This is probably the best. personal. ad. EVER.
Sorry to go all Simpsons Comic Book Guy on you, but the occasion called for it.
While I was reading this and chortling with glee (“if you were dating me, I would kick danger’s ass”), I couldn’t help thinking: man, I imagine a lot of the more brutish alpha heroes would sound kind of like this guy. Like, if Linda Howard’s heroes were gym monkeys instead of hyperkinetic cops….
Now here’s a question: that last reference with the tents. Has this sensitive bundle of testosterone read “The Red Tent” by Anita Diamant? Is he my dream hero, the thick and manly megastud concealing a sensitive, intelligent soul?
Has he read The Red Tent? Shit, I haven’t read it. All I know is: This guy will perform my work out for me. And kick danger’s ass! What more could a sane woman possibly need?
I know the guy who posted this ad very well, he has been posting these ads for years.
All the ads are located at his site:
http://www.bigsuperwinner.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&id=39&Itemid=62