CoronationceremonyforRobin

by Candy Friday, February 24, 2006 at 07:48 PM

All hail Robin for correctly guessing the answer to this week’s Lonely Heart contest! Now, kneel, Robin (though I’d be wary of bending over, if I were you), for we now dub thee:

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What’salittlebraindamagebetweenlovers?

by Candy Friday, February 24, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Today’s personal ad contest is somewhat inspired by our recent amnesia romance synopsis contest. You know the score: The first person to give us the correct title, author and heroine’s name will find yourselves the proud bearer of a Smart Bitch aristocratic title--a prospect that would make anyone pee in their pantaloons, to be sure.

Love-Addled Fool
Tall, feisty, republican blonde chick with even taller, feistier, republican-ier brothers seeks big, robust man who can keep up with her but not boss her around. Mild retardation resulting from a kick in the head from a horse OK, but if you’re a redcoat...well, I’ll still totally hump you in the hayloft, but our love will be doomed, DOOMED, I tell you. Love of violin music a definite plus.

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AnnouncingtheWHA?QueryLetterContestWinner!

by SB Sarah Friday, February 24, 2006 at 08:25 AM

The votes have been tallied, and wow, there were a LOT of votes! After consulting with the accounting firm of Microsoft Notepad, where I keep our voting tally, Candy and I are pleased to announce that the winner of the WHA? Query Letter Contest is.... Entry #7: Frozen in Time!

Not many people could resist the allure of a freak curling accident! Comments were as funny as the entry itself:

“It made tears of laughter run down my eyes. Sweedish beach volley ball team? I love the opening query sentence, so modest.”

“Must vote for #7.  Coca-Cola as a dis-inhibitor cracks me up. Politics, religion and sports, all in one query.  What more can an imprint ask for?”

“I can’t resist the Stockholm Syndrome pun at the end.”

Frozen in Time was neck-and-neck with #4: Blank on the Bayou, from the “Who the Hell are Those Triplets?” series. The voting was seriously close and our accounting firm went back and checked the tally twice to make sure we counted correctly. This submission was a big favorite with the readers:

“Who The Hell Are Those Triplets?  Sexy bad French and dirt?  Yeah, it’s a winner.”

“XWHY Chromosome disease… HA!”

“I just cannot resist foursomes, mystery triplets, dirt-eating orgies, and dead momma vows. Throw in some sweet blues and naughty voodoo, and you all have just fulfilled all of my dreams.”

But congratulations and awards go to the writer of Frozen in Time, Jeri Smith-Ready! - and now that I’ve recovered my memory, I can announce our prizes!

The fabulous author will receive a $10 Gift Certificate to Amazon.com, a Smart Bitch Title™, and—get ready for some serious envy—MY COPY of the book that started off my amnesia, Who’s the Daddy by Judy Christenberry.

Are you excited? Did you fall off your chair?

Don’t hit your head!

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NudgeNudge

by SB Sarah Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 05:46 AM

Don’t forget (HA! I KILL ME!) - tonight at midnight PST is the deadline for voting in the, um, whatddaycallit… oh yeah. The Smart Bitch Publishing WHA? Query Letter Contest!

We have a bootyload of votes, and I’ll give you a hint - two of the entries are neck and neck. So vote early, vote often, and vote now! Email AND your vote before midnight tonight. The winner and prizes will be announced tomorrow. 

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SmartBitchInterviewwithLauraKinsale

by SB Sarah Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 06:17 PM

Here at the Smart Bitchery, I have a surprise for Smart Bitch Candy - she doesn’t know I’m posting this, so this entry is part interview-with-wicked-cool-author, and part “Can Sarah hear Candy squee from Portland to New York?”

We are most pleased to present an interview with one of our favorite romance authors, Laura Kinsale, who was kind enough to answer our questions on craft, hedgehogs, and Google’s Library project.

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