This is unabashedly inspired by the Craigslist personal ad we linked to yesterday. Guess who the (not-quite) Intrepid Heroine is in our Comments, and the first person to correctly list the heroine’s full name, book title and author will win our regard, affection, and a PhotoShopped placard featuring some kind of lame but hopefully funny custom title you can proudly place on your website, or print out on stickers and paste on your forehead/your pets/sleeping husbands/helpless small children. “Duchess Cuntington” is already taken by Sarah, though, just so you know.
OK, enough blabbing, on to the personal ad.
WEAK GIRL WHO CRIES IN NEED OF STRONG MAN
Psychic SWF, tormented by gruesome visions of psychotic killer, in need of larger-than-life SWM to dole out verbal abuse, ogle my ass, take care of me (smothering attention and assumption that I’m completely helpless OK), grope me 24/7 while convinced I’m a liar. Ability to maintain erection while watching me writhe in pain during traumatic psychic visions and readiness to kick danger in ass a plus. Direct inquiries to .
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