Hey kids,
So, how was your Halloween? Have a good time? Consume a lot of candy? Ready to see that candy make a return appearance? Then click on the extended text, motherfuckers!
Candy: First we had man-on-man love. Then it was human-on-undead-creature love. That, in turn, was followed by a whole slew of other supernatural creatures, including human-on-people-who-REALLY-need-a-waxing-when-the-moon-is-full-if-you-know-what-I-mean love, and we ALL know that’s just one step away from furries, and THAT’s just a short hop away from bestiality. And now, we see the logical culmination: man-on-igneous love. See what the homosexual agenda has resulted in? See how insidious it is? I’M JUST SAYING, MAN.
Sarah: Two words: Lion. O.
Which according to this site qualifies as transgendered bestiality.
Looks like Lion-o approves.
Candy: Wow, that’s quite the morning ritual they have going there, if that dude’s lip adornment is anything to go by. And let’s give them props for doing things a bit different—I’m used to the guy performing the Dirty Sanchez on the woman, not the other way around.
Sarah: Richard Gere got really kinky with the gerbil for this morning ritual. And while he’s all into the idea of painting each other with dead booty gerbil your can tell she’s thinking, “Thank God I use Oxy ven I do zee wash.”
Candy: Passion doesn’t only know no boundaries, it apparently also knows no Photoshop filter it doesn’t want to jizz all over.
Sarah: It’s like a whole new Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes category: Mr. Glow-in-the-dark-porno-mustache-man!
Man-on-igneous love? Does LOLScience know about this?
I has filterz let me show you them.
Mr. Glow-in-the-dark-porno-mustache-man!
I must remember my adult diapers when I read snarked covers.
LMAO!
Is that guy fishing for azz trout? Pulled out & left a condom behind? Surely there must be a reason for this deep seated fishing expedition.
My word is cars32—do you think she has a car up there too?
OMG where to even start…the guy on All Lycans Eve must be looking for Cheetara, or maybe Snarf? ( oh please don’t let him be looking for Snarf!)
Morning Ritual is Richard Gere playing with a black Sharpie and his Real Doll.Just creepy!
Passion Knows No Boundaries – DEAR GOD where is his friggin’ hand! And they remind of my younger days when I used to rave and we would use body paint to glow under black lights. Maybe he lost his glow stick?
my spaminator word sat37
maybe she sat on it?
Mr. Glow-in-the-dark-porno-mustache-man!
Oh My! I’m uncharacteristically speechless.
Of all the men I’d rather not see naked, fluorescent blue, and sticking his hand up a girl’s ass while they lay on hideous grey satin sheets, Goose Gossage would be at the top of the list.
That didn’t work. Goose Gossage.
*whimpers* No, please god no.
The most horrible thing? I could swear that the bloke on the cover of Morning Ritual is actually David Wenham with the worst Sharpie-tache and blur-tool mullet ever, and that the picture is a screencap from Better Than Sex that has been vomited on by Photoshop.
Now, where’d I put the eyebleach?
The heroine’s expression on “Passion Knows no Boundaries” is not exactly lost in the throws of passion is it? More like “Hmm? Did you say something?”
Yes top half of ALL Lycan’s EVE is Lion. O. Bottom half is old creepy guy.
No Boundaries HA
I think this proves x-ray machines should be a boundary.
Emily W- less Better Than Sex, more Gettin’ Straight. Guffaw.
Wow, the dirty sanchez on her neck is a bit much. And not something that I want to see….
Why is Lion-o only Lion-o from the man titties up? Did he get dipped in a vat of Nair by Mumm-Ra or something? No, wait, I know. That is the only way to make Cheetara look at him instead of Panthro, who is much better with his hands *koff, koff*.
“back88” Why, yes, that was from back in ‘88.
See, now, I’ve been watching too much Criminal Minds…the “dirty sanchez” looks more to me like his morning ritual is strangling a poor woman.
Can. Not. Look. Away. From. Handlebar Mustacehs.
Sheesh. C’mon, only one man ever successfully pulled that off, and even James Hetfield listened to the voice of reason—and taste—and got rid of it.
Holy COW, that last cover is BAD. Wow. Really really bad. Were they trying to go for a ghost look? Not working since I know that’s the “invert colors” tool you can use in MS PAINT for heaven’s sake. I just did that and it looks better, still scary, but flesh-toned at least.
I can’t believe nobody’s noticed this. The mojo-OD’d junkie burrow-dweller on Paris Dixon’s Essence of Magic cover has scored a new gig: on Paris Dixon’s Morning Ritual cover.
Only now, he’s actually touching a human being!
EEEEEEKKKK!!!
Hubby sez: “Is he checking her prostate?”
And yes, snorting on my part did occur.
Passion Knows No Boundaries… and neither does the photoshop terrorist who made this cover.
Nice to see that even 70s-era porn stars who’ve been exposed to way too much nuclear waste are still able to get it on, though.
“century33” – any one of those guys would look better in a nice, gold, polyester suit jacket, selling real estate. (so it’s a stretch. sue me.)
Lol Charlene. My first thought was Rollie Fingers. But Gossage works too.
Perhaps whatever it is he’s doing is some sort of exercise, carefully calculated to keep those fastballs over 100 mph?
I literally screamed when I saw the Morning Ritual cover. It was NOT the best part of waking up.
Ahhh All Lycans Eve, we watch the stunning hero climb to the top of “bendover and take it” rock, that and the ghost dude on the bed…..I thought fisting was done through the other side? someone please correct me if Im wrong!
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