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New reader Ally wrote in with a fantasy request - that’s a request for a fantasy novel, y’all. Don’t get all excited.

Rugged, somewhat unkempt night errant finds himself inside a walled city in the guardianship of a pair of nubile young princesses. The scene I remember most vividly (for some stupid reason) is when he gives them swimming lessons—they don’t know how, being Sheltered Princesses—and he is rather aroused by the sight of them in wet clothes. Ahem. At the end, something attacks the walled city, and a whole bunch of gods swoop in to save the city and talk to our hero about—something. I can’t remember. I think he gets to marry one of the princesses, despite being, like, 40. At least that’s what I sort of remember.

Hot swimming lessons with rugged older man? Yowza!

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