I cracked up at “Me again.”
Yep-- that’s when I pretty much slid off my chair and sat there, giggling helplessly.
My husband’s contribution was “Someone needs to tell Joe he doesn’t have a guitar.”
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After the highly scientific tally using the accounting firm of My Pen and My Paper (let me show you them), the votes from the comments and from the lurkers who emailed me (hi lurkers!), we have teh winnahs of The Suzanne Brockmann is Awesome Happy Ending Contest.
If you read all those contest you now know that Bert + Ernie+ Fanfic = WIN! The runaway winner in the vote tally was #3 by Leslie.
Second place went to #8, by JenC.
Third place went to #9 by Luisa
Fourth place went to #5 by Cathleen
Fifth place went to #7 by Kari
Free books ahoy for the intrepid winners. Congratulations!
And an alert and word of warning to all you editors of erotica out there: your next anthology might need to be Big Spankable Muppets.