Erotic Link-o-Lation

Colette Gale gave me a heads up (HA!) about her appearance at the In the Flesh Erotic Reading Series with Jane Lockwood (HA!). Seems they’ll be reading excerpts from their erotic novels Thursday night along with several other acclaimed erotica writers at the Happy Ending Lounge (HA!) on Broome Street in Manhattan. Book giveaways, ahoy. And folks reading about dirty doings with naughty parts. Man, if it weren’t six years out of my life to get in and out of Manhattan from Jersey, I’d totally go.

But instead, I’ll sit around and check out the kid’s meal toys from Sonic. Seems my friend DB’s wee children went there for dinner recently, and her son’s kid meal toy caused quite a ruckus – see for yourself. That bad boy (HA!) lights up!

Now I know it’s most likely supposed to be one of the phalanges, but come on (HA!). That’s not at all what it looks like. I wonder if they vibrate?

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  1. plainjane says:

    Wow….talk about a bad idea in the marketing department.  But I think that in the group picture of toys , the one in the bottom left corner is a little more disturbing.  Talk about a bone!!

  2. I can see why you grouped the Flesh Erotic Reading Series with this (twisted) toy!!!

  3. Jackie says:

    I’ll be there! Can’t wait to hear Colette in action.

    (Earlier this year, I did a reading for the In the Flesh series. That was a lot of fun…even with my mom in the audience. Heh.)

  4. Victoria Janssen says:

    What is even funnier?  The Happy Ending Lounge got its name because the building used to be a Chinese restaurant.  It was really called that.  The old sign is still there.

    It’s a smallish space, though—go early if you want a seat.

  5. Hey, Jackie, I’ll be there too! 😉

    Too bad you won’t make it, SBSarah…would love to be slamming back a martini while Jane reads about buttsecks.

  6. lisabea says:

    So close, and yet, so far away. Damn, it sounds fun.

  7. sara says:

    Happy Ending used to be a massage parlor – the lower level still has shower rooms where you can have a drink (they took out the pipes). It’s groovy.

  8. Wry Hag says:

    Shit.  Just another reason I’ve wanted to live in NYC since I was in high school. 

    An erotic reading around here would have to be done in a local bar and would probably garner the author a kind of attention she hadn’t anticipated.

    But, hey, pool tables aren’t only good for shooting pool…right?

  9. Thanks for the link to my reading series In The Flesh! Also, general shoutout to Smart Bitches readers – I’m always looking for writers of erotica/erotic romance (or a sex scene from a romance novel, I’m pretty open on that score cause I like to mix it up) to read on the 3rd Thursdays (no pay except free candy and cupcakes), so you can contact me at rachelkramerbussel at gmail.com – I’m booking December and onwards.

    AND…the first 50 people to show up tomorrow will get a FREE copy of Colette Gale’s first novel Unmasqued. I’m so thrilled with that (and that was all Colette’s doing).

  10. smartmensab-tcj says:

    My. Goddess.

    I’m picturing the meeting at Sonic HQ when they start getting complaints from parents…

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