CaptionThatCover,OnomatopaeiaEdition:TheWinner!

by SB Sarah Friday, September 05, 2008 at 09:33 AM

We have two winners in our Caption That Cover contest, one a come-out-of-nowhere (well, from our inbox) stealth winner that cracked us up so hard, it’s not even measurable.

Eve Savage sent us a sound effect. Seriously. She couldn’t figure out how to spell it, but dude, it was perfection. Candy called it “blergh-tastic” and she’s right. Jane thought it was spiffy as well.

Right click and save to give a listen!

So from the “Ouch I laughed too hard” department, Eve Savage wins for auditory submission of what sound that man’s nipple would make. Eve, congratulations, and enjoy your $20 gift certificate from Amazon and Powells.

And on to the commented entries! The winner of a $20 gift certificate and a copy of Manhandling (or “Man Titty Squishing” as the case may be) is:

Leslie Dicken for “hsssssssssssssssssssssssssss.” The simplicity and hilarity of your very own blow-up Blaze hero was too much to resist. Congrats, Leslie, and email me with your contact info for appropriate prize awarding!

FridayVideosAreHighlyAmused

by SB Sarah Friday, September 05, 2008 at 02:32 AM

First, from many, many people: what to do with bad reviews? Put them in the mouths of your little league team, your grandparents and their friends, and anyone else who will appear on camera. Then make it into a ersatz book trailer. What makes me giggle, personally, is that this many reviews, even bad ones, from this many powerhouse publications is in and of itself something of an accomplishment. To turn them on their ear and make them humorous (the armpit farts are inspired) is just absurd and awesome.

But wait, there’s more!

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WhatIsItAboutEdward?

by SB Sarah Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 05:17 AM

I started writing this late last week while pondering what it is about Edward that has folks so addicted to the Twilight series, and so willing to overlook or excuse what critics find to be some creeptastic behavior on his part. Since then, the first 12 chapters of Midnight Sun have been leaked, much to author Stephenie Meyer’s dismay, and she’s halted progress on the project indefinitely. Whether the leak was a publicity stunt or whether someone she gave the chapters to was too tempted not to share them, there remains a LOT of interest in Sir Edward of Sparklyville, and I’ve been spending way too much time comparing him to Alpha Heroes from Days Of Yore to determine what it is about him that’s so transfixing, so addictive, so amazing that people are literally going bananas over the idea that they won’t get the rest of his perspective from Midnight Sun. And of course, I’m reading Midnight Sun and wondering how much time I can spend in this guy’s head before I go bananas. I warn you: this entry is holy shit long. Don’t say you weren’t warned.


While there seems to be some divide between the folks who love them some Jacob, I remain fascinated with the people who are over the moon about Edward, particularly as he’s portrayed in Twilight.

The more I think about it, and look back on Edward’s appearances and interactions with Bella in Twilight, the more he reminds me of the same old-same old Alpha romance hero —specifically, the old-school Alpha hero recast in glittery YA paleness. The same Alpha hero characteristics that so many readers find either tiresome or downright terrific are present in Edward, and serve to make him addictive and alluring.

Many people have noted how conservative and conventional Twilight is as a romance. They are not wrong, in my opinion. Joanne Renaud was the first to give me the heads up on her opinion that Edward was old-skool all the way down to the punishing kisses. I agree: Bella and Edward’s romance echoes the old skool romances of the beginnings of the romance genre: stories told deep within the point of view of the heroine, wherein the hero is a mysterious figure whose desires and intentions are not known, let alone his feelings. The old skool romance hallmarks are all there, most notably, as Candy pointed out to me after her glut of the old skool romances earlier this year, the idea that the hero’s worldview must be adopted by the heroine in order for her to secure her happy ending, complete with increased social status, wealth, and possible title.

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ADealAnnouncementthatBegsaQuestion

by SB Sarah Thursday, September 04, 2008 at 03:29 AM

From yesterday’s Publisher’s Lunch:

Creator and executive producer of the CSI television franchise Anthony Zuiker’s series of three suspense-thriller “digital novels” (every five chapters readers are given website codes to access two-minute films that bridge to the next five chapters) beginning with SQWEEGEL, about an former FBI forensic investigator who retired after his whole family was murdered but continues to work a variety of grim cases, to Brian Tart at Dutton, at auction, for publication beginning in fall 2009, by Dan Strone at Trident Media Group (world).

Variety says “Zuiker will write a 60-page outline for each book, then supervise a novelist who’ll turn it into a 100-chapter book. Zuiker will write and direct 20 “cyber-bridges,” the two-minute video segments that supplement the pages.”

Aside from the whole “supervise the novelist” thing that makes me think of James Patterson and not in a good way, is anyone else kind of befuddled by this announcement? Cyber bridge videos between chapters that mix vieweing and reading? What the huh now? Generally speaking, I read on the bus, and on the treadmill (thank you Kindle and your absolutely gi-hummuna-normous text size - all the better to bounce you with, my dear) and am nowhere near a video-enabled computer, much less with the patience to wait for my iPhone to load the video. I can’t say I’d be all excited for a book that ties me to a computer to view the video bridge - half the time reading is a break from the computer, not that I can stay away long, oh Internet, how I love thee. Seems overly complicated, but then, I’m often mystified by Facebook.

Does anyone else think this is a rather bizarre concept, or is this the Future of Reading, with YouTube on Your Kindle?

JewelofMedinaFindsNewPublisher

by SB Sarah Wednesday, September 03, 2008 at 10:17 AM

Thank you to the many people who forwarded me this article: The Jewel of Medina has a new publisher, according to the AP, the NY Times, and the Guardian. Independent British publishing house Gibson Square will publish the book in October in English.

Gibson Square, according to their website, “specialises in books that are able to contribute to a current debate. Each title is supported by a vigorous marketing campaign to provide a broad platform for the book and its ideas in the booktrade.”

I’m still trying to battle my way through my copy of the ARC. To be honest, it’s not easy reading, as the narrative seems to hover on the edge of impending disaster in the form of impetuous decision making by a heroine who longs to be a warrior while simultaneously pining for a man, who is not Mohammed, to come and rescue her from her impending marriage.

Mohammed, however, is a marvelous, marvelous figure in this book. I haven’t made up my mind on the portrayal of Aisha, but in the first fifth of the book, Mohammed, he rules. 

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