Smart Bitches Trashy Books | All of the romance, none of the bullshit.

We have some lovely referral records today.

bitches fucking.
horny bitches.
naked bitches.

So sorry you’ve landed on our erudite page devoted to romantic fiction! We have smart bitches, naked dukes, and horny heroes, but not in the combinations you seek. My apologies. I am sure there is another page or two on the internet that might be of interest to you. Continue your quest, noble knight of the MSN search! 

We Smart Bitches bid you adieu as you embark on your quest. 

Huh huh. I said “rule.”

Anyway, last night I wasn’t in the mood for the angst of “Uncommon Vows” right before bed, though I was about 3/4 into the book. I wasn’t on the home stretch and was far too tired to think of finishing it, so I did The Unthinkable.

I started another book.

Does anyone else have a rule that they only read one thing at a time? Candy, I know, reads quantum physics (I’m not even kidding) and romance at the SAME TIME, which bends my mind more than a little. But I usually read one thing at a time, because otherwise I will always like one better than the other, and the one I like less? I never get back to it. Also, I have a poor memory and I’ll start mixing the plotlines up, which can be a challenge if I try to read a contemporary and a medieval at the same time. Someone is showering a lot, some one is not. Which one?!! I can’t even watch two tv shows at the same time, while Hubby, when he is master of the clicker, can watch, like, twelve. Simultaneously. And keep track of what’s going on.

So of course, I am seriously loving the roller-coaster ride of “The Pirate Prince,” by Gaelen Foley. Woo damn is that thing purple-ish and non-freaking-stop. It reminds me of Pirates of the Caribbean - once it started, WHOOSH.

I do have to finish Uncommon Vows, especially after so many people recommended it. And dang the hero is hot. But I have to be honest, the “Oh, I’m hot hot hot for you!” “No, I hate hate hate you!” hot/cold heroine is in desperate need for a smackdown. Don’t treat that fine, educated, man like that! He should come over here to Candy & me. We’ll take care of him. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

So - do you read one at a time, or muliple books at once?

I just checked the stat counter, and we have crossed the big 10k - anyone got me a screenshot of 10,000? Bring it on!

E.D’trix had the correct answers for today’s Personal Ad Contest: Princess Olympia St. Leger of Seize the Fire by Laura Kinsale. All hail E.D’trix! She rocketh our world and deserveth the tasty bon-bons, but alas all we have is this spurious Photoshopped prize.

Kneel, E.D’trix, and receive your title (and new Russian name):

Go forth and do your title proud!

Candy and I are agog with the knowledge that we are a few hundred hits away from 10,000 visitors - a huge figure for a site that is just about 4 months old.

So! We have decided to launch a small contest, because we are Smart Bitches, after all!

The first person to send or a screencapture of the StatCounter at the bottom of the page registering you as the 10,000th visitor will win a $10 Amazon.Com gift certificate, and a chance to be a Guest Bitch reviewer.

Yes, that’s right, you’ll have almost enough to purchase your own romantic fiction novel (can you believe some of the prices these days?! It’s like gasoline, only with explicit sex!) AND you’ll get to review a romance of your choosing as a Guest Bitch reviewer. So start hitting reload like the obsessive-compulsive creatures we know you are. Good luck!