Oh man, I never liked flan...but this takes it to whole new level.
Bleh.
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by SB Sarah • Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 09:26 AM
New reader Ally wrote in with a fantasy request - that’s a request for a fantasy novel, y’all. Don’t get all excited.
Rugged, somewhat unkempt night errant finds himself inside a walled city in the guardianship of a pair of nubile young princesses. The scene I remember most vividly (for some stupid reason) is when he gives them swimming lessons--they don’t know how, being Sheltered Princesses--and he is rather aroused by the sight of them in wet clothes. Ahem. At the end, something attacks the walled city, and a whole bunch of gods swoop in to save the city and talk to our hero about--something. I can’t remember. I think he gets to marry one of the princesses, despite being, like, 40. At least that’s what I sort of remember.
Hot swimming lessons with rugged older man? Yowza!
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