Inspired by Longmire:
Yes, this is what happens when a computer geek gets the day off and she decides she doesn’t want to sweep the floors juuuuust yet. Sorry the guy looks like he has eczema on his torso, but damn, that Clone Stamp is tricky to maneuver when there’s so little clean bare skin I can sample. Think of it as a consequence of being stuck in a nasty dungeon for God knows how long. That way the heroine can rub Lubriderm all over him after he’s rescued.
Mmmmmm, Lubriderm....
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OTOH, I can’t tell whether she’d deliberately trying to make Beaufort Books look skanky with the OJ Simpson reference, or whether the circumstances under which the book was eventually published are well enough known that she wouldn’t need to clarify.…
From Flag on the Play
RfP, I agree that it doesn’t sound to me like she’s saying ‘all romances are mediocre’, she’s saying ‘this book is mediocre’. She even talks about a dynamic where a woman needs to be put in their places by a…
From Flag on the Play
I can’t believe I’m thinking of finding this. I read this when I was in junior high and loved it. I have a big place in my heart for the secret baby.
It’s not what he’s grasping that has me wondering; it’s what’s the matter with his hand. Is he the victim of medical experiments that grafted two hands into one, with a special deformity of his index finger? Oh, the poor,…
This sounds like she knows there’s a difference between bodice ripper and romance.
a second-rate bodice ripper or, rather, a second-rate bodice ripper-style romance (it doesn’t really have sex scenes)
She does qualify that it’s a second-rate one. It’s not…
From Flag on the Play
