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ASmartBitchInterviewwithC.L.Wilson

by SB Sarah Monday, October 15, 2007 at 12:35 PM

I get a good number of “Have you read...?” questions about new books but when I am asked repeatedly if I’ve read an ARC for a specific book, then I know there’s buzz ahoy. I encountered a lot of “Have you read...?” from publishing folks, both during and after the RWA national about C.L. Wilson’s books, and like the nosy Bitch I am, I chased her down for an interview shortly after I finished Lady of Light and Shadows.  I got all up in her business about world building, websites, writing and whatnot, and she was gracious enough to put up with my nebby self.

Sarah: I’m curious about the linguistic sources of the Fey words - in a lot of ways, the vowel pairings and sounds seem similar to Hebrew, especially in contemporary transliteration. Was that intentional? Or is it just me? What’s your source for fantasy language development?

C.L. Wilson: Unintentional.  I just love putting words and sounds together, always have.  My background in languages has been primarily as a student of them.  I took a number of years of French in school, some German, and started to teach myself Japanese. (This was back when I actually had spare time in my life.) I used what I learned about languages through being taught how to speak them to construct my grammar, syntax, and verb conjugations, and choose the basic building blocks of a language.  The words themselves I created based on a set of phonetic rules I established early on (certain sounds that are most prevalent, others that are not used at all).

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Where’sWaldo?He’sintheWinner’sCircle!

by SB Sarah Monday, October 15, 2007 at 05:42 AM

Congratulations to Brandyllyn, whose review for Where’s Waldo was the winner by a considerable margin in our 2007 Banned Book Week Review contest.

To all who entered: thank you for the excellent reviews and for generating a great discussion on why books get banned, and what we as readers and book lovers can do about it. 

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LooseIDBidsonContractualAssetsofTriskelion

by SB Sarah Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 04:48 PM

From a number of different sites comes this news:Loose ID has bid on the contracts held by bankrupt Triskelion:

If successful in their bid, Loose Id, LLC will release the majority of contracts at no cost to the authors who entered into them.

In a few cases, new contracts will be extended to the author from LooseId in lieu of the Triskelion contracts. If an author chooses to reject the offer made them, their contract will be released by Loose Id, at no cost to the author.

So, if successful, LooseID gets dibs on the contracted works originally negotiated with Triskelion, and can either offer a new contract or release the author to allow them to shop that work elsewhere - if I’m reading that correctly. This does not seem like an altogether bad thing for authors whose unpublished manuscripts were held as part of Triskelion’s assets. 

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TheLibraryofCongressTellsYouHowtoShelveYourDildoes

by SB Sarah Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 06:49 AM

From Bitchery reader Abigail, we have… well, I’m still chuckling. A friend of hers who is a librarian sent her a clipping from the new Library of Congress Subject Headings. It seems dildoes can be subdivided in the most curious of ways:

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Geographically?!

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MineTillMidnightbyLisaKleypas

by SB Sarah Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 05:45 AM
Our Grade:
B-
Title: Mine Till Midnight
Author: Lisa Kleypas
Publication Info: St. Martin's Paperbacks October 2, 2007, ISBN: 0312949804
Genre: Historical: European

Candy once said that Lisa Kleypas is her romance novel crack, and I can see why. Even as my brain questioned the possibilities and the circumstances of a happy ending for the two protagonists, I smiled and read along anyway, because her historical romances are comforting and happy in the way that soft flannel and hot cocoa are reassuring. I know the story isn’t going to demand too much of my brain or toss me into a hot maelstrom of overblown emotional angst.

I wouldn’t call Kleypas novels my crack, however. More like my brain candy. But not candy like “Oh, it’s 3pm and I’m starving and in the grocery checkout and hey that Twix bar from God-knows-how-long-ago looks pretty tasty” candy. More like Cadbury imported (random trivia: Hubby’s favorite Cadbury bar is called “Whole Nut” and he can’t eat one without giggling like a 12 year old boy). Or those really rich sweet candies made from real sugar and not high fructose corn syrup - the kind that are swirled into really fragile lacy shapes and come wrapped in individual bits of paper at the holidays. Yum.

Anyway, as I was saying, Kleypas = candy. Not the Malaysian kind or the crapass grocery store chocolate kind, but the kind of candy that you stop and devote a good few minutes to enjoying, doing nothing else but savoring the calories that add nothing to your life nutritionally but make you feel happy and indulgent.

I started Mine Till Midnight (and by the way, the title has minimal to do with the story, and those who are sticklers of historical detail should ignore the lace up strapless dress on the cover) last night, and thanks to Baba O’Riley having a bottle and then a long nap on my shoulder, I finished it today in about two hours. The book left me in a happy, mellow mood, and sometimes, most of the time, really, that’s exactly what I want from a historical romance.

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HelpaBitchOut:DressBuyingCaptain?Ahoy!

by SB Sarah Friday, October 12, 2007 at 05:01 PM

Bitchery reader Christine seeks your assistance:

I read this book probably five-ish years ago.  It was an historical set I believe in Maine or another north-eastern state sometime in the 1700 or 1800s.  The captain of a merchant ship makes a marriage of convenience with a young woman through the help of a parish priest or some such religious type person.  The hero needs someone to watch over a nutcase older female relative at his home while he’s away on the ship and the heroine needs to get the hell out of her sister’s (?) house because her husband has been trying to make the moves on her.

The heroine only has gray second hand clothes to wear which bugs the hero.  When he’s away merchanting, he buys a bolt of gray-blue fabric (because it matches the color of the heroine’s eyes) for her to make a dress out of but then he ends up giving it to his mistress who he of course declines to sleep with anymore.  He then purchases a yellow dress and matching hat and brings it back to the heroine, but the nutcase older female relative (who incidentally is a klepto and ends up stealing a bunch of stuff around the house and sewing the stolen goods into quilts) thinks the dress is for her and takes it.  The heroine is very touched by the gifts though and I think this scene ends with their first kiss.

The heroine ends up spending a lot of time with one of the hero’s friends while the hero is away.  The hero misunderstands the situation and gets jealous.  Eventually everything gets sorted out, the nutjob relative dies and the hero and heroine live HEA with the heroine traveling with the hero on his ship.

I thought I remembered the title of the book being ‘The Captain’s Wife’ but I’ve done numerous searches on the internet and come up with bupkiss.  If someone could tell me the title or author, I would be greatly appreciative.

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MyMelon,LetMeShowYouIt.

by SB Sarah Friday, October 12, 2007 at 08:54 AM

From the Fish in a Damn Barrel department, we have oily mantitty holding translucent melons - aka, the coming-soon listings for Ellora’s Cave. Man. Too many melons, too many man titty. The mind, it boggles.

I hope there are no small, urm, caves in those melons, considering where most of the models are positioning their jack o’lanterns.

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FridayVideos:PrincipalFirebush!

by SB Sarah Friday, October 12, 2007 at 05:22 AM

Thanks to Mel Francis we have this week’s Friday Video, which isn’t so much about romance novels but totally cracks me up. Guess which part? You’ll know it when you see it.

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LordoftheFadingLands,andLadyofLightandShadows,byC.L.Wilson

by SB Sarah Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 12:01 PM
Our Grade:
A-
Title: Lord of the Fading Lands & Lady of Light and Shadows
Author: C.L. Wilson
Publication Info: Leisure Books October 2007, ISBN: 0843959770
Genre: Fantasy/Fairy Tale Romance

I’m sure you’re all tired of my griping about series books and how I get to the end and realize it’s not quite over - and turn into a whiny pissypanted pain in your ass reviewer. So what did I do when I realized that Lord of the Fading Lands was a series? I waited until I had the second book, Lady of Light and Shadows and read them back to back. Ha! Even though the series continues past book 2, I at least have a more complete story arc to reflect on.

Because Lord and Lady are really two halves of one book, the plots blend into one another in my brain. And in my brain they are resting happily, giving me plenty to stew on as I think back on the story. The two books contain fragments of a Cinderella story mixed with other legends and tales. The layering of myths, themes, and pieces of fairy tales and archtypes is both familiar and unique, and in the end, magical. The manner in which Wilson reworks some classical romance and fantasy elements serves a twofold purpose. One: it allows the fantastical world seem familiar and accessible, and two, it gives the reader a more-than-just-fairy-tale story to chew on for some time after finishing the book. At least, it does for me.

I’m going to attempt to summarize the plot, and damn is there a lot of plot. Rainier, the Tairen Soul, is the king of the Fey. The Fey and the Tairen, which are large winged cats with the power to breathe fire and who have poison in their claws (seriously, you should not mess with Tairen any more than you should mess with dragons), are tied to one another on a mystical level, and the Tairen are dying. If the Tairen die, so will the Fey. Rainer, or Rain, is desperate to figure out a way to save them, and in doing so save his own kind. He finds his answer in Celeria, a neighboring kingdom long allied with the Fey that is populated by mortals.

While entering the city in Tairen form, Rain finds his truemate, Ellie, in the crowd, and, as the Fey legend has it, her soul calls to him, and his answers. Ellie, who is the adopted daughter of a woodcarver, is completely poleaxed by the idea of a Fey king declaring himself her soul mate, and in the first of their interactions, you can tell that there is a lot going on under the surface of both characters.  As they begin their courtship and navigate court politics and, of course, the Forces of Good and Evil, the larger story surrounding their relationship also builds, so by the end of book 1, there’s a lot more story to be told. By the end of book 2, there’s still more. Yet both books have smaller happy endings each, and the set of two brings a closure to Ellie and Rain’s time in Celeria so that there is some satisfaction to completing each novel. 

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HelpaBitchOut:HandsomeMan,Orphan,andNefariousRapistAhoy!

by SB Sarah Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 09:01 AM

Bitchery Reader Susan wrote:

I’m a fairly new reader to your website, and when I saw the “help a bitch out” category, I could not resist. I read a book back in my angsty adolescent days, and I cannot, for the life of me, remember what the title of it is!  Here is the description:

A young woman (who is, apparently, of marriageable age) is orphaned, and left a great deal of money by her parents. Unfortunately, the money is left in the hands of an unscrupulous man (cannot remember his name) who is to hold on to it until she turns a certain age. Well, Unscrupulous Man tries to rape Orphan Child-Woman in order to force her to marry him (I guess he adheres to the “You poke it, you own it” crap), so he will get the money when she turns of age. She manages to escape, but only after languishing and whimpering for a ridiculously long time, while he arouses himself (I think he was old, it was set in the days before Viagra). Orphan Child-Woman runs away, and starts a home for girls somewhere in a distant village/town (I think it was a home for ravished girls at that, but I can’t be sure).

Needless to say, Handsome Wealthy Man shows up, and he and Orphan Child-Woman (who is a woman by now) fall in love. Unbeknownst to the happy couple, Unscrupulous Man has sent Unscrupulous Son to find Orphan Child-Woman.

To make a long (-ish) story short: Unscrupulous Son turns on Unscrupulous Man, allowing Handsome Wealthy Man to marry Orphan Child-Woman, who tells Unscrupulous (now Scrupulous) Son that he has “grown a chin.” (whatever that means). They all live happily ever after, all three of them, with a house full of (possibly) de-flowered women.

I know, I know, this is the most ridiculous storyline, but I know this book exists. If no one can identify it, I shall let it remain in the deep recesses of the back of my mind, where, in all probability, it should stay.

Unscrupulous Man? Orphaned Woman and Potential Rape Victim? Handsome Wealthy Honorable Man? It’s like a party of stock historical characters - and I so want an invite. I pray someone is wearing a pelisse. And that one of you can I.D. this book. 

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HoorayforSmartBitchesinAllGenres

by SB Sarah Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 08:57 AM

Doris Lessing has won the Nobel prize for Literature. An 88 year-old self-educated writer, she is the author of an absolute monster load of books, exploring themes ranging from Communism, socialism, feminism, and Sufism. Ultimately she explored science fiction - the basis of a good bit of criticism from Harold Bloom as to her selection as this year’s Nobel Laureate. (Imagine the top of his head blowing off if a romance author won! HA!)

Lessing defended her choice of genres by saying, “What they didn’t realize was that in science fiction is some of the best social fiction of our time.”

Though I’m not a reader of much science fiction, I have to say, “Damn skippy, ma’am.” Congratulations!

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BannedBookReviews-TheVotingBegins-AGAIN

by SB Sarah Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 03:40 PM
UPDATE: A ha! Silly script does not like apostrophes. So I have rebuilt it without apostrophes and behold, we seem to be working. So, please feel free to cast your vote again.

The voting is open until 14 October, so please vote now - and please only vote once. If you'd like a convenient place to read all the reviews again, this page may help. Also, this entry will remain at the top of the page until voting ends. It's my special and annoying way of being a total nag.

Thanks to Martin at our host, Esosoft for assistance when I was a total doobass installing it.

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CoverArtandCoverCopy:TwoTalesofOneBook

by SB Sarah Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 08:47 AM

Several readers have brought this blog entry to my attention - seems Jane Lockwood has a book with something of an identity crisis.

The publisher’s cover copy reads like it’s a steamy historical and conveniently neglects to mention a very spicy male-male story line in the triangle between two dudes and a lady. The author’s website (hur hur ‘Lockwood’ hur hur) is more forthcoming about the male-male emotional attachment and potential sexuality in the book.

As Robin at Six Degrees says, “you’ll either wind up missing out on one of the most tummy-twisting erotic stories of the year or buying it for your grandmother, thinking it’s something entirely different.” Yowza! That’s a conundrum. If you were Lockwood, what would you do to promote your book in spite of your publisher’s odd efforts on your behalf? 

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BitsO’News

by SB Sarah Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 06:30 AM

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist is being made into a movie starring Michael Cera and Kat Dennings. I read this book while I was in labor with Baba O’Riley - so I’m totally doing the happy dance that it’s being made into a film. 

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Covers!ForSnarking!Ohjoy!

by SB Sarah Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 06:24 PM

From Lovelien we have the following two fabulous submissions. And by submissions we mean… oh never mind.

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Sarah: There is no doubt that this fool met Fortune, received one wish, and said, “I want to be bigger.” Only he didn’t specify where. That man could lactate. In fact, he might be doing so now.

Candy: The only thing that can outshine his man-titty is his bling. Seriously, look at that fucking gold chain. It’s bigger than my thumb! As Sarah’s hubby noted, if he lived in New Jersey, his name would almost definitely be Tony. Or maybe Ant’ny. Not Anthony. Ant’ny.

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Candy: Remember back when Björk did that dead swan dress thing? Oh, that kooky Björk. It was horrifying, but kinda cute--which, when it comes down to it, is a pretty nifty encapsulation of Björkishness.

Somebody needs to tell this dude that it’s just horrifying and not even remotely cute when he does it with a) tapeworms, and b) wears it on his head.

Sarah: If the bleached out, glued on, polyester dreadlocks didn’t make you snort, the cover text will sneak in and spank your eyeballs till they begs for the mercy. Golden seduction? King of CUPS? I need to go lie down now. That’s just too much.

Lovelien suggests that the look they were trying for was along the lines of Jason Momoa:

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And let’s be honest. If he were on erotica covers? I’d have to add on to my house to find room for them all. Because DAMN. *fans self*

And from Rachel we have this fine work of… something:

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Sarah: From the “Obscenely Obvious Art Department” we have this brainfart of a cover. With three strings of pearls. Come on now! String of pearls?! Why not just call the book “Here be lots of sex and jism!”

Sadly, given the baby face, giant cranium, and muscular bulk of dude #1, I’m not sure the ‘roids will allow him to achieve gem production. There ain’t nothing spicy in his briefs.

Rachel says her favorite part is “the guy in the background who seems to be saying, “So, uh, guys? Threesome? Right? I mean, you said we were having a threesome tonight, so I just figured...no, it’s cool. I’ll wait.”

She’s right - he doesn’t look romantic or even sexy. He looks annoying like that guy who always wanted to copy your answers for the health test.

Candy: Egad! Never has a potential threesome looked more vanilla and boring. Any minute now, the guys are going to attempt to jockey for the anal sex position because they’ve never...you know...put it there before. And then their penises will accidentally touch. And then they’ll laugh nervously and continue with their business, but secretly, they’ll always wonder if that brief inter-penis touch made them gay.

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