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CoronationCeremonyforMissKitty

by Candy Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 11:28 PM

Many congratulations to Miss Kitty for correctly guessing Friday’s Guess That Lonely Heart. Miss Kitty, please kneel (yes, this part is absolutely necessary), for we dub thee:

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Please bear your title with pride, and congratulations again!

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RomanceandAcademia:AListserv!

by SB Sarah Sunday, April 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Professor Sarah S. G. Franz sent us the following announcement from Eric Selinger at DePaul University - if you’re interested in academic discourse on the most awesome subject of romance novels (and who isn’t?!) check out the following:

Hello, everyone! Since there isn’t a listserv out there designed for academics who study and teach romance fiction--or, at least, there hasn’t been since the demise of Romance Novel Studies, a while back--I’ve taken the liberty of starting one.

Introducing (drum-roll, please): RomanceScholar! Not the greatest title, perhaps, but I only had 14 characters to work with, and I wanted to get across the fact that this is a list that aims to foster scholarship in the field of romance fiction, even if we do end up spending some time simply suggesting good new books to one another. (Which counts, in my book, as “fostering scholarship.” How else to get things written on the work we love?)

I realize this list may not be of interest to everyone on RRA, but I hope that even if you aren’t interested yourself, you’ll still spread the word or forward this message to anyone else you think might take an interest: colleagues, friends, teachers at other levels, etc. (I know I’d love to talk about how we TEACH these books with anyone who faces those challenges, at whatever level!)

To subscribe, visit http://mailman.depaul.edu/mailman/listinfo/romancescholar

The instructions are pretty straightforward, but be sure to open your “confirmation email” and click on the link or hit “reply” as instructed to activate your subscription.

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ThisWeek’sPersonalAd:IncestAhoy!

by Candy Friday, April 28, 2006 at 11:49 AM

All right, kidlets, it’s Friday, and you know what that means! No, no, put that tub of lube away, or at least save it for later, when you’ll REALLY need it--it’s personal ad contest time here at Smart Bitch Headquarters! Remember:

Book Title + Author’s Name + Heroine’s Name = AWESOMENESS GALORE IN FORM OF NUMBER ONE ICHI BAN TOTALLY UNIQUE SMART BITCH ARISTOCRATIC TITLE

He ain’t heavy, he’s my...brother?
Confused chick seeks long-lost fugitive brother. Not being able to recognize him is OK; that tingly feeling I feel in my groinal region? So not OK. Please don’t let a bitch commit incest.

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RomanceNovelsandSubversion

by Candy Friday, April 28, 2006 at 10:41 AM

Sarah: A little while ago, one of our commenters wrote: “I’m curious what it is that people find about the genre itself--as opposed to individual books--subversive.”

My reaction is, “Well, DUH they are subversive. Anything that treats women’s sexuality as anything positive and allows for sexual exploration from a female-centered viewpoint is inherently subversive. Locating romance within the history of fiction about women, and you find an inherent contrast from books that eagerly posited that any female who engaged in sexual acts and enjoyed it was destined for a painful, pox-ridden, hell-bound death.”

But then, as I am “She Who Asks Rhetorical Questions,” I wondered, “Is that too much of a reach? Is romance sexually subversive or is it a justification of sexual content that is more cerebral and therefore more attractive to women?”

What do you think?

Candy: I noticed that question myself, and have been mentally composing a reply in my head.

I think a genre that unabashedly focuses on women and what they want is pretty subversive, even though the values espoused within individual books may not be. Does that make any sort of sense? Women get to win. Women get to be the protagonists. Women often (though not always, especially in the older bodice rippers) get to be prime actors. Try to find any other genre in which this consistently happens.

That’s the short answer. I may have a more long-winded reply in a little bit.

Do you have any other thoughts on this?

Sarah: Other thoughts? *splutter* Fuck yeah!

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AndPlagiarismRearsItsProfitableHeadYetAgain

by SB Sarah Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 08:37 AM

I was wondering if the Viswanathan/McCafferty plagiarism scandal would dissipate or turn red and boil over, and with the help of the ever-crimson Harvard publications, it seems this is quite a gossip fest. I remember back during the Dailey/Roberts plagiarism case, one of the headlines read “Ever wonder why romance novels all sound the same?” Well, the article continued, it’s because they are the same - since one author allegedly (do I have to say “allegedly” or was it proven in court?) lifted pages from the other for her own publications. They were, in fact, largely identical. Hardy har har!

Oh, so funny. Not. I remember the media at the time largely made fun of the case, because it’s romance novels, people, who really gives a crap? (ME, says SB Sarah.)

So I’ve been kind of bemused at the plagiarism case facing Kaavya Viswanathan, who, collaborating with 17th Street Productions, wrote, or “wrote” How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life, a teen novel recently optioned for movie production. Seems the venerable NY Times found over 29 sections that were “strikingly similar” to Megan McCafferty’s Sloppy Firsts and Second Helpings, published in 2001 and 2003 respectively.

(Pssst: here’s a hint. If you’re going to copy someone, try something published a liiiittle farther back in time.)

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HOLYSHIT

by Candy Wednesday, April 26, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Anders pointed this out ten days ago in a comment but I somehow totally missed it: SMART BITCHES HAS TOTALLY MADE IT INTO WIKIPEDIA.

Holy fuck on a fuck cracker!

WHEE!

Now I’m just waiting for the Wikipedia editors to notice this and put in a request for deletion....

UPDATE FROM SB SARAH

While there was a request for deletion, a few noble souls have updated the definition of “Smart Bitches” on the Wikipedia to reference the GoogleBomb efforts against Bill Napoli.

Furthermore, “Napoli” is listed on the bottom of the entry regarding the definition of a GoogleBomb as a recent and popular example of the trend, though the Smart Bitches are not specifically attributed for the effort. (Hmmmm.)

But, if you look at the entry for Sen. Napoli himself? Well, get me a plate of them fuck crackers with a side order of holy crap:

Napoli’s statement gave rise to the slang term “to napoli,” which the Smart Bitches pioneered. The verb “to napoli” means to brutally rape someone in the manner that he described.

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TheBirthofVenusbySarahDunant

by SB Sarah Wednesday, April 26, 2006 at 08:43 AM
Our Grade:
B
Title: The Birth of Venus
Author: Sarah Dunant
Publication Info: Random House 2003, ISBN: 0812968972
Genre: Literary Fiction


I didn’t think I’d ever get into this book, despite a bookmark placed three-quarters of an inch into the text. In fact, I put another book in my bag, thinking I would give this one back to its owner with a “Thanks - it was good.”

I rarely tell someone I didn’t like a book they let me borrow.

Then, on the bus that morning, SLURP. I got sucked in, to the point where I finished the rest of the book in a nonstop readathon where I carried that book everywhere, even reading parts of it aloud to my son while he had his bottle. I finished it last night - and then, it kept me up.

The part that kept me up is what’s keeping the book from getting an A.

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Aussie,Aussie,Aussie,Oyyoiyoi!

by SB Sarah Tuesday, April 25, 2006 at 07:41 PM

Candy and I recently received an email from Kate of Brisbane Romance Reading Addicts, a Brisbane-based bunch of romance fans. She likes our site, and she likes romance, but man, she does not like the state of romance sales in the land down under:

The major book chains (Dymocks is equivalent to Borders) don’t carry romance, or, if they do, they display them in one of those cardboard fold out shelves. Harlequin’s lines (regardless of the fact that there is a Harlequin branch in Sydney) come out months late, or incomplete. And author visits, tours, or conferences? Non-existant. So I wrote my thesis about, well, basically, about how romance readers survive.... I published the first chapter of my thesis (seriously cut down) in Queensland’s major daily paper on Saturday.

Well, as they say in Oz, good on you! Breaking sexual barriers? Focusing on female professions before the advent of feminism and equal rights movements? Ideological shifts in the attitude towards women’s sexuality? All things we know and love about romance here at SBTB. Nice to see a newspaper publishing the social and political timeline of romance novels, right up to the advent of erotica.

Now, while I do empathize with the lack of author tours from the US to Australia, I have to say that to fly to Oz from the US? Damn expensive. Beyond the reaches of most touring budgets, I am sure.

But interest seems to be growing: Kate has been asked to put together a review column for the Courier Mail, and certainly getting romance good press and getting a fair review that considers the romance novel with the same weight as any other published fiction is indeed a VERY good thing, if you ask the Smart Bitches.

Now, I must ask: how did you come up with the “Top Fives” that appears at the end of the article? And who has some suggestions as to how to help the Aussie romance readers find better buffets of books from which to choose?

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E-bookery

by Candy Monday, April 24, 2006 at 02:17 PM

There were quite a few interesting discussions about e-books and e-book reviews last week. Maili ponders why e-books don’t get more word-of-mouth, Nicole throws in her two cents’ worth, and then Angie picks up the gauntlet and decides to offer free e-books from Samhain Publishing in return for honest reviews.

I admit that I don’t give many recommendations for e-books, myself. Why?

‘Cause I don’t read that many. When I do read them, I read them very, very slowly. This is because when it comes to portable electronic gadgets, I’m pretty much living in the Stone Age...or worse, the 1980s. I don’t have a cellphone or iPod, much less an e-book reader.

Yes, I can read e-books on my computer, but I get antsy when I have to read more than a couple thousand words at a time on my computer screen, even on the beyootiful 19” LCD monitor I have at home. Part of it’s because of the position--I prefer to read laying down or reclined somewhere--but part of it’s just the nature of reading on a screen for me. I have a harder time concentrating. There are also all these distractions at my fingertips. When I’m on the computer, I’ll fuck around, check my e-mail, look up random bits of trivia on Wikipedia, obsessively check for new comments on this site, chat with friends on Instant Messenger, etc.

This serves as a sort of warning to authors who’ve sent me e-books to review as well: I’m going to read your books, but please understand, it’s going to take me a LONG-ASS TIME to get around to them. I know. I suck. *cries*

Will I ever get an e-book reader? I don’t know. Prospects for the near future look very dim. I already have a couple hundred books in my TBR stacks, for one thing, and for another, I’m planning to go to law school next year, which means money for gadgetry is going to be tight non-existent. And I admit, I’m very much in love with paper books and the way they look, feel and smell, and the way I don’t need any special hardware or software to access the words.

However, if I travelled a lot, e-book readers would look much, much more attractive. Hundreds, even thousands of books at my fingertips? WOO HOO! My inner (and outer) bookslut squeals with glee at the prospect.

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RitaMeThis,PartDeux

by SB Sarah Monday, April 24, 2006 at 04:33 AM

Fish? Barrel? Why, yes!

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Sarah: What is happening to his legs? What’s happening to him? Is he dissolving into the feathery bluegrass? Is grass to him like The Dip is to Toons in Roger Rabbit? No wonder he’s carrying her.

Also, correct me if I’m wrong but I think she’s going commando.

Candy: Is that supposed to be water? Damn, I have a hard time telling. If it’s water, and the marriage is so damn miraculous, why isn’t he walking ON it, eh? EH?

Although I suppose that would give the term “Personal Jesus” entirely new connotations that I’m not quite up to working out on a Monday afternoon.

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Sarah: Yeah, her last defense? To Not Eat. Look at her upper arm! Is he going to break it off and use it as a toothpick?

Candy: Her last defense is to let that sheet drop at a very strategic moment, revealing...KUATO!

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Sarah: What the F is going on in this cover? It’s like a train wreck with Alan Thicke. His arm is weird, and he appears to have no shoulder. She’s looking at some kind of wreck, and there’s… a gay card dealer in the background flicking cards at no one. And… he has six fingers.

That’s it. I fold.

Candy: Does the latest card-sharping method involve the guy grabbing onto your breastable while making honking sounds to distract you from the fact that he has a marked deck?

A-HOOOO-GA!

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TheCompassRose,byGailDayton

by SB Sarah Saturday, April 22, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Our Grade:
A-
Title: The Compass Rose
Author: Gail Dayton
Publication Info: Luna Books 2005, ISBN: 0373802161
Genre: Science Fiction/Fantasy

I have been working on a review for this book for weeks now, in my head, on scraps of paper, in bits and pieces in Notepad and in Stickies (a wee teeny Mac text program that rocks my world) and let me tell you: it is SO much harder to write a good review than a bad review.

For the bad review, I get all pissed off and ornery: I remember how irritated I was reading the book in question, I flip back through the folded pages and I compose some cranky snark about how bothered I was.

For a good review? Man, it looms over me like a huge project, when really it’s only a few hundred words. I keep second guessing myself: what didn’t work? There has to be a few things that didn’t work to balance out all the things that did. Mostly, I want to avoid gushing like a 12 year old at a concert of overstyled 20 year olds singing under the weight of too much hair product.

But with a book like Gail Dayton’s The Compass Rose it’s hard not to gush. When I write a review, I jot down a quick list of what I liked, and what I didn’t. On this review, the list of what I liked is sizeably larger than what I didn’t, and that’s surprising for me because I’m usually not a big fan of fantasy/otherworld books.

I started reading the novel expecting a romance, and found that it was more fantasy than traditional romance. Oddly enough the fantasy-philes on Amazon had their knickers in a twist that there was more romance and sexuality than fantasy, though we all know to take the Amazon reviews with a large, possibly metric-ton-sized grain of salt. Still, my primary question after finishing the book was, “Is this a romance?”

Yes and no.

The Compass Rose is from the Luna imprint, which is a division of Harlequin. I envision an intern’s tour through the Harlequin offices as a trip through each division, with the historical and Regency division all plushly-appointed with a frilly tea parlor and an abundance of cravats on the male editors. The contemporary division has a dance club and a very corporate looking office, and the Blaze division has beds everywhere, because if you’re supposed to have the heroine and hero gettin’ it on within the first 20 pages, I imagine the offices as full of people having sex within the first 20 feet of the front door. But then, I’m perverse like that.

But I bet that the intern’s tour of Harlequin headquarters (which are, of course, in an ivory castle on a hillside) does not include the Luna section, which is probably shrouded in mists and mystery, and is somehow located both in the basement and in the tower peak.

“What’s in there?”
“That’s the Luna offices. We do not go in there.”
“Why not?”
“There’s… things that should not be spoken of in romance in there.”
“Like what?”
“Polyamory. Multiple sexual partners. Psychic sex.”
“Oh, my God! Can I please work there?”
“No. Your first assignment is to work the tea cart in the Regency division.”
“*sigh*”

I could not believe that The Compass Rose came out of Harlequin, no matter how adventurous the Luna imprint is. Makes me look at Luna and at Harlequin in a whole new light.

Think I ought to get on to describing the story already?

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CoronationCeremonyforShayera

by SB Sarah Saturday, April 22, 2006 at 02:43 AM

Hooray for Shayera! She hath correctly guessed that our Lonely Heart was Eric Bromleigh, Earl of Farrington (hey - is “Eric” an historically accurate name for an earl?) from Andrea Kane’s “Yuletide Treasure” in the anthology A Gift of Love.

Kneel, Shayera, and receive your new Smart Bitch Title™!

Well done!

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GuessThatLonelyHeart

by SB Sarah Friday, April 21, 2006 at 03:37 PM

I was just in my office going through my keeper shelf, looking for a book to choose, and Hubby came up behind me and said, “Dude, don’t you have enough on your TBR pile or do you have to go looking for a book you’ve already read?”

“No, I have to do the Lonely Heart ad!”

“Oooooh. Have fun then.”

And then he went scurrying out of the room because my keeper shelf? It is a big ol’ thing with the books stacked two-deep. But! I have found an ad! And it is not as easy as last week’s ad. At least, I hope it is not.

So! Give me the hero’s name, author, and title, and you get a fine new title to show off when you make a dinner reservation at your favorite restaurant.

Duchess Cuntington, your table is ready. “

Heh. Pardon me - must dash!

Rescue Us, Please

Isolated, insolent, and downright grumpy Earl seeks innocent, pure, and wholesome maiden to rescue me from my own furious self-loathing, and to corral my four-year-old hellion neice. Your biggest trouble might be her stuffed cat, Fuzzy. For peculiar reasons, you must marry me to serve as her governess, and then remain my prisoner in my mansion, where I’ll stare at you out the window and watch you charm my unruly ward into proper behavior with warmth, love, and compassion, while I behave like a stalker until I figure out how to behave properly myself. 

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AndNow,YourSBTBBWAHAWinners

by SB Sarah Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 10:28 AM

We’ve tallied all the votes (and DAMN were there a lot of votes!) and we are happy to announce the winners of the First Annual Smart Bitches Trashy Books Bitchery Writing Award for Hellagood Authors!

I’d like to say, there were a LOT of close categories, so when you think to yourself, if you are not a winner this year, that it was an honor to be nominated, chances are you also almost kicked the ass of the winner - this voting was way tight, yo.

imageIf you are a winner, please, contact me at with your name and postal address, so that I can mail you your prize, for use in writing your next novel:  a fine, handcrafted, hot pink ostrich quill pen, made by the fine folks at Feather.com.au in Cairns, Australia. We Bitches go around the globe looking for appropriate prizes for our fine Bitchery authors.

And, of course, what SBTB contest would be complete without a button for your website announcing how utterly cool you are? Each category has a handmade-by-SB-Candy-and-her l33t-Photoshop-skillz graphic for use on your site - so right-click-and-download, por favor, and use to announce your fabulousness!

And without further ado, here are the results!

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