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Who Wins the Smart Bitch Silver Anus Purple Prose Contest?

by SB Sarah • Friday, May 23, 2008 at 05:30 AM

Silver Anus, baby, yeah The votes are in, the clicks have been tallied, I’m forever grateful to the creators of our poll software who have saved me from a lot of pencil and paper tallying, and the results are unmistakably clear. Until votes from Michigan and Florida are included (just kidding!) the winner is:

Entry #1: Taint Bottomwell! Because if ‘tain’t bottomwell, it taint awesome. The voting, as you’ll see below, was a veritable mudslide, sorry, landslide in favor of the “co-written masterpiece of buggery from Anna J. Evans and December Quinn.” If you are looking for some hot booty calls, perhaps these are authors you may do well to check out. Below, the results in full. Congratulations to our winners, and a big, fat, “What what!” to our other entrants.

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Categories:  Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
Tags:  edible anus, erotic romance, make the burning stop

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Picture of Karmyn Karmyn said on...
05.23.08 at 07:59 AM

I voted for this one. It was close, but the last line got me. I’ve been in Harry Potter fandom long enough to know that gay incest is teh funneh!

Picture of karmelrio karmelrio said on...
05.23.08 at 09:10 AM

Agreed, Karmyn.  The last line was what pushed #1 over the top for me! 

And really, is there anything more purple than teh gay incest?

spamword:  piece28.  Nope, my piece is 40.  Maybe he’ll role-play 28 if I ask nicely?

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