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She has RUN-DMC men?? Making a note now…

Just one tiny point of order question in an otherwise agree-with-it-totally review…

There are FOUR brothers?

Hmn. I only remember three.  Maybe you are including the other bartender?

I know there are only three books:

Shaken and Stirred in March
Sex Straigt Up in April and
Nightcap in May

I enjoy her writing, so I’d be happy to havea fourth! LOL

Diane

There are three brothers plus the hot fireman cum part-time bartender (please note what I believe to be the only correct non porn usage of the word “cum").

And why yes, it was as good for me as it was for you.  I think I tend to grade more reactionary, i.e., if I had disliked Tess as much as you did, I would have graded it down.

I really liked how you articulated that Tess had already made her pedestal and that she failed to realize it.  That was some deft writing.

I can’t wait to hear what you think of Sex Straight Up given that it is one of the few romance books that deals with 9-11.

That’s some review, and it’s enough for me to go out and buy it

Yes!  I agree 100% on this one.  I normally am not very fond of the Blaze line lately, but Kathleen O’Reilly has a GREAT voice and great stories.  I’m looking forward to the next two stories in the series.

Oh, flawed and funny men, yes! Kathleen O’Reilly was responsible for the one hero I simultaneously wanted to snog silly and slap over the head multiple times all throughout the book (Spencer James in Breakfast at Bethany’s - I enjoyed him like mad). In the end I just couldn’t resist anymore and fell in complete love with him over the dorkiest Christmas present of all time. And then she came up with the Wall Street sex talk… Mad props to her, I can’t wait to read this one.

Well, I typed out this incredibly long screed (emphasis on screeeeeee), which simply disappeared when I hit submit. Cosmic hand over my mouth or cyber fluke? I’m going with fluke.

Sarah, I hated hated hated this book, more than any I can recall in recent memory. My reaction to it is whatever comes after wallbanging and ends in flames or homicide. Tessa is the new benchmark for TSTL heroines, that by which I will measure all. I have never been so outraged by a fictional character in my life and the sad part is that my enmity for her completely distracted me from what would otherwise have been an excellent read.

I loved the O’Sullivans and enjoyed the dialog immensely; at times though, I felt nearly schizophrenic, bouncing as I did between laughter and snarls. If not for Tessa, the very sound of whose name still makes me grind my teeth, this would have been a favorite book, as opposed to the one, at least initially, that epitomized why category romance will never get any respect.

Would an author deliberately set out to create such an annoying and totally unsympathetic character, just to show how she matures? Tessa may have grown emotionally by the end of the book, but I couldn’t summon the will to care and, frankly, wished she’d been run over by a bus. Twice.

I was thrilled to read your review because that helped me separate the character from the book, although that seems kind of crazy, too, doesn’t it? On the other hand, I want to try again with new eyes, to see if I can focus on the truly excellent aspects of “Shaken and Stirred.”

Hooray for the category romance.  When they’re bad, they’re very, very bad (I hate billionaire tycoons).  But when they’re good, I love them.

Interesting review.  Between the (rather) glowing review and the comment from darlynne, I’m intrigued enough to read it.

I read Shaken and Stirred, and I just (Monday) read “Sex, Straight Up” on e-book. (It’s available now.) I liked Sex, Straight Up more.

Yes, yes, Tessa got on my nerves, I must admit. I kept thinking: Listen, Gabe likes you. Please get over yourself. I’m sorry that Florida Ex-Boyfriend did you dirty; I live in Florida, and we don’t call it “America’s Wang” for nothing. And since O’Reilly did some other good and original things with this book, I thought Tessa’s ho-hum conflict felt especially clunky overall.

Yeah, and re: Gabe. I thought he was good. But, alas, after Sex, Straight Up, I think My Heart Belongs To Daniel.

Also, and one other thing re: the Nora Roberts comment in the review. I’m rereading some Ye Olde Nora Categories right now. And I totally agree with the man comment. They’re some nuanced bastards.

That’s all from the Wang for today.

What an awesome review! Must go get this book now. Thanks Sarah! :-)

I just read this book over the weekend, and… Tessa didn’t bother me as much as she bothered some of you. Perhaps that’s because I found her flaws believable, as well as her giant blind spot regarding those flaws. I mean, it’s one thing to be TSTL because you refuse to believe the hero knows anything about anything, and it’s another to be TSTL because you can’t see how you’re holding yourself back.

Also, being a veteran consumer/creator of fanfiction, and therefore used to extrapolating huge amounts of backstory from a single line of dialogue, I inferred from Tessa’s phone conversation with her brother on Denny’s wedding day ("I thought Mom and [sister] would tell you about it in a mean way, so I wanted to call first") that Tessa’s mom and sister weren’t supportive of her emotionally, so it didn’t surprise me that Tessa focused so intently on being independent.

So, bygones. *g* I think we’re agreed that this book was very good, and that we’re looking forward to the next one.

I have to entirely 100% agree with darlynne - this book annoyed the piss out of me. 
I was so mad I had to vent to The Husband.  About a book.  how lame.
((spoilers to follow))

I was irritated with Gabe and his whole Not supporting her career, chest banging come be my GIRL Friend crap. 
You don’t need your own apt, you don’t need your own job.  WHAT?!

And her Lets have sex, but pretend its not you stuff?  what?! 

And the smarmy oldtimer who saw his ex girlfriend after 50 some years in the same bar?  uh, what was that all about? didn’t we clarify earlier in the book she doesn’t like to fly, and lives in another state far far away? 

This book qualifies as a full fledged wallbanger for me, and seriously makes me doubt the grading scale of my fellow Bitches! 

(you can see how riled up I am, but I REALLY disliked this book.  I’ve already posted it on PBSwap, feel free to take it off my hands!!)

Holy crap, heroine with my name!  Do you have any idea how rare it is for me to see a heroine with my name in print, as opposed to a best friend/murder victim/loyal dog?  Damn!

Don’t go into a grocery store hungry, and double don’t go in after reading a Smart Bitches review. My local store has a half-way decent book/magazine section (they have knitting magazines AND almost half the entire Nora Roberts back library on sale), and I made the mistake of walking past it before I hit the self-check out.

I may end up shredding the book, if Tessa (the fictional one) is really TSTL. The cover makes her look like a rather smarmy little weasel. I can’t get past the shit-eating grin on that model’s face.

Oh, well. What’s $5 between friends?

I just started this one, and was very uncomfortable reading the first sexual encounter between Tessa and Gabe. I haven’t read a forced (albeit brief) seduction in a contemporary in a while (probably because I tend to stay away from billionaire tycoons), and I felt uneasy reading it. She was wasted, she said no, and she tried to push him away. A real hero would have used better judgment.

Thanks for the great review!

Hmmm… a good category romance?  Really?  Ok, but if I hate it I am SO blaming you!  Alright, maybe not.  I guess I am going to have to give this one a shot.  Open minds and all that…

Oh, I just started a book blog of my own and have posted a link to this site.  Hope you don’t mind!

I liked this book. I loved Gabe, tolerated Tessa. Followed it with Sex, Straight Up and it was a friggin’ fantastic book. I have to wholeheartedly agree with Lizzy. I’m a Daniel FanGirl now. You think Gabe was nuaced. Daniel is nuanced and conflicted. Yum.

I read her ‘Red Choo’ series as well and it had 2 good titles one really awful one. So I am hoping that Shaken Not Stirred is the bad one in this trilogy.  And it’s not all that bad.

I have to say I’m kinda new to romance and now I’m completely friggin addicted to Harlequin Blaze. WTF? You should check out Lori Borrill’s ‘Putting It To The Test’. I completely loved it.