It’s January 5th, the shopping is done, the gifts are put away, and maybe you’re wearing that sweater someone gave you for the holidays. We’re all back at work, it’s probably cold, unless you’re in the southern hemisphere, and it’s a bit of a bummer.
Not anymore! Want to win an ARC copy of The Smart Bitch Book, also known as Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance Novels? Sure, why not! I’ve got 10 ARCs sitting in my room with me (I gaze upon them more frequently than is necessary, and I admit it) and I’d like to share them with you. International shipping is fine, because it’s all about sharing the lurrrrrrrve™.
Here’s the deal: leave a comment here, and I’ll pick 10 at random. If you win a copy, however, you agree to (a) read it, and (b) email me your review, reaction, or general impression. Squeeing is optional and not at all required. If you hate it, I wanna hear about it. ARC winner reviews will be posted as Guest Bitch Reviews in the soon-to-be-launched Smart Bich Book section of this here hot pink wonder palace.
Caveat blah blah: it’s an ARC. I know for a fact that Candy and I made big ass changes, because, well, we made big ass changes. Some of the illustrations are different, there’s additional material we inserted (sorry about that, production department!) and errors were spanked mightily. So keep that in mind – this is not the finished product.
However! It is, in our opinion, really freaking cool. So if you want one, you know what to do. Leave your comment, and I’ll pick winners in 24 hours. Ready, set, go.
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I would love to start the new semester off right with a Smart Bitches ARC! My bosom is heaving already from the excitement. Come on, luck be a lady tonight!
Hey, how about awarding them to the first 10 responders? grin
I’d love to educate myself about heaving bosoms (and why is that not spelled as it is pronounced?)
Count me in! I’m the best review writer this side of the Atlantic (and Pacific).
ARC me, baby. ARC me good.
(spamfilter: came26. As in, 26 times? Bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin? Yikes)
I have all my fingers and toes crossed and would happily review it on my own blog. Promise 🙂
I will give it all the squeeeeeee it deserves!!
Arc me too!!
ARC me any time, any place, any how!
I’ve always had a hankering to be a kind of copy editor…though I was always afraid that they’d give me a genre that I hate. I’d love to give this a go – to quote John Cleese as the Pope speaking to Eric Idle as Michaelangelo, “I may not know art, but I know what I like!”
I’d love to give it a review. 🙂 And I will be honest!
Huh. How do you pronounce bosom? I’m Australian and say it how it’s spelled. Bo like the first part of bog, Som like the sound of song but with more of an m…
I would love to be a reviewer! This book looks like so much fun 🙂
Congratulations!
You had me at the cover. But seriously, her shoulder is looking a little dislocated.
ARC would be the coolest!
Don’t listen to GrowlyCub—send one to the first 14 responders.
Count me in please, I’d love to read this and right now april seems so far away.
Fingers crossed and knotted!
-anin
It would be so cool to check out your awesomeness before it is released in stores!
Count me in! I’d love to be one of the cool kids who gets a copy.
A copy would be loverlee. I am so excited at the thought I am coming out of lurkdom to comment for the first time evar.
Oooo, pick me, pick me!
That you’re willing to ship internationally makes me adore you all the more. Thanks for everything, and have a lovely day! 🙂
I’ve already got one! Heeheheheheheheheeee!!!!!!!!!!
I wantz it, precious. (Sorry, was recently re-watching LOTR over Christmas.)
I would love to have an ARC!
Wow, I always pick the best times to get my nose out of my study books and come up for air!
Congratulations on the books, by the way.
What is on my mind today?
Ronald Regan: Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.
Voltaire : I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.
Baruch Spinoza: Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.
I’m in.
I would love an ARC of the book! I’m hoping I’ll get picked!
Please, send me an ARC!
Why does the guy on the cover look like Adrian Pasdar? Not that I’m complaining.
And in an attempt to get some converstation going, why do Iranians get no love in sheikh romances? I’m no expert but the options for place of origin seem to be either a) Egypt/Maghreb, b) Peninsula, or c) Agrabah, by which I mean FakeArabistan, not specifically Faux Iraq, which I think Agrabah is meant to be.
Anyway: why no love for the Iranian stereotypes?
Ooh! Me me me me me meee!
Oooh, me please! *attempts to exert will upon random number generator…*
Sign me up, count me in, I’ll boogey down because that’s awesome!
Please, Ma’am(‘s) may I have an ARC? I promise I’d review the heck out of it!
I cannot wait to read this book! I’ve been enjoying the SB site for about six months now and one of my New Year’s Resolutions is to stop being a lurker – what better way to start than to beg for an ARC?
I’d love an ARC of the book!
Yes Please!!
Yessss!!!!!!
Just a few hours ago I was complaining about how I’ll never survive until the actual release…
I WANT it, I NEED it, and other such sentiments.
Yay!
woo! Count me in!
I love to break the tedium of my master’s thesis by reading trashy books. This would be even better! I would greatly appreciate an ARC! 🙂
Count me in! I’d love to read some bitchin’ goodness!