Thanks to Brandy for the link to Things I Will Do When I am the Vampire, (I know, it’s hard to read. I cut & pasted it to a txt doc just to read clearly without eyestrain) I’ve been giggling like a fool. My faves are: “58. All the cutlery in my house will be either stainless steel or plastic. No silver. (Besides, I might accidentally cut myself.) But ideally, the steel will have a special surface that makes it *look* like silver, so the Hero will waste his time trying to stab me with it,” and “49. I will ignore all attempts to appeal to my former sense of humanity. I don’t have any. That is why it is former.”
Now of course I’m making all kinds of lists in my head, like “Things I Will Do When I am Anita Blake,” (e.g. “Put 50 condoms in my fanny pack each morning, plus two extra just in case in the socks that match my shirt.” “Do my day job because that shit was cool.” “Spend a few honest moments evaluating why I am (or was) so conflicted between the faith in my head and the fire in my loins.” “Stay out of the shower if were-somethings are in there.”)
“Things I will do if I am the heroine” could be fun on its own, or hero. Or ... crap. I’m not going to get a thing done today. Dammit.
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