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Lilith Saintcrow was kind enough (?!) to scan this image and email it to us. I borrowed her subject line for this entry. I’m not sure if I need to say “Thank you” for the scan, or “Oh, God, pass me the eyewash station.”

Sarah: As Lilith pointed out to me, the tattoo and the clutched sword are painfully difficult to miss, as is the collarbone and Adam’s apple of ye olde heroine on the left there.

Add to that the stupid eyepatch and the oddly long sideburns on both of them, and never in my life have I wished so hard for a horse to trample two people.

Bridgett sent us this scan, thank you kindly.

Candy: Remember that part in Coming to America, when Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy) and Semmi (Arsenio Hall) are in the nightclub, auditioning babes for the prince, and one of the babes is Arsenio in drag, who then says something like “I’d love to break you apart” in this incredibly husky voice?

Yeah, I’m flashing to that moment when I look at this babe. She’s awfully...assertive-looking, isn’t she?

Sarah: I am transfixed by that man’s satin pants, and am wondering if he’s off to fight for my rights.  I’m going to have to assume it’s a uniform of some sort. It can’t be a voluntary fashion choice on his part: satin is unforgiving on all people, but very much so on those with saggy ball sack syndrome.

Candy: Regency Buck: Darling, I...I hate to tell you this, but what I feel is...is this love that Dare Not Speak Its Name.

Regency Miss: Oh, my darling, I thought you’d never tell me. *whips off mask* I love my horses that way, too!

And finally, Jay just about trampled my last remaining strength with this submission: the “Coming Soon” placeholder for Changeling Press.

Sarah: I don’t know if it’ll be soon, since from the looks of it he hasn’t figured out how to bend his fingers yet.

Candy: Coming soon? Since when did plastic gain the ability to orgasm?

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