have been Monty Boisvert.  Gah.

I had a job for a while as a file clerk, and had access to thousands of real people’s odd names.  Favourite last name: Metallic.

I’m thinking Cherie Metallic, just cause it has good rhythm.

People have problems spelling/pronouncing my (Irish) last name, and my mother’s (Norwegian) maiden name, so I’ve given up on the thought of using either of them.  My grandmothers’ maiden names were Brown and Larson, which are just too boring (although phonetically spelled and short, which are plusses).

Julie Leto is my maiden name.  The fact that Leto is the greek name of the demi-goddess who was the mother of Apollo and Artemis was just lucky for me.  People always mispronounce it (it’s LAY-to, not LEE-to...or worse, LAY-doe or LEE-doe, like Jared Leto pronounces it)...but whatever.  It’s better than my married name.  It has bunches of K’s and gets misspelled even when I spell it!

I had a pen name picked out when I first sold (can’t really remember it now) and my editor didn’t like it, so I decided to stick with my real name instead.  Especially when I learned about the now-defunct psedonym clause.  I had to fight like the dickens to keep a name that I would own, but it was worth it.  Of course, HQ did ask me to use my middle name too because it sounded “more romantic” but I dropped it as soon as I could, if for no other reason than to save my hand during booksignings, LOL.

I’m a reader, not a writer, but I like this thread of thinking “what kind of books would I write with that pen name?”

Pet + street would make me Misty Dartmouth.  Oh my, that’s almost as good a petard to be hoist upon as Lockwood!  Definitely good for steamy books.  A few years later, my childhood yields the name Poppy Broadway.  Sounds like category romance to me.  As an adult, I think I like Calliope Greensburg, although either Amelia or Aurora also works, and I think she writes historicals.  Last but not least, I could use my last address in Indiana, before coming home to California, which would provide the lovely option of either Cedric Jefferson or Stella Jefferson.  Detective fiction, maybe, or sci-fi?  Stella could write romance, but I think Cedric has to be in another genre.

I’m happy to note that none of those surnames appear on the RWA autographing list.  I would remain unique.  Now if only I would develop some skill at plotting or writing dialog, I’d be set.

This is too much fun, and I’m not getting any work done.

Using SBSarah’s formula, I’d be Sheba King Arthur, though I suppose I could go with Sheba K. Arthur.  I’m pretty sure I’d have to write erotica, though.

If I ever publish, I’m going to use my real first name (which is, yes, Stephanie) and my—well, he’ll be my husband by then, so his last name, which I am not going to use at any other point. It’s a pretty good name for a romance novelist, I think, and puts me pretty much in the middle of the alphabet. As a bonus, it’s not on the list!

My actual last name starts with a Z, and you can either spell it or pronounce it, but not both (unless you’re really special or German). I decided those were not good traits for an author’s name. (And no, it’s not Zimbalist.)

My original pseudonym from high school (before I started reading romance novels) was Shawna Laurence; at one point I thought, “Well, I could just be Stephanie Laurence . . .” but, um, that wouldn’t work so much. *snerk* (Also, there’s a Broadway-type singer named Stephanie Lawrence.)

For the naughty bits, I use a variation of my middle name, which is, not coincidentally, the cat’s name: Ellie.  Plus Marvel, since those are the comic books my husband prefers to read over my fiction.  I didn’t think I’d have more ideas for naughty bits after the first one, so I didn’t put that much thought into the name. Lo and behold, I was wrong. 

Otherwise, I just use my real name.  In fact I recently redid my site so it is for BOTH names.  I don’t try to separate my two halves, it’s just a classification system for naughty and less naughty.

I used my mother-in-law’s maiden name for my last name, which was rather apt, given majority of my books to date have been erotic romance. I chose Melani because I wanted to keep my long-time nickname, Mel.

Not sure I’d change my penname if I drifted to another genre. I do know I didn’t want to use my real name because of my day job. :)

Ew, with pet’s name plus street I’d be Simba Sycamore, or the even worse Nippy Sycamore!

Using the pet/street formula I’d be Charlie Eden. Change the spelling: Charli Eden and you have a stripper not an author! lololol

How did I get my pen name?  I was playing that high-school-crush game of putting my name with the surname of the guy I fancied.  Srsly.  And Cat I suppose came from my pets’ species, because at the time I had cats named when I was too young to know better.  My pornstar name would have been Princess Willow Campion, who sounds like one of Bob Geldof’s children.

Of course now, pet+street would be Daisy St John, which is rather Jilly Cooper-ish, I think.

Pet + street would make me Velvet Shadybank.

Er.

Not unless I start writing erotica, methinks . . . .

Sophie Mouette: I thought “mouette” meant moist (it doesn’t, oops), and Sophie seemed to go well with it. It’s unique without being omigod fake name (at least, I think so!). I was going to use it as a solo name for erotica in the early 90s, but my first coauthor and I ended up using it together.

Andrea Dale: Switching my first two names with a slight spelling change. My erotica-writing name.

Sarah Dale: Coauthor #2’s first name is Sarah, and people who know us have to put up with “Oh it’s a Sarah/Dayle thing; you wouldn’t understand.” Again with a slight spelling change, because Sarah Dayle has the chance of looking too much like Sarah Doyle, and we wanted people to actually find our books!

There are others, but those are the main ones. I’ve been using my real name for SFF for a looong time, so the romance and erotica got the pen names.

pet plus street equals Wee Mo Stokeswood
(Wee Mo was a mini dachsund from Missouri)

Can’t think of any genre deserving of that moniker.

Pet + Street name?

Lucy Kensington ~ This is actually a pretty decent pen name for just about any genre (filing it for that hypothetical date when I start writing)
Marbles Walnut ~ Hmmm.... Too many euphemisms.
Booger Idaho ~ Maybe if I were writing children’s books aimed at 8-11 y/o boys

I’m not even going to touch my childhood cats Spud McGillicuddy and Sidney B. Vicious

My first and middle initials are C.L., which I blur into the name Cielle (er.. I haven’t quite worked out the spelling of said name, but I know it is a real name). So, Cielle + my real last name.

Now I need to write anything more than short stories - and get anything published. *headdesk*

spamword = elements62. Pen name = elements of real name. But I’m not 62.

My real first name is Michelle which I use mostly because if somebody called out a completely different first name I’d have no idea they were talking to me. But my real last name is French Canadian and a bit tricky to spell and pronounce so I wanted to change it.

Michelle Rowen came from a cross between my grandmother’s maiden name (Rowe) and some sort of magical fairy tree (Rowan). I figured it was a good enough last name for somebody writing paranormal. It frequently gets misspelled so I’m not sure how far ahead I am from my original name, really. :)

I also write as Michelle Maddox and honestly I pulled that one out of a phone book because I had to come up with something fast. I liked the alliteration and Maddox sounded a bit more badass for a futuristic action romance author. One can hope.

Word verification: feeling69 How do they know???

Wellllllllllllllllll....

21 years ago, when I was nineteen years old, a size 9, and hella cute, I was waiting at the Daly City MUNI station at 10:30 at night. 

I’d spent most of my life in a small town, riding my bike to high school and Junior College.  I’d had one boyfriend--I wrote him every night.  I eventually married him--he still has the letters. 

So there I was, Ms. All-American freckles w/a braid down to my waist, getting picked up by the slime of the humanity.  Squared. 

And I just didn’t want to give these people my name. 

I was listening to ‘Til Tuesday on my walkman--And there was my first name:  Amy.  (I didn’t know that Aimee Mann spelled her name differently.) My boyfriend’s middle name was (is?) Lane. 

I went home that night and wrote my boyfriend (husband:-) that when I was a big-time writer, I’d write under Amy Lane.

And there you go.  Eighteen years, three children, and several years as a high school teacher later, on a lark, my husband said, “Hey--do you wanna publish that book you wrote?  I thought it was pretty decent.”

I said, “Yeah--why not?  I’ll even publish under Amy Lane, like I promised when we were young and I was cute.” (He still is.)

Three years, one more child and three books later, I really am Amy Lane.

(Shannon T.R. McClellan)

if i use the first pet name + first street i lived on formula i get…
rainbow fairy.

*high pitched giggling comences*

I’ve always thought my pet + street stripper name was pretty good (Marguerite Shotley), but I’m not sure how that would go over with a publisher as a pen name.

Pet and street?
Morticia 68--okay, clearly a SF writer
Charlie Shari--possibly romance, very light and fluffy
Lucy Jay--writes chick lit. Tries to be relevant but is just pretentious
Onyx Rolla--AA romance?
Thomas Arlington--True crime novels, definitely.

Maybe hit83 is a clue that I should just stick with Sparrow.

Pet name + street name = Pamela West. I don’t think Pamela West is a writer, and I don’t think I could respond to it.

That said if I ever published I’d have to go the pen name route since my surname is German and unpronounceable. (Props to Ms Neuenschwander up there; I spoke your name aloud for the pure, German joy of it.)

I normally sign here under my other name of TarotByArwen because I am representing myself. For this question, I’m using Marilu Mann which is the name that my best friend (30+ years, y’all, and we haven’t killed each other yet) chose for our first published work. We had thought about Cai Stephan (a combination of her first name and my given first name) but we decided to honor our mothers.

My mother, Marilu, passed away June 2002. Cai’s mama’s maiden name is Mann. We liked the alliteration of Marilu Mann and felt it reflected our Southern roots as well.

So, grin, no stripper names or porn star names...although I am rather fond of Kilo Avoyelles. snort

What kind of novels would my pen name (according to the above mentioned formula) lend to?  I’d be “Baby Taylor”.

Pet/Street would be Dominick Lake, or Dominique Lake if I feminized it.  Not too bad, really.

I haven’t written any romance, but I have written espionage genre short stories, and I always planned to use my initials + last name for that.

Pet+street would = Tiffany Kemp (not bad, but does sound more YA...)

Other pen names I’ve toyed with after applying such tactics as looking at the pen names and realizing how many bestselling authors have a first name that starts with J, as well as messing around with the numerological implications of the names and the possible subliminal ideas:
Jessica Larimore (historicals)
Theresa Montanari (contemporary and my Italian heritage)
J.T. Meyers (husband’s name is Jerry and it sound more male for sci-fi)

The big thing I’ve always come across when talking with other authors who use and become popular under their pseudonym is that it helps if you pick a first name that is either the same or similar to your actual first name.  That way when you are at a signing or a conference and someone calls out your pen name, you don’t ignore them, thinking they are talking to someone else.  Although, I’m thinking in Barbara/Caridad’s case, that’s not likely to happen.

Pet’s name+Street’s name = Sicotico Gil?

My mom’s second last name (yeah, we use two last names) is actually Gil so she would not be very pleased…

If I’d researched my pen name before I chose it I wouldn’t have to compete with a butterfly for top billing when googled.
Anyway, Melissa is my real first name. I’m one of those people who can only answer to my first name.*I’ve long ago accepted I’m slow on the uptake.* Blue is my mother’s maiden name.

Now if I had taken my mother’s advice I would have had a very unique writing name not on the list:

Simone Blue

I still might use it (for romantic suspense?).

Lastly, I created my own stripper name:

Melissa Going Down South Blue

Google that and see what you find.

I got mine by anglicizing my German last name and using my paternal great-grandmother’s maiden name.

My stripper name is Dallas...I have a black and white snakeskin cowboy hat, and Dallas just seemed to fit. If I did the pet+street name it would have been Dog Creed...not so sexy, that one.

Let’s see… my ‘net name is my middle name, Renee, plus the VERY obvious “Somebody” - I got tired of taking flack for using a more subtle alias. I’ve never met anyone else with the same first name as me, and I work in Industrial Security, which makes me a wee to obvious for a real name online. When I finish the NaNO romance novel, I’m thinking either first and last real name, or using the Renee in the middle.
After five years of mild multiple personality disorder, I’m shopping for a job that cares a lot less about my off work hours. Wearing a uniform and being told how I’m allowed to do my hair and what accesories to wear are not bonuses, either.
Princess Amhearst? Mouschie Shenandoah? Firestar South 14th? Miss Kitty Salisbury? none of these really work for me :( Although I have the privelege of rooming with someone whose porno name is Daniel Railroad, which makes me giggle.

By the street + petname formula I would be called:

Captain Elm OR Sweetie Elm
My sisters and I had no imagination for pet names.
So I will never use it unless I become an erotica author, but even then it’s rather out there.

I would also not use my real name because my last name is SO common. I would probably pull something from my mother’s side of the family. There’s Aagard, Tillitt, and Brillhart in the last few generations. Those are more fun than Smith.