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Kathleen sent me an alert that Australian booksellers Angus and Robertson are holding a writing contest to celebrate relaunching the Mills & Boon line.
Kathleen’s take on it is similar to mine. Holy crap. Are they kidding me?
Unleash your inner Romance Novelist
Fans of the ‘bodice ripper’: unite! From March 26, Angus & Robertson are relaunching Mills & Boon books in 108 of their stores nationally.
To celebrate their return, Angus & Robertson are giving aspiring romance novelists the chance to win one of five ‘pamper hampers’ valued at over $350 each. Hampers include a sensual mix of champagne, chocolates and gourmet food, Mills & Boon novels, scented candles, and a deluxe dressing gown.
This is your chance to probe your talent in the world of romance writing.
To win entrants must write the first paragraph of a novel in Mills & Boon style and send to . Submission must not be over 200 words. Submission will be judged on the skill of their writing, use of detail, development of character and understanding of the Mills & Boon genre.
Competition runs between March 26 and April 18, with winners announced on April 20.
But no, that’s not the best part. Aside from the images I get when I read the words “pamper hamper” (two words: dirty diapers), and the flinching I do at the conflation (2pts!) of “bodice rippers” and category romance, it gets better and better. Get a load of this:
Tips for writing in the Mills & Boon style
- characters should have unusual names
like ‘Slade’, ‘Blaze’, ‘Calliope’ and
‘Sergio’ (Yes, because nothing makes me giddy like a hero named Calliope)
- detail and description is extremely important (But they’re short books and this is a short contest so break out the adverbs, she said sarcastically.)
- love interests are often Princes, Earls, surgeons, pilots or thieves (Sing it with me now: “Princes, Earls and Thieves! But every night all the men would come around… and lay their money down” )
- giving a character amnesia is a useful narrative tool (for bugging the shit out of your reader.)
- the bachelor rogue always has a heart of gold, he just needs the right woman to tame him (if he can break free of the amnesia and remember who she is)
- the first kiss between the lead characters is perhaps the most important part of the book (after the amnesia affecting Slade, the Earl of Blaze, of course)
Oh, dear, oh dear. And to make matters extra more special with a side order of what-the-freaking-shitfuck, the contest announcement thoughtfully provides three cover samples at the bottom with classic M&B/ HQ: Presents title samples, like The Greek Tycoon’s Convenient Bride.
But the worst part is that I cannot get over one of the cover images at the bottom of the message. Now, I fully understand that the world is not tuned into US news at every moment, and my reaction is solely my reaction, but there is no way I could every buy a book with this image on the cover were it marketed in the US.
A baby in the arms of a firefighter in front of a giant blaze? NOT SEXY. NOT ROMANTIC. In fact, SCARY AS FUCKING HELL.
And if you’re like me, the image brings up a tragic memory. After the Oklahoma City bombing, one of the images that was circulated most often was of a firefighter carrying a 1 year old girl, Baylee Almon, from the wreckage of the building. The image won the Pulitzer Prize in 1996 and came to symbolize the victims of the attack. Baylee Almon died of her injuries. Bottom line: that’s not a romance cover. And if anything underscores the dance across the line of revolting that is played out every month by the titles and cover images of category romance, that’s it.










by SB Sarah • Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 06:31 AM
Gemma has compiled the ultimate list of reappearances of cover art from Harlequin and Mills & Boon. I would seriously love to get a look at their art book, because some of the covers that would seem dated at first glance can be reused some years later with little problem.
Gemma says,
One of my favourite sets is:
* Marshall, Paula - Hester Waring’s Marriage
* Rowell, Patricia Frances - A Scandalous Situation
* Ames, Laurel - Besieged
The hero has a freekin’ eyepatch on the cover of Besieged (as per the plot) which is not present on the other covers. Was the eyepatch in the original artwork and removed for the other books, or vice versa?!
I’m partial to the title of Pianka, Phyllis Taylor’s book The Tart Shoppe,
The #3 book in the Harlequin Regency line. But my favorite cover from Gemma’s astonishing collection? This one.
Two words: “Thundercats. Ho.”








by SB Sarah • Wednesday, March 26, 2008 at 04:37 AM
The list is up, for the RITA and Golden Heart. I’ll be honest, and I’m not sure if this is a reflection of me, of something else, or just the way it played out this year but I have not been near or even in the same room as some of the books nominated for a RITA. I’ve never heard of some of them.
But I am very pleased to see Elizabeth Hoyt, Anna Campbell (who is up against herself, heh heh, with the pair of her dueling against Julia Quinn) and Melissa Marr on the finalist slate. I’ve pasted the list below the fold.
2008 RITA for Best First Book Finalists
Dead Girls Are Easy by Terri Garey
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
Graffiti Girl by Kelly Parra
Simon & Schuster, MTV Books/Pocket
Prime Time by Hank Phillippi Ryan
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin NEXT AC
Prom Dates From Hell by Rosemary Clement-Moore
Random House Publishing, Delacorte Press
Silent in the Grave by Deanna Raybourn
Harlequin Enterprises, MIRA
Snow Angel by Jamie Carie
B&H Publishing Group, B&H Fiction
Thief With No Shadow by Emily Gee
BL Publishing, Solaris
Treasure by Helen Brenna
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Superromance
2008 RITA for Contemporary Series Romance Finalists
Always a Bridesmaid by Kristin Hardy
Harlequin Enterprises, Silhouette Special Edition
Fall From Grace by Kristi Gold
Harlequin Enterprises, Everlasting Love
Make-Believe Mom by Elaine Grant
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Superromance
Night Mischief by Nina Bruhns
Harlequin Enterprises, Silhouette Nocturne
Sleeping Partner by Kelly Hunter
Harlequin Enterprises, Sexy Sensation
Snowbound by Janice Johnson
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Superromance
The Mile High Club by Heidi Rice
Harlequin Enterprises, Mills and Boon Modern Extra
The Tycoon’s Princess Bride by Natasha Oakley
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Presents
2008 RITA for Contemporary Series Romance: Suspense/Adventure Finalists
High-Risk Affair by RaeAnne Thayne
Harlequin Enterprises, Silhouette Romantic Suspense
Midnight Prince by Dani Sinclair
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Intrigue
Sara’s Son by Tara Taylor Quinn
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Superromance
Stranded With A Spy by Merline Lovelace
Harlequin Enterprises, Silhouette Romantic Suspense
The Medusa Affair by Cindy Dees
Harlequin Enterprises, Silhouette Romantic Suspense
The Medusa Seduction by Cindy Dees
Harlequin Enterprises, Silhouette Romantic Suspense
Treasure by Helen Brenna
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Superromance
Untouched by Samantha Hunter
Harlequin Enterprises, Blaze Extreme
2008 RITA for Contemporary Single Title Romance Finalists
Blame It On Cupid by Jennifer Greene
Harlequin Enterprises, HQN
Catch of the Day by Kristan Higgins
Harlequin Enterprises, HQN
Coming Undone by Susan Andersen
Harlequin Enterprises, HQN
Sexiest Man Alive by Diana Holquist
Grand Central Publishing, Forever
She’s No Angel by Leslie Kelly
Harlequin Enterprises, HQN
Tangled Up In You by Rachel Gibson
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
Tempt Me Tonight by Toni Blake
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books, Red
The Sleeping Beauty Proposal by Sarah Strohmeyer
Penguin Group USA, Dutton
2008 RITA for Historical Romance Finalists
And Then He Kissed Her by Laura Lee Guhrke
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
Beloved Warrior by Patricia Potter
Penguin Group USA, Berkley Sensation
Lessons of Desire by Madeline Hunter
Bantam Dell Publishing Group,
Mine Till Midnight by Lisa Kleypas
St. Martin’s Press
Surrender to a Scoundrel by Julianne MacLean
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
Tempted Tigress by Jade Lee
Dorchester Publishing, Leisure Books
The Leopard Prince by Elizabeth Hoyt
Grand Central Publishing, Forever
The Perfect Kiss by Anne Gracie
Penguin Group USA, Berkley Sensation
2008 RITA for Inspirational Romance Finalists
A Touch of Grace by Linda Goodnight
Harlequin Enterprises, Steeple Hill Love Inspired
Autumn Blue by Karen Harter
Center Street
Pursuit of Justice by Pamela Tracy
Harlequin Enterprises, Steeple Hill Love Inspired Suspense
Rainbow’s End by Irene Hannon
Harlequin Enterprises, Steeple Hill Love Inspired
Ransomed Dreams by Amy Wallace
Random House Publishing, WaterBrook Multnomah
Splitting Harriet by Tamara Leigh
Random House Publishing, WaterBrook Multnomah
Taming Rafe by Susan May Warren
Tyndale House Publishers
When the Morning Comes by Cindy Woodsmall
Random House Publishing, WaterBrook Multnomah
2008 RITA for Novel with Strong Romantic Elements Finalists
A Gentle Rain by Deborah Smith
BelleBooks
High Noon by Nora Roberts
Penguin Group USA, Putnam
Learning to Breathe by Karen White
Penguin Group USA, NAL Accent
Odd Mom Out by Jane Porter
Grand Central Publishing, 5 Spot
See No Evil by Allison Brennan
Ballantine/Ivy
Silent in the Grave by Deanna Raybourn
Harlequin Enterprises, MIRA
Sugar Daddy by Lisa Kleypas
St. Martin’s Press
Thief With No Shadow by Emily Gee
BL Publishing, Solaris
2008 RITA for Paranormal Romance Finalists
Dead Girls Are Easy by Terri Garey
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
Demon’s Kiss by Maggie Shayne
Harlequin Enterprises, MIRA
Games of Command by Linnea Sinclair
Bantam Dell Publishing Group, Spectra
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Hot by Stephanie Rowe
Grand Central Publishing, Forever
Lover Revealed by J.R. Ward
Penguin Group USA, Signet, Onyx
Prince of Magic by Linda Winstead Jones
Penguin Group USA, Berkley Sensation
Raintree: Haunted by Linda Winstead Jones
Harlequin Enterprises, Silhouette Nocturne
Touch of Darkness by Christina Dodd
Penguin Group USA, NAL
2008 RITA for Regency Historical Romance Finalists
Blackthorne’s Bride by Shana Galen
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
Claiming the Courtesan by Anna Campbell
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
Lord of Scandal by Nicola Cornick
Harlequin Enterprises, HQN
The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever by Julia Quinn
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
Untouched by Anna Campbell
HarperCollins Publishers, Avon Books
2008 RITA for Romance Novella Finalists
“Angel and the Hellraiser” in Demon’s Delight by Vickie Taylor
Penguin Group USA, Berkley Sensation
“Born in My Heart” in Like Mother, Like Daughter by Jennifer Greene
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin NEXT
“Christmas Cravings” in Holiday with a Vampire by Maureen Child
Harlequin Enterprises, Silhouette Nocturne
“Christmas Day Family” in A Western Winter Wonderland by Cheryl St. John
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Historical
“Eternity in Death” in Dead of Night by Nora Roberts
Penguin Group USA, Putnam
“Fallen Angel” in A Western Winter Wonderland by Jenna Kernan
Harlequin Enterprises, Harlequin Historical
“Mischief and the Marquess” in Perfect Kisses by Sylvia Day
Kensington Publishing Corp., Brava
“On the Fringe” in Dead of Night by Mary Kay McComas
Penguin Group USA, Berkley Jove
2008 RITA for Romantic Suspense Finalists
Die for Me by Karen Rose
Grand Central Publishing, Vision
Ice Blue by Anne Stuart
Harlequin Enterprises
Ice Storm by Anne Stuart
Harlequin Enterprises
Prime Time by Hank Phillippi Ryan
Harlequin Enterprises
Speak No Evil by Allison Brennan
Ballantine/Ivy
Traceless by Debra Webb
St. Martin’s Press
White Heat by Cherry Adair
Ballantine/Ivy
2008 RITA for Young Adult Romance
Girl at Sea by Maureen Johnson
HarperCollins Publishers, HarperTeen
Graffiti Girl by Kelly Parra
Simon & Schuster, MTV Books/Pocket
Leaving Paradise by Simone Elkeles
Llewellyn Worldwide, Flux
Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr
HarperCollins Publishers, HarperTeen









by SB Sarah • Tuesday, March 25, 2008 at 06:08 PM
Here’s the upcoming schedule of voting. We’ll be holding the votes open from noon to midnight for each round from now until the finale. (Hello, again, South Korea! G’day, Australia! And you, too, New Zealand!)
Round 3: March 27-28 (Sweet Sixteen)
Round 4: March 29-20 (Elite 8)
Round 5: April 5 Final Four
Round 6: April 7 Championship
Don’t forget we have 2 tourneys going on. The first is the original DA BWAHA with the finalists (the author of the winning book and the owner of the winning bracket) getting mad props, big ups, a six-month subscription to Paperspine, books, feathers and a dirty locket or whatever she chooses from Lochers.com.
The Second Chance tourney was set up for the poor fools whose bracket was kicked out of competition early on. We are giving the second chance bracket winner some random prizes like books, both paper and audio on CD and - hooray! - from Bruce Wilder’s Turn the Page Bookstore, a $25.00 gift certificate for any book that TTP has in stock. Or they can order. Or they can whip one up really damn fast because he knows this author? Who writes like the wind? Yeah. Anyway. TTP is in the house.
Give it up for our sponsors:
Paperspine
Harlequin
Turn the Page Books
Thanks folks!






by SB Sarah • Tuesday, March 25, 2008 at 02:04 PM
From the “Someone Alert a Grant-Bestowing Organization STAT” department, we have Mary Behr’s art in progress that mixes CraigsList missed connection posts with vintage Harlequin covers:
In the form of stickers, these mash-ups are then reintroduced to the public by placement in a subway car, not incidentally the site of many of these “missed connections.
I love the Missed Connections section of CraigsList, to be honest. Some of them are beyond creepy, but every so often there’s reassurance that in a sea of people who don’t seem to notice they are surrounded by thousands of other people, sometimes, someone is watching, sees you, and wonders. In a non-creepy way.



by SB Sarah • Tuesday, March 25, 2008 at 07:57 AM
RWA RITA and Golden Heart finalist phone calls are going out - who’s getting one? I hear word that a certain critique partner of a published YA author next door is a GH finalist. So - what’s the news? Share share!
ETA: A few sites are keeping track as word gets out. Take your pick and keep hitting refresh.






by SB Sarah • Tuesday, March 25, 2008 at 04:20 AM
The last set of polls have closed. Results are as follows. See the updated standings at the Official DA BWAHA site.
Thanks to our sponsors, Paperspine & Harlequin.






by SB Sarah • Monday, March 24, 2008 at 09:11 AM
The last set of polls have closed. Results are as follows. See the updated standings at the Official DA BWAHA site.
Thanks to our sponsors, Paperspine & Harlequin.






by SB Sarah • Monday, March 24, 2008 at 07:08 AM
As of 1 April 2008, erotica publisher Dark Eden Press will close its doors.
In an email marked for forwarding and sent to the EPIC groups, owner Debra Durham announced that due to personal health reasons, her publishing house will be shutting down. Her email details the specific reasons why, and also outlines her plan of action for bringing her business to a close.
All of you deserve an owner who is going to be here, who is able to get the things done that need to be done. I don’t want my authors trying to figure out why I haven’t answered emails for a couple of days, or why royalties are late, or wondering when the things that need to be taken care of are going to get done, when the reality is that I will be too sick to do it.
I will spend the next two weeks preparing letters to release your book rights to you, doing March royalties, and closing the readers group. I will then begin shutting down all the DEP email addresses except for my own and forwarding all mail from that to my personal email address. By May 1st, I would hope all payments have cleared the bank, and on that date I will also close the author group.
Best wishes to Ms. Durham for a speedy and complete recovery.









by SB Sarah • Monday, March 24, 2008 at 06:07 AM
Courtesy of Barbara Ferrer, her local Barnes & Noble, and her camera phone, we have a picture that really may be worth a thousand words.
Which words? The ones you use when you defend the accusation that romance is “porn.”






by SB Sarah • Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 05:50 PM
The last set of polls have closed. Results are as follows. See the updated standings at the Official DA BWAHA site.
Thanks to our sponsors, Paperspine & Harlequin.









by SB Sarah • Sunday, March 23, 2008 at 11:01 AM
I had five minutes to read the funnies today - which is rare and also completely excellent - and today’s “Frazz” made me grin. I know a lot of writerly motivational sites have various running or driving analogies for the process of writing, from driving in total darkness with your low beams on to ultra marathon running.
Sometimes reading is like that for me - the running part. I try not to read while I’m driving. Sometimes I run shabbily as fast as I can just to get to the end because I just want to know what happens. Sometimes I set a slower pace and force myself not to go to fast because the pace heightens my reading enjoyment. And sometimes I have to walk down the stairs backwards when I’m done because the book is following me around for days afterward. What books are like that for you?










by SB Sarah • Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 10:10 AM
So your bracket didn’t work out the way you wanted? We are giving you a second chance.
We have a second chance pool available to you (and newcomers) starting with the winners of the first round and extending to the final round. The details will be up at Dear Author and Smart Bitches tomorrow. You’ll have two days to fill out the brackets before voting starts again on Monday.
Your slate is fresh without a strike or a win. Pick anew. Prizes to be announced but you’ll definitely get the “mad props” and “big ups.”
Click here to see the 2nd chance pool site and here to enter your picks.






by SB Sarah • Saturday, March 22, 2008 at 09:55 AM
The last set of polls have closed. Results are as follows. See the updated standings at the Official DA BWAHA site.
Thanks to our sponsors, Paperspine & Harlequin.







by SB Sarah • Friday, March 21, 2008 at 05:24 PM
The last set of polls have closed. Results are as follows. See the updated standings at the Official DA BWAHA site.
Thanks to our sponsors, Paperspine & Harlequin.