Today is Sarah’s birthday. Rejoice, O Internetlandia!
So, the first time I wished her Happy Birthday on this site, I told her she was my favorite Hebe.
The second time, I inundated her with animated GIFs of birthday cakes. Also, a dancing Elvis.
This year, I wanted to do something REALLY special. Something that showed her how much I appreciated all that she’s done for the website, and what a stellar partner-in-crime she is.
So I decided to Photoshop really stupid catchphrases on romance novel covers as a website birthday gift.
Happy birthday, Sarah, and hope you enjoy the LOLHUNKS.
And a few Really Not Work Safe selections below the fold, folks:
Those of you who feel like firing up the ole Photoshop and creating a LOLHUNK tribute to Sarah today, please feel free to do so and post the results in the comments. Terrible poetry parodies and profane greetings are, as always, very welcome.
Sarah, you’re the bestest, and may your birthday be as awesome as you are.
damn I just choked on my pepsi – they are very good.
Happy birthday Sarah – hope it’s a fabulous one with lots of sex and cake.
whoo! happy birthday Sarah! Has any girl ever had a better present?!
Thanks Candy, that woke me up like awesome.
Happy birthday, Sarah!!
Oh my my my my my
Happy Birthday!
Awesome! Happy birthday Sarah!
I just scared my toddler by bursting into laughter.
Happy birthday Sarah!
Can I just say how much I love this site? I work in academia and don’t have time to read stuff like romance novels, in the same sense that I don’t watch many schlocky entertainment news magazines, (most) reality shows, or talk shows… It’s not that I don’t appreciate these things, and I certainly don’t look down on anybody who consumes them. Far from it…
So, like Talk Soup and The Best Week Ever, this site gives me the scoop on the best of the bad with a helping of witty, hilarious commentary. I don’t have time to wade through the actual material, and I don’t think I’m nearly as witty as you ladies anyway… so this site is a real time-saver and an inspiration.
Happy b-day SB Sarah! Wishing that hubby will take Freebird to the park so you can take a nap.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARAH!!!!
And to both of you…thanks for making a year in Iraq go by so much radder, snarkier and hilariouser than I ever could have imagined!!!!
Oh my gosh, I am crying I’m laughing so hard. Good thing I didn’t put on mascara this morning. Thank you, Candy! You rock way too hard.
And man, LOLHunks. I don’t think I can handle it. It’s just too much awesome in one place.
Happy Birthday Sarah!
The “Shhh…I think it’s talking” really got me.
And a birthday without mention of “surprise buttsecks!” is like a day without sunshine!
Nothing says happy birthday like Surprise! Buttsecks.
Many happy returns Sarah!
Oh my eyes!!!
I am very afraid of “Aha! It goes there”‘s package. It looks like he’s smuggling a small alien that might jump out and attach itself to buddy’s face. Err… that didn’t sound quite right!
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
Verification Word: getting67. Hope you’re getting some for your b-day!
LOLHunks = instant classic. What a birthday gift! Many happy returns, Sarah!
Who can compete with “titty has flavor” ??
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
Happy Birthday, Sarah!! I hope it’s a great one!
Happy Birthday, Oh Sarah of the well-spelled name! Hope you have many more and that your birthday is inundated with man-titty of the eminently edible variety!
Have an awesome birthday SB Sarah, and may the packages you open be far less disturbing than Victor Volleyballs there.
Thanks Candy, the best presents are ones we get to share!
On a side note – are you still gay when the man has that much booby? (I heard this in my head in the Alanis version). Here’s the link, in case you have been living in the invisible whorehouse for a fe months.
Happy Birthday Sarah – I hope your birthday is smart-bitchin-fabulous!
Happy birthday Sarah!
It was the NOM NOM NOM that did me in.
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
LOL hunks make any day start out on the right note, don’t they…
I was keeping it together pretty well until the “this is relevant to my interests” guy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARAH!!!
And thank god I have an eyewash station at work…
Many happy returns to Smart Bitch Sarah!
And “Rapes Tiem Now Pleez” had me choking on my cold refreshing beverage. *bookmarks*
Happy birthday! May there be titty-shaped cake and sparklers!
Happy Birthday Sarah!
And may you have lots of surprise whatevers that you like!
(I’m going back to review a few myself 🙂 )
So many gifts, only one explicit mention of buttsecks. I think Candy is mellowing with age.
Come on, Bitches. More buttsecks. You know that’s what we are here for. 🙂
P.S. Happy b-day, SB Sarah. Many happy returns—may you be older than the Ten Commandments someday. 🙂
Happy birthday, SB Sarah! I’m sure The Hoff is thinking of you!
“Surprise! Buttsecks” frightens me. I’ll have to look at it later on a better monitor, because all I can see are glowing kitty eyes and a disembodied Barbie doll arm. And feathers? My gawd.
As for “Shhh… I think it’s talking”… What got cropped out of that picture? The only way I can figure that position with all that rapturous enjoyment going on is if there’s another person involved down below. And maybe a goat.
Bonne fête Sarah la garce fûtée!!
Happiest of Birthdays Sarah! Hope you have a wonderful day.
And thanks to Candy for sharing Sarah’s gift with the rest of us Bitches.
But now I have one question. What flavor is man titty?
Happy Birthday SB Sarah!
Happy Birthday Sarah! Many returns of the day to one of the smartest bitches around.
What better present than LOL Hunks than maybe getting a well deserved nap and some ice cream?
SandyO: tastes like chicken
Kerry: A goat? lol. i was doing pretty good until i read that one.
SBSarah – Meny Hapy Returns – I’d give you an embroidered pillow, if I had one. 🙂
My favorite is the “Shh, I think it’s talking” one! lol
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
On the day that you were born,
The angels got together and decided to create a bitch so smart
That they sprinkled snarkness in her brains
and sarcasm on all her girly parts….
…
Wishing you many, many more years filled with mantitty and laughter.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
May this day be your best birthday ever! And I think these LOLhunk pictures are an awesome start. I’m liking the visible and invisible whorehouses.
Thank you thank you thank you!
I am STILL laughing at “My Herpes: let me show you them.”
Many happy returns of the day, Sarah!
Happy birthday, petite salope Sarah!
The smirk on Mr. “Relevant to my interests” gets me every time.
For your birthday, I give you the CAKESECKS!
(Only the finest Not-Safe-for-Work confection would do for a SB birthday.)
Snerk. My word is “growing56.” My word, indeed!