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I’m so proud!
I really do thin you ought to add that sentence from the Urban Dictionary to the definition...it’s fabulous.

“Did you hear? Laura’s dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion.”

Congratulations!

We can keep it there by linking to it again with a victory post, just like mine.

Yeah, yeah, that should have been it.  Helps if I add the .com to my link.

::sigh::

That’s fantastic! Congrats. You’re like the collective Beyonce of the Internet now. “Napoli” is your “Bootylicious.”

Congratulations, ladies, on fighting the good fight.

all kneel an offer praise to the brave internet valkyrie warriors!

A neologism has been coined and an asshat’s asshattitude enshrined in Google for all posterity!*

LC

*So long as we keep linking to it

*sheds a tear* I am so proud to have been a small part of this.

*Snoopy dance* GO SMART BITCHES!!! Asshats of the world, beware!

Very cool!  I’ll be linking to you and help to make sure Napoli is the #1 google…

Wait...I’m confused by this Napoli bit...shouldn’t the girl who is waiting for marriage because of religious conviction also be (according to the religious right) against abortion, and therefore wouldn’t get one?

Yes, but do not worry, it’s okay - the choice wouldn’t be *hers* since it would be determined by someone else whether the pregnancy would pose a risk to her or not.

Wanna bet that the someone else making the decision would be male?

AWESOME JOB!!! i luv it!

Dare we say it- Smart Bitches do more than love trashy novels- they change the world. Never stand in the way of a group of woman capable of taking down Fabio.

Very proud of you all.  Keep up the fight.

First, super cool.  I’m ashamed to admit that I’m not sure I was helping with the google-bombing.  I did a post on my blog linking to your site and then to the napoli definition page.  Could this help?  Seriously, tell me if I’m doing it wrong.  It may be number one now but I want it to be used on the next Jon Daily show.  Once we hear it, we’ll know that you guys are Da Winnas!!!!  I really think you can do it and I just want to make sure I was some sort of help.

http://cindyl.blogspot.com/2006/03/blood-pressure.html

That was my entry - just said don’t follow the link if your bloodpressure is already too high. 

CindyS

My computer says it is 11:50pm and I googled Napoli and your definition is number one and your asshat post has come in second.  A double whammy!!

Congrats,
CindyS

Congratulations, Candy. I feel like the little kid with chocolate on his hands and face, waving his hand as the rest of the family gorges themselves on Mom’s chocolate cake (is this a tortured simile, or what?): “I helped! I helped!”

Now: please do the same thing to Bill O’Reilly, that sexual-harassing SOB. Please. I’ll help, and I betcha lots of other people will, too.

And...done. With egregious linkage.

I have to say, I still don’t understand what a “googlebomb” is. I’m pro-life, myself, but I think that what Napoli says is pretty much ridiculous. I don’t think women should have abortions, but I think we should have the right to choose, anyway.

Dude!  I’m #6 on Google for Bill Napoli, right behind the SBs, PBS, Crooks ‘n’ Liars, CNN, and the Napolizer himself.

I’m sure it won’t last, but hey, it made my morning.

We’ve napalmed that sucker!

AnimeJune - I don’t think women should have abortions, but I think we should have the right to choose, anyway.

That is one of the best sentiments I’ve heard.  Thank you for being open minded enough to allow every woman to chose, unlike Napoli.

why not contact bill directly, gloat in person as it were? here’s his contact info. http://legis.state.sd.us/sessions/2006/mbrdt128.htm

Napoli’s “definition” is an insult to both sides of the issue.  It’s obvious why it’s insulting to those who are pro-choice.  As for pro-life—if you believe abortion is morally wrong and constitutes the murder of a human being, then it’s wrong even if it is done by a nice, religious, raped virgin. 

What an asshat.

LC

Bill Napoli has been well and truly bombed. I salute your effort and am pleased I got to take part in it.

But though I came for the google bombing, I think I’ll stay for the awesome blog and the smart bitches. :D

The cool thing about this effort is that it demonstrated, to people on both sides of the issue, just how delusional and misogynistic many pro-life politicians are.

I’m firmly for the right of choice - a woman has to have the right to decide for herself what happens to her own body. Period.
I read an article over at Tennesee Guerilla Women about this and it just made my blood boil. I’m off to google!

A few minutes after 5PM EST - still number 1 Google result!

Hats off to all the smart bitches, wherever they may be found!

Hey, Candy. I wrote a Daily Kos diary proclaiming your success. Check it out.

Way cool with the Google bomb.  I linked to you too!  Here

BTW, before I published it, I ran spellcheck on my blog post about Napoli and the whole South Deepshit situation - which included a link to your great Googlebomb page. 

The spellcheck program didn’t recognize “Napoli” and kept offering to change it to “Nipple.”

There’s a joke in there somewhere. . .

After seeing this, I thought I’d help keep the Napoli entry‘s status and link to it a few times in my LJ while encouraging my friends to do the same. I must say, though, my friend Kybok was by far the most dedicated to the Googlebombing.

Congratulations on the complete success of your Googlebombing and for making the internet a little better (and funnier) place.

ASDFDLKGJLHalskfhogho;h;h YOU’VE BEEN KNOCKED DOWN TO THE 2ND RESULT AS OF 11:06 PM 3/12/06! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Nah, Bill‘s back at no. 1.

And you’re immortalised in Wiki under google-bombing too.

As of 9 a.m. EST Monday, you’re back on top in the top two spots when you Google “bill napoli”.

Next time someone asks you ladies if you’re doing good, you can answer, “Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am doing good.”

Could you list Bill Napoli’s e-mail & snail mail addresses? I want to let him know my donation to NARAL is in his honor. And to thank him for shaking us out of our complacency and reminding us Pagan non-virgins that we are not safe. What is next? Witch hunts?? Those were the days...when they could just throw rocks at knocked-up, amoral sluts. My advice to women in South Dakota, move. As far and as fast as you can.

Nicely done Bitches!!

I wonder how often he googles himself…

I.  Love.  You.

Thank you so much!

Congrats!

The e-mail form for Napoli allows attachments. I attached my donations to NARAL Pro-Choice and Planned Parenthood to the e-mail.

Silly? Spiteful? Yes, yes, and I don’t care.

At 4:30 pm on Tuesday, you’re the top two results for “bill napoli” on Google. You go, ladies.

Now we need to find out when he is up for re-election and start a collection to donate to the campaign of his opponent. This guy “NEEDS” to be out of office.

I have to say KUDOS to the SB’s… Abortion is not a PERSONAL CHOICE for me, however… It was a personal choice for my best friend, and since it was her CHOICE, I supported her RIGHT to choose. I supported her choice in receiving LEGAL medical care rather than being subjected to a back alley abortion.  I would only pray that my daughter makes the choice to abstain until marriage, but in all reality, and in this day and age, I doubt very seriously that is gonna happen.  Therefore I CHOOSE as a parent to teach my daughter how to protect herself and the inform her of choices that she has and (as long as my vote counts) will continue to have.  Thanks for letting me voice my choice.  God Bless all SB’s and their loved ones.

Oh, this site is made entirely of awesome. Unlike Bill Napoli, who is a fucking cuntweasel who deserves what he gets.

I don’t know how often he Googles himself, but you can bet your sweet twats his staff does.  He knows.  Oh how he knows.  Woo hoo!!!

Did you know that in response to this law, the president of the Ogala Sioux nation, Cecilia Fire Thunder is now working to start a Planned Parenthood at Pine Ridge. As a sovereign nation, South Dakota law won’t affect them.

More at Salon:
http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/index.html?blog=/mwt/broadsheet/2006/03/22/fire_thunder/index.html

The Sioux Indians are telling South Dakota what they can do with their napolied laws.  Go here to read about it:

http://www.indianz.com/News/2006/013061.asp

Like Salon said, where do I send my cheque?

You’ve probably seen this already but here it is: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060324/ap_on_re_us/abortion_south_dakota;_ylt=Apd2_kvxq95G_tkM2abPCWRH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTA3MjBwMWtkBHNlYwM3MTg- “Opponents of South Dakota’s new ban on nearly all abortions began a petition drive Friday to let voters decide its fate”
Go, sensible people from SD!