Onpseudonymsandcostumes

by Candy • Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 08:32 AM

New author starting out? Publishers screwed you over yet again in terms of publicity? Have to get your name out there somehow, some way? Us Smart Bitches are here to tell you: nothing helps author visibility like an eye-catching pseudonym and an even more eye-catching costume for an author signing. And being the helpful, thoughtful bitches that we are, we've done allllll the grunt work for you and have come up with the following pseudonym and costume generator. No, no, it's no trouble at all; we do this for the love, baby. A dedication in your next NYT-bestselling novel is renumeration enough. Really.

Your name should be:

And your faaaaabulous costume for author signings should be:

Picture of {name}
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