I’d either wish for the ability to make any amount of sleep feel like a full night’s worth, or the ability to make any cheap product taste/feel/look as good as an expensive one.
Categories: Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
Tags: gay romance
By the power of the random integer generator, we have a winner! Comment #126 is our winner: Jennifer Armintrout. Hooray!
Email me, please, and I’ll send you a print copy of Matthew Haldeman-Time’s Off the Record. Please do let me know what you think of it!
The first place winner of the Henley Bodice Prize is AnimeJune for her entry:
Lady Eleanor Wadsworth-Pennington had always thought she’d understood her mother when she said, “Beware the rakes, they cause only pain and misery!” until she finally stepped on one and the stout wooden handle swooped up and smacked her on the face, breaking her nose and causing her to curse the lazy but irrepressible gardener Louis in a most unladylike manner.
The second place winner of the Henley Bodice Prize is Carrie Lofty, for her entry:
Thrusting and thrusting again into the gasping blonde groupie sprawled across a hot pink Naugahyde loveseat, Leo “Nasty” Houston’s member was like a hard-working mole digging its winter shelter: its snout slick and hairless, blind to all but its instinctual purpose, and intensely fond of warm, dark, welcoming warrens.
And third place goes to Elizabeth Wadsworth, for her entry:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any single Vampire Lord newly arrived from Transylvania with a wad of cash and several wooden boxes of dubious function, must be in want not only of prime London real estate but several nubile females upon whom to slake his insatiable bloodlust.
me, please, with your contact info to claim your prizes - thanks!
If this were the movie, I’d so see it. Especially the part about the Nickelback CD.
To make the spoof extra more awesome, compare it to the actual trailer:
Thanks to Star Opal for the link.
To the members of the RWA Down Under - have a great conference! I hope it goes splendidly!
If you get your books digital…
Gimme an E or I’ll…
OK, clearly my cold-medicine addled brain is not going to come up with something clever, but a recent kerfuffle online has revealed a rather interesting facet of the eBook revolution: once a devoted, glomming reader (such as myself) is introduced to the power and ease of the eBook, going back to paper is not as satisfactory.
It’s true. I know there are some die-hard paper-lovin’ folks out there, and I’m not knocking your preference, but I know that once I got hooked on having the Kindle-Ade with me all the time, with unlimited books at my fingertips, to say nothing of the wirelessly connected bookstore, carrying around a paper book seems so… heavy. And limiting.
Seems I’m not the only one who got herself hooked on the savvy, sexy ease of the e and wants more more more: Chris Meadows at the Teleread blog gives a synopsis of a kerfuffle at Tor‘s site/blog. Tor hyped the launch of their upcoming site with free ebooks. Oh, delicious free ebooks, how I love thee.