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Thanks to the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, Texans can have their sex toys back. Hooray!

So - a Smart Bitch Contest ahoy! Name that Texas Vibrator! (Doesn’t that sound almost like a Harlequin Presents title?)

Post your entry in the comments. Vote for your favorite, again, in the comments.

Winner shall receive: An Actual Vibrator!

Thanks to Teddy Pig, I have hidden in my china cabinet (no, that’s not a euphemism) a genuine, bonafide adorably pink Hello Kitty “personal massager.”

Whosoever posts the best name for a Texas Vibrator as voted on by the Bitchery shall win their very own “personal massager” - and you can interpret the terms “Texas” and “Vibrator” however you want. If you mention biscuit-lovin’ cowboys, more power to you - hmmmm hah!

I will ship just about anywhere, except the Mir space station (sorry, floating folks), so get creative, no matter where you’re located. Entries and voting begin now, and comments and voting will close tomorrow at 8am Eastern time.

Ready, set, go!

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