Thank you for reassuring my marbles. However, you’ve inflated my ego so that now I think I may have some speck of intelligence after all - congratulations, you’ve created a monster ;-) My myopia is suddenly not so bad…
…From We've Got More Legs
Convention attendee: There’s a full moon tonight for the vampire ball!
Convention attendee to Mr. Romance contestant: Will you kiss my picture with lipstick?
Convention attendee dressed as fanged fairy: Oh yeah, I got my teeth at the RT shop.Same place I got my mask for the ball.
Convention attendee: Don’t drink that.You don’t know where it’s been.
Mr. Romance contestant #1: I’m a model and dancer.
Mr. Romance contestant #3: I’m a model.
Mr. Romance contestant #2 Jimmy Gaskin: I analyze engineering data for an energy company trying to locate new sources.
Sarah: Cool.