Movements and Periods

From the Unintentionally Hilarious Department: Beyond Heaving Bosoms: the Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance Novels is #2 in “Movements & Periods” on Amazon.

No, really, take a look. While being #2 in Movements and Periods makes me giggle like a 10 year old boy, I have goals. And my goal? NUMBER ONE in Movements and Periods.

Oh, hell. Never mind. We’re screwed.

[Thanks to Hubby for obsessively checking on the status of our movements and periods.]

Categorized:

General Bitching...

Comments are Closed

  1. Charlene says:

    One could ask why a Neil Patrick Harris DVD is part of the Frequently Bought Together group.

  2. rebyj says:

    LOL @ number ONE in movements and periods!!

  3. JoanneL says:

    NUMBER ONE in Movements and Periods

    Yes, but is there a section on post-menopausal?
    (which, by the way, is it’s very own Undiscovered Romance category).

    Not to worry about J.R.‘s book, there’s free shipping most places if people order many books!

  4. Kate Diamond says:

    Fun! I haven’t been pleasure-reading for awhile (damn day job) but it looks like I have a new book to order!

    This will be the first thing in my Amazon shopping cart… the OTHER books will be what I use to get free shipping. 🙂

  5. RStewie says:

    You mean… scrhewed.

  6. Jessa Slade says:

    But if you have to be under somebody, who better than the entire BDB?

  7. theo says:

    WTF??? The BDB isn’t movements and periods! (I could say something here, but I won’t 😉 ) That’s a cohmpanion ghuide. That one doesn’t even count in my book. Or should I say chount? Or bhook?

    *snort*

    You guys are #1! Don’t let a bunch of used-to-be-romance-but-aren’t-anymore bhooks tell you otherwise either.

  8. Brandy W says:

    I just put my order in and of course added another book from my wish list for that free shipping.

  9. Theresa S. says:

    I can’t wait to read it!

    Must say, the buy-in of the Neil Patrick Harris dvd gives me a whole new level of respect for Neil Patrick Harris.

  10. Barb Ferrer says:

    I have my copy!  I have my copy!

    WHEEEEEE!!!!

  11. SonomaLass says:

    Aaaaargh!  Mine is not here yet! The UPS truck was in front of my house when I got home from teaching, but it was actually next door.  UPS says it left Nashville four days ago, but won’t be here for another five days!  Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?!?!

  12. MichelleR says:

    Still waiting for the Kindle version.

  13. Carrie Lofty says:

    My husband is useful for the obsessive stats checking too. Amazon must’ve thought he was stalking me for how much time he spent there in December.

  14. Kelly C. says:

    When I clicked on the supplied link and scrolled down, Amazon now shows BEYOND HEAVING BOSOMS as #1 in Movemements and Periods!  (which btw, does inspire 10-year old boy-like giggles)

    CONGRATULATIONS Bitches!

  15. nan says:

    Congratulations on your conquest of Movements AND Periods. And you’re in excellent company with Neil Patrick Harris—he’s by far the best thing in “How I Met Your Mother.” My husband and I have been watching that on DVD lately and our comment is usually “More Barney!”

Comments are closed.

By posting a comment, you consent to have your personally identifiable information collected and used in accordance with our privacy policy.

↑ Back to Top