The editors at Ellora’s Cave have produced a list of the thirteen were-trends they’d love to see, inspired by our were-duck April Fool’s entry. I’m so afflicted with the giggles I can barely talk.
Well played, ladies and gents. Well played. And please do let me know when were-skunk, or better yet, were-musk-oxen romance hits the presses. Please, oh please, let it be scratch-n-sniff!
that was hilarious!!
they missed “ wereplatypus”
the oral sex scenes would be an interesting read and it’d be a rare birth if she gets knocked up, a weremammal laying an egg LOL
*gasping for breath*
ohmygodomygodohmygod!
lets hear it for seahorses!
I vote for a were-Jack Russel Terrier. They’ll hump anything. Often.
Bwahahahhaa! Seriously, that were-duck article was the sh!t. I read it to my parents over the phone.
I gotta say, were-raccoons and were-anteaters… They might be onto something. I think the Japanese are already close on the were-octopi thing, though.
But what about were-tapiers? They’re the mammals with the biggest penis relative to their size ;)
Hah, I had just read a werewolf novel and was talking a friend about were-chihuahuas. During the full moon the hero turns into a chihuahua and spends the entire night trying not be stepped on or trapped and put in a chi-chi little sweater with rhinestone collar.
The were duck article ruled. It made me want to check ducks on Wikipedia to see if any of that made it on there.
As to the were-kiwi ... just so long as the heroine never gets knocked up. I mean, bear in mind the female kiwi lays an egg that’s about a third of her body size. Or is it weight? Huge, anyway, poor bird. All together now, OWWWWWW.
That was well played.
I was hoping were-ferrets might make the list.
Otherwise, a were-dingo would be ACE. Dangerous and very alpha.
I just had to mention that Ace published a short story collection called Otherwere: Stories of the Transformation in the mid-90s which included a variety of, um, different were. My favorite was about a were-guppy in a not to healthy relationship - “Going Too Far” by Doris Egan. Well worth checking out.
Were-Anteaters all the way!!
Why? Four hours of foreplay, 3 hours of sex, and multiple penises.
OMG. There actually is a were-octopus story. And it is about teh ghey romance!
http://www.paranormalromance.org/reviews/book.php?id=11655
Security word: further22
Yes, this story has gone much further than I’d ever imagined possible!!
I’ve actually got the notes for a were-seahorse send-up story sitting around, courtesy of a rather silly conversation over on EREC a while back. I’ve suddenly lost the urge to write it…
hey .. can i get the novel “nightcap”..please
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