We’ve discussed many, many romance covers, and last year we held a contest to challenge the Bitchery to come up with a better cover than, well, many of the ones we’ve snarked! We provide the copy, and y’all design the covers. Last year’s contest yielded some beautiful covers, and the winner of the Amateur division ended up freelancing for a few presses when her cover won the contest. We can’t promise job offers for all winners, but hey, a lotta publishing folks read this site.
But then again, maybe we can! We here at the Bitching HQ have decided that we need to help out Mrs. Giggles’ new publishing enterprise, Trixy Lion ePublishing. Mrs. Giggles, she needs covers. And titles. So, as with last year’s contest, here’s the deal:
Candy and I shall provide you with cover copy. You design the cover based on our copy.
We have two divisions: Amateur and Professional. If graphic design, art, or covers for hot man-titty romance are your professional occupation, you’re no amateur. But! There shall be two sets of prizes.
The Rules
1. No copyrighted images. (We don’t want to get bloody suuuuued!) You can use stock images, or make your own.
2. You must submit 350x500 images, along with a thumbnail of 88 x 125.
3. You must submit your image in one of the three web-recognized formats (.jpg, .gif, or .png). No photoshop documents - they’re bloody huuuuuuge!
The Deadline
Your images must be emailed to Sarah AND Candy by Friday, September 14 2007.
The Prizes
Winner, which will be tabulated by Smart Bitchery Vote, will receive a $50 gift certificate to Amazon.com, and mad pimpage on our site if you have a website of your very, very own. Plus, we’ll send you some books with really, really hot covers. Srsly.
And now, your inspiration:
Our subgenre for this year’s TRixY Lion cover contest is…
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Oh you should know better than to tempt the Teddy…
Gay inspirational erotica!
I give you OH JESUS!
Dear Goddess! I can’t wait to see the “submissives.”
Good non-gender specific character names!
Dear Goddess! I can’t wait to see the “submissives.”
Good non-gender specific character names!
Heh - thanks! Last year’s contest used pharmaceutical names, and this year, since I’m knee-deep in baby name books, I went with gender neutral names, which are very very popular right now!
Clams and beef? Clearly Bailey isn’t cooking kosher at Holy Nest!
But maybe that’s part of the tension....hmmmm....
Waitaminute....hot beef and clams?
Oh. Now I get it.
Ha.
Oh, I can see some refresh button abuse in the near future.
If none of the submissions uses a turkey baster image I for one will be very, very disappointed.
Xtians haz flavr? Mmmmm.....
Holy crap! (No pun intended.) I’m going to hell just for reading the contest rules.
I can haz marshmallows ya?
I can has androgynous names.
Some hysterical, and work-safe, inspiration.
I smell--what does brimstone smell like, anyway?
:-)
I can’t wait for a papal ban on the SB site.
Teddy, might I suggest an alternative title? Or maybe you could use this for the climactic sequel…
“Oh GOD! Yes! YES!”
And December, you probably should be awarded a finder’s fee for that gem.
Jesus, Teddy! You’ve had the picture sitting on your hard drive for a while haven’t you?
Well it’s all that “Sighing” Nun’s fault.
You know, the nun who does the art museum tours of Europe on PBS?
Anyway, she spent at least ten minutes staring at this thing. So as I was sitting there thinking WTF? I suddenly realized with a bit of Photoshop on the sides and this was not “dead Jesus” but actually “Jesus gets a handjob”.
No wonder she likes the painting so much.
I did a page of spoofs about a year and a half ago:
I hope that html worked. It’s standard.
Very nice, Chrissy. I especially enjoyed Disco Duke and Pirate in His Pants.
I suddenly realized with a bit of Photoshop on the sides and this was not “dead Jesus” but actually “Jesus gets a handjob”.
Teddy, have you been reading Bible slash? (Don’t worry; I’ll hang out with you when we’re both sent to Special Hell.) *g*
You realize everyone here is going to hell for even thinking that, right?
I mean, even the people who don’t believe in hell are getting some fine print.
Seriously.
If we are going all to hell ... hey Satanas, make us some room. We are quite a group! At least we won’t be bored or alone LOL
Yep Ines, at least the company will be good.
Come to think of it...I’ve spent most of my life in Dallas, and in the summer, that’s like an outpost of hell. So maybe I won’t even know the difference. Huh.
Agnosticism? Here’s a title:
“I Could Go Either Way”
Or
“How Do You Know If You’ve Never Tried It?”
Again? Awesome!! I iz xsited.
This is way too much fun.
Can we do this more than once?
‘Cause now that I’ve started, once is not gonna be enough for me. I feel inspired.
{giggle snort}
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I wonder if he has grandchildren now?
I expect so. He is 64, after all. He has an OBE after his name (a high honour, for those of you unfamiliar with such things - nowhere near a knighthood,…
To put it in context for you AgTigress,
It’s okay, Robin, I do know the context, and I have seen, over the years, many sequences from the film, though I have never seen it in its entirety, and don’t…
That was ALL KINDS of awesome!
And hey, happy Independence Day to all you Americans.
As a San Franciscan I must admit that I only learned the west coast story and don’t give the east any cred! I’ll have to wiki some of the events/places she mentioned to get more details.
I’m coming late to this party on account of my intermittent net access over the last week, but I wanted to say that, based on the trailer and article, I’m a little nervous about the documentary. Hopeful, but nervous.
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