Not sure what to get your favorite author this holiday season? Sharon Buchbinder can help.
Romance: it’s in the air. Go on. Click. You’ll thank me. And Sharon. And the person who thought that up.
Enough teasing. We’re ridiculously amused by our cover, and it’s about time we showed it to you, so, you ready?
It’s a work of art, a book cover… well, really it’s visual game we call Find the Hidden Phalli with your hosts, Sarah, Candy, and Touchstone/Fireside.
The cover of the Smart Bitch Book, Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance, due out 14 April 2009, isn’t at Amazon yet (sorry folks) so this (and our email inbox) is the only place you can find it, and a few other hidden images.
But wait, there’s more!
Whether it’s librarians:
or Marines:
Drill teams rock.
[Thanks to Nana for the link.]
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
Ok, my links are fighting with me… but go to the link for the best website ever to see examples of the Agassi, Uncle Jesse, and Billy Ray ;)
From Mullet Passions.
You’re right Sarah, the Lemieux and the Jagr mullets seem to be the most popular
and here I thought they died in the 90s...pssssh. One can only hope Syd the kid will have an equally fertile trend…
From Mullet Passions.
Marta Acosta’s advice (ask the accountant for proper channels) is great; Frustrated can help her friend AND not get taken advantage of. I’ll file away that technique for future use.
I’d also sixth or seventh the advice to…
It really only takes a few hours of dedicated web-surfing to realize that, in order to publish, you really should get an agent, and not a friend’s friend in accounting. Maybe the two of you can do some of this…
Thanks to your inspiration, I am officially submitting a research essay on Mullets to my college’s student-run publication.
From Mullet Passions.
