Ca-holy Ca-rap, folks, that was a close race. With a difference of only two votes, the winner of the Smart Bitch Alliteration Contest is: Alessia Brio, author of Entry #1, where Carl and Connie were caught in connubial consummation in the “claustrophobic confines of [a] consecreted creche.” Naughty priest action, with a colossal cock? Bring it on! Comments complimented the author, citing the entry as “very very clever,” and “damn impressive” in its ability to continue the alliterative giggles while writing a scene that allowed the action to progress. Nice job!
Second place went to Emily Bergink for Entry #2, with Penelope and Percival purloining her purity with a pealing pop - the “pop” itself got a LOT of comments.
So congratulations to both on a very fine showing in the voting, and without further ado, we award Alessia her prize.
Kneel, Alessia, and arise:
Thank you to all who wrote and who voted - we love running these contests like you have no idea. Y’all are some creative Bitches.
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