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HotCakeWeekend

by SB Sarah Friday, September 12, 2008 at 05:17 AM

This weekend we are all about cake at my house - someone small and mighty is having a birthday ("OMG HAS IT BEEN A YEAR WTF UNDERNEATH THAT ALSO BBQ” is what the cake should say but alas, cooler heads prevailed). Too bad this cake isn’t available in13 more years, because everyone knows, the traditional 14th birthday is the Man Titty Birthday.

Or the “unbutton my fly” birthday.

Or the “future Ellora’s Cave cover” birthday.

SmartBitchesLoveCake,andOurReaders

by SB Sarah Monday, September 29, 2008 at 01:44 AM

Once upon a time, Candy wrote a review for Shayla Black’s Decadent which has since become one of the most linked-to portions of the site, and was the nadir of a little-known gem of internet delight known as “LOLPorn.” Seriously, people link to that entry with astonishing regularity.

I don’t know if we’ve ever really expounded on our deep love for the folks who read this site, but damn hell and howdy do we love y’all. When we hold contests with other folks, invariably they’ll write, “You have the best readers, OMG.” It’s true. You guys are freaking awesome. Why? Because of shit like this that is so funny I wheezed and Hubby came running to make sure I wasn’t going into anaphylaxis.

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