Enough teasing. We’re ridiculously amused by our cover, and it’s about time we showed it to you, so, you ready?
It’s a work of art, a book cover… well, really it’s visual game we call Find the Hidden Phalli with your hosts, Sarah, Candy, and Touchstone/Fireside.
The cover of the Smart Bitch Book, Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance, due out 14 April 2009, isn’t at Amazon yet (sorry folks) so this (and our email inbox) is the only place you can find it, and a few other hidden images.
But wait, there’s more!
Whether it’s librarians:
or Marines:
Drill teams rock.
[Thanks to Nana for the link.]
A little tease here and there never hurt anyone, right?
Behold, another piece of our cover:
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
I completely agree with you Sarah . A friend shouldn’t use another friend’s connection to get a publication contract. To me that is just wrong.
I know telling the truth to your friend about her writing might hurt,…
Wow, you’re good at this. Dear Smart Bitch. I love it!
I’d add that this woman should advise her friend to find and join an RWA chapter. She’ll get a big dose o’ reality if she runs into…
That’s funny, I just passed by one of those posters an hour ago and commented to my sister that they are so strange looking.
In regards to Kristen Stewart, they had to do something about her chronic case…
From Creepy Stupid
The last time I had a mullet I was nine...of course, we called it a “shag” back then, which in retrospect, sounds rather pervy in an Austin Powers kind of way.
Elizabeth Wadsworth, long live Farrah! I had a…
From Mullet Passions.
Mr. Kamp’s appears to be furious, yet heartwrenchingly saddened, by a stain on the front of his shirt.
“This logo tee....*sniff*...it was a gift from my first stylist. Oh, the foul presumption of that errant glob of honey…
From Nathan's Bukkit
