







by Candy • Monday, June 06, 2005 at 08:50 AM
...’cause we like to say shit like tits and cock and cocksucker and all. Never used “cunt” on the website yet, but hey, there ya go, now we have alllllll the bases covered (if not exactly the nipples). And have you LOOKED at our Covers Gone Wild section? Willy-nilly violations of their new graphical standards abound, most of them involving Fabio. (They won’t be able to link to Fabio’s International Fan Club, either. Yikes!) Anyhoo, I will try to restrain my tears of sorrow. Bitter, bitter tears of sorrow.
That said, consider this a “Best Of” collection of snark about the truly fucktarded (hey, I used this word YEARS before I discovered Tod Goldberg’s blog, mmkay?) RWA guidelines.
Lee Goldberg reveals his dirty secret: Many of his books feature a great big Dick on the covers.
Tod Goldberg exposes the sordid world of eyepatch fetishes.
Booksquare provides her usual dry, witty, measured way of looking at things.
PBW provides some nice snarkage with a super-steamy story of forbidden love with hints of incest and voyeurism. Then she provides us with the real scoop on why Ann Jacobs couldn’t sign books at the RWA booth during the Book Expo America. This one’s not funny, unless “You’re motherfucking KIDDING me?” incredulousness can be counted as “funny.”
Jordan Summers was one of the people to get this firestorm started, and ‘tis true, she hath not the Permalinks. Alison Kent, however, does.
If you want to take action, the Powers That Be at Romancing the Blog have posted a letter they’d like to send to the RWA.
And this has been bothering me for a while, so I guess I might as well snark about it here and now: Whoever wrote that RWA bit, it’s bestiality, not beastiality. If you want to refer to a morally offensive sex act, at least fucking spell the word right. (I almost said “have the decency,” but the irony just about slayed me, and then I decided this article needed a few more gratuitous “fucks” thrown in.) Also: please learn the difference between “it’s” and “its.” It’s OK if you find it hard. So do many 13-year-olds on the Internet.
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