It’s time we had some more fun with Photoshop, right? I mean, it’s been awhile since we’ve Gone Too Far!
So! Behold: the Smart Bitch Inspirational Cover Art Contest.
Verily, you taketh the image below, or another image of the Adam & Eve diorama at the Creation Museum in Kentucky, and you maketh a Inspirational Romance cover out of it.
Title of your choosing, author name of your choosing - and oh, the blurb of your choosing. Just make sure that uber mantitty Adam and strategically-placed-hair-over-her-breasts-omg-think-of-the-children Eve are on the cover.
Send it in to & by June 7, and we’ll post them for voting and vitriol on June 8. Voting will commence then and end June 12, and we’ll announce the winners June 13.
Winners get a $25 gift certificate to Amazon, a Smart Bitch Title, and if you want, a nightlight in the shape of Jesus. He’s iridescent. Yes, I am absolutely sure Jesus was and is iridescent. I hath seen it with my own eyes.
Go forth in peace to love and serve the Lord, by which we mean the Man-titty.
EDITED TO ADD: And behold, a two-part contest! Let we rely to heavily on the power of the Photoshop, once we select the winner, a cover copy writing contest will follow. Stay tuned!
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Maybe the naked man-flank? That certainly distracts me! It was definitely a skin issue for the buyer, though as so many have reminded me in private emails, anyone willing to buy a book titled Sexy Beast in large, black letters,…
Oops. Just re-read your comment on your site about the book-buyer, Kate. (Can’t imagine what distracted me from taking that in the first time. snort) Huh. Weird.
Anyway, my sister got me “How to Shit in the Woods”…
Just to throw in my 2 cents on the man-flank: Judging by your other covers, Kate, are you sure it was the skin that was the issue? I did notice that your name got un-stacked in the second version, and…
‘The Virgin Black-Footed Ferret’s Secret Baby.’
LMAO! I choked on my diet Coke!
Love that the bff is forever and indelibly associated with the romance novel. Brings a tear to me eye, it does.
I haven’t yet seen anyone making a comparison with this kind of fiction and D/S (domination/submission) relationships. Just because there’s no overt flogging or suchlike doesn’t make it any less kinky.
I have. I said on my own blog: …
