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Oh, I am SOOOO all over this, lol! Not that I think I can do so much better than the poser folks--or at least, I’d never say something like that outloud if I did--but I’m such a PR whore, lol.

Hee hee!
Dee

July 19th?! That’s not enough time to do it right!

::grumble::

Hmm...I’m tempted to do the WORST cover ever. :-)

What’s photoshop? Just kidding; I was all over the idea until I realized I have no computer skills to speak of. But I can’t wait to see what you other smart bitches can do!

That sound you hear is me, softly weeping over my non-existant photoshop skillz.  Which, now that I think of it, should really do nothing to deter me from entering this contest, given some of the abominations we’ve seen given their rightful SB snarkage.  Hmm.

dammit, that means i’ll be at camp when the results come out, and i wont have access to a comp again until like august 7th. dammit.

I don’t have any skills to bring to this contest, but I can hardly wait to see the results.

Aw HELL yeah, bring that fucker ON!  SuhWEEEET!  I’m so in.

... just to clarify, we ARE actually trying to make something that looks good, yes?  We’re not trying to make the most deliciously snarkable travesty of a cover ever, no?

I was hoping for a competition for the tackiest. I just got Corel and I’ve been amusing myself with my old school pics.

Oh, blast it all. I’m going to be on vacation from Saturday to the deadline. There’s no way I’ll be able to come up with something decent in two days (not that I could even if I had a month to do it, but yes). Ah well. Coming back to the results of other people’s mad skillz should be most entertaining, to say the least.

Aww I want to enter but hey couldn’t you at least give us a title to work with. Or did I miss it???

I would do one but i hurt my hand today. I will see if it feels better in a day of so. Just in case i will think of an idea.

Holy cow, something I have the skills to do, but unfortunately I have three graduation parties (one of them is my daughters) and two work projects that need done by then.

Oh, I hate those plastic people generated with Poser and DAZ3D. I mean, they could look good, but use PhotoShop to make them better. As for the challenge, I’d take it if I weren’t so busy trying to finish the next two WIPs. I love following around with PhotoShop, and I’d have gotten a kick of you two bashing my cover. *lol*

Okay, I’m dying to see some of these…

Awesome contest...unfortunately I have no talent & no time.  But, the contest results will be one of the most anticipated events of the entire summer!!

Good luck to all participants!

Permission to post link on my listserv?

I’d be lying if I called my design skills an abomination—they are much much worse than that!  But I’m so loving this contest and can’t wait for the results.

Yo, bitches!  Hook a bitch up with a title, true?  (Not a SB Title, tho I want one--a book title!)

Hmm, intriguing. I’m willing to give it a go in the amateur catagory, but what do you mean exactly by “stock photos”? Are you thinking of any particular site resource when you say that?

Heh, I have done my worst and dreckified Sarah and Candy’s inboxes with eye-melting hideousness.  Who knew creating terrible covers could be so entertaining?

Dang, I wish I had time to do this.  I gotta get in on the next one!

I submitted something--aiming for snarkable, LOL. I can’t wait to hear what Candy and Sarah have to say.

EEK! Sent mine in, too.

*rubbing hands together gleefully*

Hoooboy, I can’t wait to hear the snarkage over my own personal retina-scarring clusterfuck of pixel-y delight.

Let me tell you, I see why people do such horrid covers...it’s obviously for the fun factor. I laughed until I nearly cried.

So, where are the laughables?  The snarkfest?  The craptastic celebration of corny covers?  I wanna vote!  For me!