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You stumble across a new post from Candy on Smart Bitches. Marvelling at her impeccable grammar and foul-mouthed erudition, you suddenly realize this is a post about Fighting Fantasy gamebooks. What do you say to yourself?
You don’t know Fighting Fantasy novels? What about Choose Your Own Adventure books? Surely you know what THOSE are, right? Fine, so your childhood wasn’t as dorktastic as mine was. Here’s the Wikipedia article on Fighting Fantasy novels.
Now go check out this link, in which a very funny guy has Photoshopped some hilarious new titles on the books.
OK, so you didn’t necessarily need to know about Fighting Fantasy books to appreciate the comedy, but goddammit, it helps.
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You are compelled by Candy to check out the new titles Chris Bird of mightygodking.com has Photoshopped on the covers of old Fighting Fantasy novels. In between gasping for breath and mopping off the beverage you’ve sprayed on the keyboard, you realize you owned many of these books as a kid, even if you can’t remember what they’re about any more, and you spend the rest of the day on eBay, seeing if you can snag a few cheap copies to re-read.

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Hmm, I hope this comment is going in the right place. I wanna vote for “in ma pants”
From Votz For LOL Handz!
The Amazon thing pisses me off the most. Really most of the time I really don’t think they’re paying attention. Too busy buying rare Harry Potter books and pimping it for all it’s worth.
This man also wrote a book explaining how the Crusades were totally a defensive action taken to prevent an Islamic takeover of Europe.
I’m sure Charles Martel would have a few choice words for this moron.
I want to marry that library and have it’s babies.
Sorry if you already know this, but there are 2 or 3 enormous Jewel of Medina threads in the Smart Bitches archives which address this question. They are enormous, but there are some really interesting, thoughtful points made on both…
