The first place winner of the Henley Bodice Prize is AnimeJune for her entry:
Lady Eleanor Wadsworth-Pennington had always thought she’d understood her mother when she said, “Beware the rakes, they cause only pain and misery!” until she finally stepped on one and the stout wooden handle swooped up and smacked her on the face, breaking her nose and causing her to curse the lazy but irrepressible gardener Louis in a most unladylike manner.
The second place winner of the Henley Bodice Prize is Carrie Lofty, for her entry:
Thrusting and thrusting again into the gasping blonde groupie sprawled across a hot pink Naugahyde loveseat, Leo “Nasty” Houston’s member was like a hard-working mole digging its winter shelter: its snout slick and hairless, blind to all but its instinctual purpose, and intensely fond of warm, dark, welcoming warrens.
And third place goes to Elizabeth Wadsworth, for her entry:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any single Vampire Lord newly arrived from Transylvania with a wad of cash and several wooden boxes of dubious function, must be in want not only of prime London real estate but several nubile females upon whom to slake his insatiable bloodlust.
me, please, with your contact info to claim your prizes - thanks!
by SB Sarah • Thursday, August 21, 2008 at 11:48 AM
If you get your books digital…
Gimme an E or I’ll…
OK, clearly my cold-medicine addled brain is not going to come up with something clever, but a recent kerfuffle online has revealed a rather interesting facet of the eBook revolution: once a devoted, glomming reader (such as myself) is introduced to the power and ease of the eBook, going back to paper is not as satisfactory.
It’s true. I know there are some die-hard paper-lovin’ folks out there, and I’m not knocking your preference, but I know that once I got hooked on having the Kindle-Ade with me all the time, with unlimited books at my fingertips, to say nothing of the wirelessly connected bookstore, carrying around a paper book seems so… heavy. And limiting.
Seems I’m not the only one who got herself hooked on the savvy, sexy ease of the e and wants more more more: Chris Meadows at the Teleread blog gives a synopsis of a kerfuffle at Tor‘s site/blog. Tor hyped the launch of their upcoming site with free ebooks. Oh, delicious free ebooks, how I love thee.
Trouble is, when Tor launched their new site, there weren’t ebooks for sale. Some are available for the Kindle, but not all. The free books Tor had offered were often the first of a series, and there were a few vocal readers who were upset because they’d had a gulp of the sexy, sultry beverage that is ebooks, and they wanted to read the rest of the series in digital form. Tor doesn’t have much in the way of ebook offerings for those series, and folks are much disgruntled. Meadows’ gripe with Tor rests partially on frustration with Tor’s decision to pimp the ebooks without having the follow up novels ready in digital form, and partially on his personal frustration with Tor’s response to the online complaints.
It looks like Tor generated a heaping pile of interest in its ebooks, and at present isn’t able to fulfill the demand of that interest. Tor gave away ebooks to generate interest in their site and while plenty of the comments at that thread are thankful and giddy over the new books and new authors and new reading material oh glee, plenty more are not as into the idea of a new site as they are into the idea of the next book in the series in digital form… which isn’t necessarily available. So customers who sampled the series and are content with paper are happy. Customers who sampled the series and are curious about the publisher’s blog-format website are happy. But customers who sampled a series as an ebook and want to continue reading digitally are not happy. Commence comment flaming, general use of exclamation points and italics, requests that folks get thicker skin, and rogue flouncing.
Kerfuffle aside, I’m curious as to whether it’s a relatively small phenomenon, this cracktastic element to the ebook. Have you made the switch? Do you want all publishers to issue ebooks (oh, behold the wisdom of the Harlequin. Tor, seriously, take a look at the Harlequin. Take a goooood loooooong digital look. All books digital = MAJOR YUM of AWESOME SAUCE. Srsly.) and are they your preferred media for reading material?
by SB Sarah • Thursday, August 21, 2008 at 03:17 AM
Tina sent me this column from MSN about the grammatical debate of “bad v. badly” and I just want to say, in utter truthfulness, I don’t just feel bad, or badly. I feel like crap. My personal feverishness aside, I also have to admit: I love that the internet makes room in publications for columns that explore the most nitliest of nitpicky grammar questions, because that stuff just fires up my brain in a good way (as opposed to the bad way I’ve got going on right now).
This link is as much a note to self as it is a link for y’all. I need a better cover for the Kindle, and M-Edge’s Leisure Jacket for the Amazon Kindle is pretty spiffy, except for the title. Leisure Jacket?! It’s a Kindle Condom! Seriously, who named that? Someone with no sense of humor? Yeah, baby, you wanna play with my Kindle? Let me slip it out of its leisure jacket....
If you’re looking to try a writing contest, or think you have the Harlequin/Mills & Boon Modern Heat style, there’s a Feel the Heat Writing Competition going on now through 15 September. Winner gets the services of an editor for a year (which begs the question: does the editor come over and do laundry, or are we talking writing-only services? Because I’ve met some rather stylish editors, and if they’d like to go shopping with me and give me wardrobe tips, I’m so down with that).
Thank you to the legions of people who immediately emailed me that all of us can now Join HoffSpace, The Hoff’s new social network hosted at his web site. I’m completely transfixed by the exclamation point at the end of the following: “This is the official David Hasselhoff Social Network. Let’s socialize!” (Yes, of course I have signed up. I am member 13,733 of his network. That means there are 13, 732 people who are cooler -and faster- than me).
I’ve had this article open on my desktop for weeks now, and keep forgetting to link to it: foreign graphic novels like Monsieur Jean are well-received in the US. I admit to being clueless about all things graphic, from novels to manga, but yet again, there’s that interesting bit of info: Yaoi, which is gay romance manga, is very popular among American women readers. Iiiinteresting.
Did you know that Portia Da Costa wrote Dr. Who’s Eighth Doctor as the hero of her book The Stranger?Take a look at what Behind the Sofa has to say. That’s one more way to sneak those who aren’t familiar with the genre into its tender, addictive clutches. Mwwwahahahaha.
Online book store and literacy charity Better World Books is part bookstore, part literacy fundraiser, and part social networking matchmaker. Dr. Laura of the Professors Brilliant sent me a link to this video, where two books are looking for their soul mates.
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it. To find out more, read all about us or check out our minty-fresh and funkadelic FAQ section.
http://twitpic.com/97l3 I am commenting and being filmed making 7000 typos. Agh! - 9 hours, 18 minutes
Oh, YUCK, I HATED that book. Just hated it. But I still love the Little House books. Just goes to illustrate how different people’s tastes are, I guess.
You are seriously the first person I’ve ever seen critisize Tam…