by SB Sarah • Friday, November 14, 2008 at 09:01 AM
Enough teasing. We’re ridiculously amused by our cover, and it’s about time we showed it to you, so, you ready?
It’s a work of art, a book cover… well, really it’s visual game we call Find the Hidden Phalli with your hosts, Sarah, Candy, and Touchstone/Fireside.
The cover of the Smart Bitch Book, Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance, due out 14 April 2009, isn’t at Amazon yet (sorry folks) so this (and our email inbox) is the only place you can find it, and a few other hidden images.
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
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Agreed, Kathy. One of my coworkers made “Fuck Cancer” buttons when her fiance’s brother died, and I love seeing the reaction of people in stores and on the street. Some give her raised eyebrow looks, but often the most conservative-appearing…