None of the actors appeal to me at all, let alone visualizing them as the Brothers!
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by SB Sarah • Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:11 AM
It’s time we had some more fun with Photoshop, right? I mean, it’s been awhile since we’ve Gone Too Far!
So! Behold: the Smart Bitch Inspirational Cover Art Contest.
Verily, you taketh the image below, or another image of the Adam & Eve diorama at the Creation Museum in Kentucky, and you maketh a Inspirational Romance cover out of it.
Title of your choosing, author name of your choosing - and oh, the blurb of your choosing. Just make sure that uber mantitty Adam and strategically-placed-hair-over-her-breasts-omg-think-of-the-children Eve are on the cover.
Send it in to (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)& (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)by June 7, and we’ll post them for voting and vitriol on June 8. Voting will commence then and end June 12, and we’ll announce the winners June 13.
Winners get a $25 gift certificate to Amazon, a Smart Bitch Title, and if you want, a nightlight in the shape of Jesus. He’s iridescent. Yes, I am absolutely sure Jesus was and is iridescent. I hath seen it with my own eyes.
Go forth in peace to love and serve the Lord, by which we mean the Man-titty.
EDITED TO ADD: And behold, a two-part contest! Let we rely to heavily on the power of the Photoshop, once we select the winner, a cover copy writing contest will follow. Stay tuned!
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