I will say this: Y’all know how to hassle the Hoff like none other. I saw links coming in from all over the wild, wooly internet, so it seems the LOLHoff was a hit beyond our hot pink romance-focused walls. Personally speaking, I’d read the comment thread and look at the new Hoffs and start to wheeze. Well played, bitchery, well played!
And now, the winners! Please contact me (sarah @ smartbitchestrashybooks.com), oh winners below, with your email addresses AND mailing addresses so that the Hofftastic Wonderment can be yours.
And for the person who won two prizes: I will totally send you two Hoffobiographies. Spread the Hoffalicious love, please!
The winner of Third Place, receiving a Hoff Plane and a Hoffobiography:
A tie!
MamaNice:
and Amy “Fuckheady Bitchipants” E:
The winner of second place, receiving a Hoffobiography and a $10 Amazon Gift Certificate:
A THREE WAY TIE (now THAT is Kinky!)
rebyj:
Mariskunk:
And Dragonpaws:
*drumroll please*
And the winner of first prize, a $25 gift certificate to Amazon, and a Hoffobiography:
Dragonpaws!
Congratulations to all the winners! And thank you for sharing your sense-of-Hoffwonder with all of us.
Just as an aside, I think “This time, you’ve gone too far” would be a great subtitle for the SB book. I know it’s bound to show up in at least one review.
LOLOLOL—congrats to the winners. Those are HILARIOUS!!
By the way, that pepsi picture is a RIOT!!!
Oah! I’m a winnah! I have so much of teh excitenessmess!
Here’s my way of saying Spank You, and Happy 4th as well:
Winner twice! Wooo!!!
I got to give mad propz to my husband, who saw the Hoffpicture and said “Your LOL must have sexing up in it somewhere.” He is my inspiration. 😉
And I love the LOLTony’s!
We’re going to hell. All of us. *sighes* Oh well, at least there’ll be good company.
MamaNice – Me likey your patriotic boyz! Happy 4th of July all yous Americans!
Oh, ya’ll lucky winners… Be sure to actually read your Hofftastic biography. Some evil gestating person who shall remain nameless sent me a copy. I read it, thinking it would provide days of blog snark. Now I feel BAD about Hasseling the Hoff. It’s right up there on the going-to-hell meter with making jokes about the Special Olympics.
Can we move on to Burting the Reynolds or something?
Holy shit! I won? WOW! I’m humbled and a little afraid. How did I miss this post? (Could it have had anything to do with being scheduled to move into an apartment that flooded during our lovely 40 days of rain here in Texas, and having to find another one with no notice that’ll take a German Shepherd and will let me move in immediately? Naah…) Anyway, I love you Bitches!