CallforPapers:NewOrleansinApril?Booyah!

by SB Sarah Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 05:52 PM

From the Professors Brilliant comes a Call for Papers. Alas, I cannot participate, as it starts on the first night of Passover, and if I left RT early and skipped the PAGEANT OF MAN TITTY for Pesach, you can understand that New Orleans is not among my ports of breadless call either. Otherwise I’d be there with beads on.

But if you’re looking for a scholarly opportunity or a place to send a proposal last minute, have a look. 

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TalkingWiththeDeadbyShilohWalker

by SB Sarah Tuesday, November 11, 2008 at 01:50 AM
Our Grade:
C-
Title: Talking With the Dead
Author: Shiloh Walker
Publication Info: Samhain Publishing November 2006, ISBN: B000R93DC6
Genre: Romantic Suspense

Book Cover This was a free Kindle download from Sam Hain (distant cousin to Sam Adams) and since it was three dots long (the length of a book on the Kindle is depicted by a series of dots beneath the title in the contents section of the device) I figured it would be a quick read for me.

Let me say outright: there were a lot things that frustrated me about this story, but Shiloh Walker’s writing is not one of them. Despite the elements that I’ll get to in a moment, I’ll be looking for Walker’s books in the future because her writing is SOLID. The narrative voice was unique and inviting, and often underscored the subtle language differences between the hero (a Southern man) and the heroine (an Indiana sheriff). The plot was tight, with growing and ebbing tension.

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RomanceWriting:You’veGottheThing

by SB Sarah Monday, November 10, 2008 at 12:07 PM

Should you be looking to become a full-time writer of romance, I have the one web site on the internet with all the answers to your many, many questions. Well, no, I don’t. I have the exact opposite.

There’s a lot of meaningless drivel on the internet (hi there!) and most of it merits exactly zero notice, but this site is just a clusterfuck of wowser: Got the Thing in Becoming a World-renowned Writer?. The first paragraph alone may harm you, your neighbors, and possibly people you don’t even know. You might be so spellbounded by the writing that you pass out cold, particularly after this piece of advice:

You write what you read and that means you need to read a love of romance stories to get some ideas from experts before you and that’s it in the nutshell

Wait, that’s it? Really?

But the site that page links to is an even bigger treasure trove of WTF, particularly this quote:

If you’ve ever finished a great romance and thought to yourself, “Hey, I could write one of those!” there has never been a better time than the present to fulfill your dreams.

Yes. Fuck the economy. Quit your job now!

Seriously. If you’ve ever finished a great romance and thought to yourself, “Hey, I can do that!” you have one of the following problems:

a. a clearly deluded sense of how easy it is to write a great romance (hint: it is not easy)
b. an inaccurate method of evaluating that which might be a “great romance.”

I mean, sheesh, who hasn’t finished a romance novel so profound in its brilliance that it leaves you in breathless tears, and paused to think, “Nice, but I could do better.”

SamHain’sFreeKindleBook

by SB Sarah Monday, November 10, 2008 at 02:08 AM

Book CoverThe Sam Hain (not to be confused with Sam Adams, or Sam Bucca) Free Kindle book of the week has been announced: Bianca D’Arc’s MaidenFlight.

Dragon menage? No way? Yes way. Three way! 

KindleMakesSarahEggs

by SB Sarah Sunday, November 09, 2008 at 06:31 PM

Book CoverAll I’m saying is, for this much money, the Kindle better harness nuclear energy to make eggs, do laundry, and drive me to work every day. Holy shit. $6,232.00 for an EBOOK?! And that’s 20% off!

I mean, I get nervous wearing nice jewelry sometimes on the subway. Imagine having a SIX THOUSAND DOLLAR ebook on the Kindle?! I’d be afraid to touch the damn thing.

[Thanks to Student Tech News for the link.]

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