



by Candy • Friday, November 11, 2005 at 05:26 PM
Congratulations to SamG, the latest inductee into our Hall of Impeccably Tasteful Aristocratic Titles. Kneel, Sam. No, really, kneel. There’s something you gotta do to the sword. The fleshy sword. For, behold your title:
Go forth, and do your name proud, Sam! And congratulations again on providing the correct answer for today’s challenge.
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by Candy • Friday, November 11, 2005 at 01:51 PM
You know the routine:
Title + Author’s Name + Name of Hero = Smart Bitch Title!
Get crackin’, bitches!
Phlogiston and spies and virgin heroes, oh my!
SWM, brainy virgin and spy-wannabe seeks equally brainy female. Pretty amnesiac French scientists with the secret to a new explosive substance a definite plus. I’ll totally pretend to be your husband while I’m trying to figure out the secret to the explosives, but please forgive me if I spooge on your sheets while we’re making out.
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by Candy • Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:15 AM
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Title: It Happened One Autumn
Author: Lisa Kleypas
Publication Info: Avon 2005, ISBN: 0060562498
Genre: Historical: European

It Happened One Autumn in seven sentences and one acronym:
Sassy American heiress meets high-in-the-instep English earl.
Sassy American heiress immediately rubs high-in-the-instep English earl the wrong way.
Sassy American heiress gets to rub high-in-the-instep English earl the right way, grrrwoof.
Sassy American heiress snipes and spars some more with high-in-the-instep English earl.
Sassy American heiress rubs high-in-the-instep English earl again.
Rinse and repeat until marriage proposal.
Impecunious aristo buddy of the high-in-the-instep English earl turns out to be a villain and gets ass kicked, but he’s OMG HOT and gets his own sequel.
HEA.
So: Does It Happened One Autumn break new ground with the romance novel, in terms of plot or subject matter? Nope, not really.
Is the story rather clunky in spots? Oh, definitely. A pretty good joke about Sisyphus ended up being just a tad overwritten and falls flat as a result, for example, and that business about the magic perfume, which came out of nowhere and pretty much went nowhere, could’ve been cut out without hurting the story one whit.
All that doesn’t matter, because ultimately, the book was a whole lot of fun, and Kleypas bludgeoned some new life into some tired old romance standards, i.e. Chaos Personified meets Mr. Anal Retentive. And while Marcus and Lillian bicker and clash quite a bit in the first half of the book, the arguments are rarely acrimonious. Kleypas does a great job of showing us how they’re having a whole lot of fun while they’re sparring, even if they’d rather be hung, drawn and quartered before admitting how much they enjoy each other’s company.
The two main characters are handled with a deft touch. Lillian is stubborn and outspoken and the stereotypical gauche American girl in just the right way. In fact, she reminds me quite a bit of Lily, the heroine of Then Came You, whom I also really liked. (Actually, given that the two of them are slim, dark-haired firecrackers with remarkably similar names, I can’t help but wonder if the resemblance was intentional or completely unconscious.)
Marcus has been featured in quite a few of Kleypas’s books, starting with Worth Any Price (a.k.a. That One Historical in Which the Characters Sweat a Lot), continuing with Again the Magic and Secrets of a Summer Night. I liked how he was different from the typical romance novel hero in appearance: short, stocky and not particularly attractive. I also like how he’s not hyper-sexual—read: “will hump anything with a pulse"—the way many romance novel heroes are, and it makes his constant horniness around Lillian that much more endearing at the same time it makes it less convincing. Because while experience and the logical bits of my brain say “Eh, a dude with a moderate to low sex drive will always have a moderate to low sex drive,” the dreamer in me says “But it’s DIFFERENT! He’s in LOVE! He was waiting for the right sexy vixen to unleash the ravening beast of lust within his breast!” Which is cheesy as all hell, but a powerful fantasy when tapped into the right way. God knows romances have used this particular trope this over and over again with the frigid, tightly-controlled, asexual heroine—not to say that Marcus is any of these things, it’s just that he seems a lot less humpy than the average romance novel hero until he meets Lillian, then BANG FIZZ POW hey babe let’s totally get to third base in the secluded butterfly garden wooooo.
But by far my favorite part of the book is the scene in which Lillian gets crazy stinkin’ drunk on pear brandy in the library. That scene? Charming and sweet as all hell, and I’m a big sucker for charming. Yeah, some of the innuendo involving Lillian trying to extract the pear from the brandy bottle was obvious, it still made me giggle. I’ve already re-read that part several times, and it’s a real stand-out in the book. I’ve read some reader reactions that indicate this scene squicked them out because Lillian was drunk and Marcus was sober; however, personally, I thought it was funny and revealing.
But the character I liked the most in this book is also the character I liked the most in the prequel, Secrets of a Summer Night. I’m talking about Daisy, Lillian’s younger sister. She’s sensible, minimally angsty, funny, mischievous, good-natured and yet not sickeningly sweet—in short, someone I don’t find very often in Romancelandia. I can’t wait to read her story. It looks like it’s going to be the last book in the series, though, because the sequel, The Devil in Winter, is going to be Evie Jenner’s story.
It Happened One Autumn is akin to home-made mashed potatoes: the flavors aren’t particularly complex, but they’re still pleasing and comforting. And just like when I’m confronted with a plate of home-made mashed potatoes, I gulped the book down in record speed. It’s not Kleypas’s best, but it’s definitely one of her better efforts.





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by SB Sarah • Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:01 AM
Last night was our first night with the baby, and aside from moments of, “Are we doing this right?!” and “Are we ever going to sleep again?” we did ok. Hubby and I were a team, and even at six in the morning when we had to change our sheets because someone hosed them down in his own special sauce, and then feed, and then change again, and then get back in bed, lather rinse repeat, we still managed to keep our sense of humor. And we’re tired but happy this morning.
Without delving into TMI territory, I have to say that seeing my own husband, whom I’ve known since high school when we were 17, become a father and handle the responsibility and the change with affable grace is really freaking sexy. I mean, no sex for me for at least a month and a half, but still, yowza! Men who manage fatherhood happily - that’s some yummy right there.
So last night while I was trying to get back to sleep, which was surprisingly difficult after the change/pee/sheets/pee/change/feed/change hour of madness, I started making a mental list of the romance heroes that I’ve read about that were sexy fathers as well, possibly during the course of the story. It’s probably hormones, but I couldn’t think of more than a few. One of Hubby’s fatherhood books, the one I am totally jealous of because it is better than all the other books I have put together, talks at length about the stereotype of inept fatherhood, and how men are more likely to be portrayed as bumbling fools when it comes to being a dad, instead of as able caregivers who can change diapers and do laundry and not suffer any loss of their manhood. Am I suffering from a black hole in my memory, or is few and far between to find a hero who is also an able, caring father?
Aside from the “secret baby” genre, what books are out there that you liked that featured strong, sexy fathers as heroes? Consider this an open call for the “Father Genre” - what books do you recommend?
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by SB Sarah • Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 01:57 PM
Hello! I’m back home, after two days at the Hotel L&D, where they give you percocet and take your blood pressure at 4am. Freebird and I are healthy and happy, and we’re about to embark on that most romantic of endeavors: first night at home with new baby.
WHOO!
Thank you for all your good wishes - and for all the advice, because a lot of it came in handy!
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