Someone forced me to listen to Stephanie Meyers reading the “Books on Tape” version of Twilight.
My ears burned. Burned, I tell you. It especially didn’t help that someone gave me a description of how Stephanie Meyers envisions…
Suppose you have no weekend plans. Usually this is me - I plan little, but this weekend we have many an appointment which means Freebird will be feeling puny and we’ll end up cancelling everything.
But lucky for me, and for you if you have no plans or a toddler or both, there’s Something To Do!
“What’s that?” I can hear you asking your monitor aloud. You’re on the edge of your seat? What possible item could be so grand that Smart Bitches would not only talk about but also offer it for download?
Why, it’s a paper airplane of David Hasselhoff’s head, of course.
No really. We’re not kidding. (*right click to download*)
How could it be anything else? Thanks to Stephanie Gayle, a Hofftastic paper airplane, designed to promote his Hoffobiography™ (Candy thought that up) can be yours, all yours, the preciousssss.
Just think of the possibilities. You can download it now, print it out, and fly it around your office on a Friday afternoon. You can bring it home and fly it all weekend, amusing your friends and family with your Hoff-flying skillz.
In fact, if you have a picture of yourself flying your little Hoff this weekend, send it our way via email ( or )with your screen name and a caption. Hofftastic airplanes and Smart Bitches, after all, are world wide and unspeakably awesome.