Members of the Romantic Novelists’ Association have voted Johnny Depp as the Number One Perfect Romantic Hero in a poll to mark Valentine’s Day. According to these authors, a romantic hero should be gorgeous, deliciously sexy, intensely masculine and have a commanding presence.
‘We should be qualified to judge,’ one writer commented. ‘After all, we create these heroes on paper every day.’
The top ten male celebrities voted the Perfect Romantic Hero were:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Daniel Craig
3. Sean Bean
4. Richard Armitage
5. Hugh Jackman
6. Colin Firth
7. Alan Rickman
8. Pierce Brosnan
9. George Clooney
10. David Tennant
A second poll, taken by members of the RNA bravely admitting to being ‘over a certain age’, voted for male celebrities over fifty who’ve ‘still got it’. Remarkable for his appearance on both polls, Pierce Brosnan took the crown for the over fifties by a huge margin.
The top ten Over-Fifty Perfect Romantic Heroes were:
1. Pierce Brosnan
2. Harrison Ford
3. Ranulph Fiennes
4. Bill Nighy
5. Liam Neeson
6. Sam Neill
7. Sean Connery
8. Peter O’Toole
9. Clint Eastwood
10. Omar Sharif
Candy: I
<3 Johnny Depp as much as the next girl. I mean, I've had a hard-on for him for over 20 years. But "intensely masculine"? Dude, part of the reason why he's so hot is because he flirts heavily with androgyny and masculine stereotypes.
And yeah, most of these guys seem to be "sensitive character actor" types. Were they specifically looking at actors?
Hot non-white actors:
Andy Lau (bitch, you knew this was coming)
Takeshi Kaneshiro (you knew this was coming, too)
Chow Yuen Fat
Jet Li
Denzel Washington (who in their right mind doesn't think he's hot?)
Omar Epps
Lawrence Fishburne (he's really not my physical type--too big and burly--but something about his physicality is tres sexy)
Tyrese (I haven't seen him in any good movies, really, but for sheer eye candy…. Goddamn.)
Also: if Morgan Freeman weren't old enough to be my grandfather, I'd totally hit it. Hard.
Sarah: I see you on Omar Epps, and totally knew Andy Lau was coming (hur) even though his spangly silver pants scare me a little.
I raise you (hur hur):
Alejandro Sanz (hot guitarist)
Javier Bardem
Alejandro Fernández
And hell, if we’re talking Of a Certain Age, Clint Eastwood is fine.
And the reason Depp is hot is exactly as you say: he preserves his masculinity while playing with lithe androgyny.
Heck, let’s not limit it to guys - what about heroines? There are some truly heroic and stunning women out there, too.
Candy: Katee Sackhoff
Laura Prepon
Emma Thompson
Helena Bonham-Carter
Hmmm. Not too many other names are coming to mind, because most actresses are thin to the point of looking wasted, which isn’t attractive to me. I tend to like my girls a bit more muscular. (Bonham-Carter is scary-thin, except she’s incredibly talented and has this mild edge of HOLYSHITCRAZY, which is hot. It’s the same thing with PJ Harvey.)
Sarah: I could stare at Keira Knightley, except I wish that she didn’t disappear when she turns sideways. It’s a shame, that part.
And dude. Catherine Deneuve must be the proof of alien life the Scientologists have been looking for, because she’s so ineffably stunning. Gives me hope that I may age 1/1000th as gracefully.
So who is your hero or heroine of choice? Pics, links, bring ‘em on!




